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it pisses me off when they butcher yue qingyuan's character as just a pathetic sad man

don't get me wrong, he is

but not in the way of being brainless and spitting secrets in a moment of panic

like, dude, if he didn't explain himself for over a decade, what makes you think he will spit shen qingqiu's origin story to a crowd just because

make it make sense

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hello liufang nation

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For the life of me I can’t find this comic I saw on Pinterest like a week ago so I recreated it myself

i'm pretty sure is quelmd's on twitter but I can't find it

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romance route unlocked!

based on this post, which seemed like an interaction shen jiu would have

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How would the peak lords act when drunk?

Shen Jiu: gets even meaner, but also cries. Actively telling you to go kill yourself with tears streaming down his face. He ways like 2 pounds and has a veeeeery low tolerance as well.

Shen Yuan: bubbly and touchy feely. He giggles and clings to people, just hanging all over them. Has a slightly better tolerance than Shen Jiu, but not by much.

Yue Qingyuan: tries really hard to still be normal but he’s worse at it. He talks abruptly and loudly, his smile is obviously strained, and he can’t resist the allure of floor time. Can hold gallons of liquor- partially bc he’s huge and partially because of Xuan Su

Liu Qingge: insists he isn’t drunk. If he’s standing still it can be hard to tell that he is because he just gets quieter and stares harder. Has okay tolerance but he doesn’t like the taste of many beverages. He will stick to yummy little cocktails.

Shang Qinghua: Develops level of hubris previously contained to Greek myth. He thinks he can do anything, including jumping fences and fist fighting. He can also drink anyone under the table.

Qi Qingqi: Flirty drunk. She will talk about her exes and she will try to make you one of them. She’s a long time drinking buddy of Shang Qinghua and the only other peak lord capable of matching him shot per shot.

Wei Qingwei: the only peak lord that successfully pulls off being normal while drunk. He’s friendly and out going even when he hasn’t been day drinking rosé. Wei Qingwei lives that wine mom lifestyle and has a reasonably high tolerance.

Mu Qingfang: wanders away from the party and takes a nap. No one knows how high his tolerance is because he just takes a nap regardless.

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POV: you sent them on a mission together

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repost cause i decided they deserve their own post

breaking my silence,, liujiuplane <3<3<3<33<

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I just read a fic where someone screamed "Binghe, attack!" and Binghe just beats the shit out of some other disciples and I just think that that's the funniest thing ever

like he's some sort of pokemon lol

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Majority Qijiu and two stray Binghes

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love me, little lamb, or leave me. 🗡️ (Bingge gets the nice Shizun but he's all teeth. He still thinks he's very lovely. (especially in wedding red) )

(or.. i just really really wanted to draw debauched SQQ 🤭)

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I like how we add the most overused and corny tropes and bullshit worldbuilding to our fics and immediately blame Airplane for it

Shang Qinghua: Hang on, this isn't my fault!! It's the fanfiction author's fault, dammit!

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I need help

My English teacher (male young adult) has asked the class (me and another girl f18) what type of media would we like to see to later discuss in class

My dumb ass went and said SVSSS because I'm been obsessing over it for over a month and I'm been craving talking to other people about it for a while.

I've told them the premise, SY transmigrating into the villain of a novel he hates and I've also told them is a queer story.

My teacher said that he was fine with that and that he will look into it and if it's too advanced we'll change it for smt else.

Now, is SVSSS too intense for a book club discussion as a first-timer?

I was planning on rereading it anyway but now I'm not sure if it's a good read for people who seem to have a high regard for classic literature.

I mean, it sure was an emotional rollarcoster the first time I read it. But that wasn't until vol2

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According to my headcanons, Percy is very flexible... And can show similar tricks if everyone gets on his nerves.

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The perks of your younger brother telling you the future is you can try to prevent it!

The downside is he has the weirdest names for the most important parts...

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Just Shen Jiu cus I’m obsessed

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I don't know why people think that Shen Yuan is a little soft cinnamonbun that would never hurt a fly

Like, that man will tear you a new hole in your skull just with words if you dare to say anything slightly negative about any of his dear ones.

That man was an internet troll for all his young adult life, he's not going to stop just because he's posing as an aloof and cold teacher. Look at Airplane.

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i know there is a bunch of liujiu shen yuan baby but I have an idea

Liu Qingge is hunting some beast in a forest near Cang Qiong Mt Sect and spots a little kid outside the forest that looks exactly like Shen Qingqiu so he goes "wtf". And because he's a man of action his first thought is go and confront SQQ, so he does just that and speeds to Qing Jing Peak.

He breaks down the door and sees SQQ grading papers and he's more piss because his potential kid is alone in the forest.

LQG: How dare you abandon your child in the forest!!!!

SQQ(piss because lqq broke his door): Have you finally gone mad, you brute!??!!

They start a screaming match and SQQ still doesn't acknoledge that he has a kid nor that he abandoned him so LQQ flies out again to find the kid and bring him to his door to see it.

Shen Yuan is feeling troubled. The system had an error and know he's in some random npc orphan. That's not the issue tho, the issue is that the system is changing his face so he can replace the current SQQ and it's playing with his genetics! Luckily is not going to bad and he actually looks good but he's like 10 so is not really convincing.

He was going to explore his surroundings to see where in PIDW he is in and what part of the timeline when out of nowhere a man grabbed him by the collar and dragged him (more like flung him) to a random house in the mountains. So he thinks he's being kidnapped by demonic cultivators.

Or not????

He's kneeling infront of the Scum Villain himself!!! And he's in screaming match with the War God about... paretnal rights??? What is happening???

LQG: See??? He's exactly like you!

SQQ: And??

LQG: So it's yours!!

SQQ: NO IT'S NOT!

LQG: YOU CAN'T ABANDON YOUR KID IN THE FOREST!

SQQ: IF YOU'RE SO PISSED, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT??

LQG: MAYBE I WILL

SQQ: YEAH???

LQG: YEAH!!!

And now Shen Yuan is a disciple in Bai Zhan peak and LQG's personal disciple because "he won't be like his deadbeat father"

Rumours spread like wildfire of how Liu Qingge had a child with Shen Qingqiu and SQQ refuse to acknoledge his son so LQQ is forced to be a single dad.

Luo Binghe is in Qing Jing peak shortly after but SQQ is so focused in being mad at LQG that he just ignores to boy to fight with the other peak lord. And SY is always sneaking to QJP to try and help LBH to not get bully but this is confused by the other disciples as SY wanting to connect with his other father.

LQG: Stop stealing my disciple!

SQQ: Maybe if your peak wasn't so shitty he would feel the need to be here in the first place!

SQQ: You know what?? He's staying because NOW he can start using his brain properly!

LQG: You bitch-