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Tell me why my friend told me there was a fucking ICE drill at shcool?! WITH A ICE TRUCK AND EVERYTHING.

(ICE is deportation)

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That feeling when u do sonic so dirty that ur friend starts quoting memes at u

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(I promise I'm better at traditional 😭)

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TUMBLR 101: a helpful guide for tiktok refugees

are YOU a former tiktok user trying to learn how to use tumblr to fill the void the american tiktok ban is leaving in your soul? here are some things you should know, from someone who’s going on their eighth year on this hellsite:

1. you can say anything on here. gone are the days of having to use words like “unalive” and “seggs.” murder! kill! sex! fuck! speak your mind!

2. there is a community for you on here. regardless of what you’re into or however small the fandom is, you have a place here. at least one other person will have heard of your weird obscure interest. strike up a conversation!

3. followers don’t matter. tumblr is one of the last remaining social media sites in which your number of followers means absolute jack shit. this can be disorienting at first, but once you lean into the fact that everyone on this website is equal, it’s very freeing. clout means nothing here.

4. similarly, you can post at any time. while tiktok has an algorithm that favors certain times, tumblr has no such algorithm. post whatever you want, whenever you want. every post has virtually the same chance at getting notes, regardless of when it is posted.

5. tags can have spaces between the words! this one is very exciting. tags can be a whole sentence. you can also use the tags to comment on someone’s post without actually adding onto the physical post itself (which is sometimes frowned upon and called “derailing” if you use this feature to bring up a completely different point other than the one that’s being made on the original post).

TL;DR: speak your mind, find your place, followers don’t matter, post anytime, have fun with tags!! tumblr is a wonderful site used to share things you’re excited about. be patient with yourself as you’re learning and have fun!

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Maybe go show some love to my slow burn FNAF fic? Pretty please with infinity on top?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61506631

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the world's greatest actor animatic for stanley pines :]

(song by Milk In The Microwave)

finally done with this!!! im not 100% happy with the final result but overall i like how it turned out :D this took about two weeks (?) of work with some breaks

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Hey, sorry I am not as active here as I would like to. I might spam some artworks I did in the time I was absent Here are the Hazbin/Helluva fanarts I did

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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10 minutes is not enough time for break!!!

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HOLY SHIT THE REALISM

Stan & Randy

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Guys, I don't think I can live, laugh, love in these conditions.

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Same dude

kenny canon event

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kenny canon event

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You ever start dating your best friend and then occasionally forget your in a relationship. Like the only thing that changed was that we say "love you" instead of "love ya" and use pet names like Hun. Also like when you see people posting their partners and your like "oh yeah i have one of those!" After being single for a straight 9 months.

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So in englisg class my teacher had us take out three personal items, I took out my sketchbook, phone and ear buds. Everyone else just grabbed the closes things like pencils, pens, and their journals. She then asked if we were stuck in the forest with a bear, what and how would we defend ourselves. Most say stabbing it with their pencils, and honestly we all know that's not gonna work. So with my crazy little mind I said "Shove my sketchbook halfway down it's throat, most likely since my sketchbook is wide it could break its jaw or just to be to busy coughing it up, giving me a chànce to escape." Lets just say I got a one way ticket to the council office on the first day of school AND a weird kid label.

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Bonus:

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Homophobic experience (4)

Little bit of a vent

So this ones about my aunt that I'm staying at right

now, me her and my cousin were talking about project 2025 and honestly talking Abt it just makes me want to cry so I was on the verge of tears hearing about most of my rights like same sex marriage/mixed marriage and most as a young woman (I'm 14) was going to be stripped away possibly. But then my aunt added on and said "I don't think the gays or transgenders should be allowed to fight for our country"......BITCH WHAT? Why the fuck does it matter if a soldier has a dick or not? Why tf does it matter what the people who literally sacrifice their lives for us love interests are? This was genuinely the dumbest thing I ever heard so I just walked out bc I didn't want to cry in front of her and have to come out of the closet then.

Also I have made the decision that when I graduate and project 2025 is in effect still I will be moving to Iceland.

Remember laugh at stupidity don't cry Abt it. 🩷💛🩵

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Homophobic experience (3)

Hi I F(14 almost 15) wanted to share some homophobic experiences on here and maybe laugh at some stupidity with y'all.

This took place when I moved to Alaska for a solid 4 or 5 years so I can help my sick grandmother (which sadly passed in 2023) I believe I was around 12, I know it was in 7th and I'm going into 10th no so you do the math on that.

There was this girl and her little group, her new gender identity name was Haven. (I apologize in advance if I call something wrong, I just didn't think Nickname was a good way to call it. Im still learning the gender aspect of the community :))

I'm gonna be frank right here but Haven was a bitch. She was mean to me for no reason, yes I was a little weird but that was because I couldn't pick up on social ques or understand some new internet slang since my aunt and uncle (I was staying with) took away all screens from me and threw away my phone. (That's a story for a another time😒)

So needless to say I was the wierd one in shcool but that still didn't give them any right to treat me the way she did. I was straight around the time, I was still figuring myself out as one does in middle shcool, until I got my first girl crush. Now I had no clue about sexuality. I only knew about being gay or straight. Only access I had to the internet was the shcool Chromebook, so through a whole advisory class period worth of research I decided I was Bi.

The next day I decided to be subtle in hopes the girl would notice and colored a heart with the bi flag colors in it on my cheap sketchbook the art teacher gave me. When Haven saw this and pointed at it and said "uh you do know that's the bisexual flag, right?" And I awkwardly said "uh yeah, I know." We both stared at each other until their friends came in.

Now i dont know fully about what was going through their head but their tone. Their whole attitude made it seem like their and their group were the only one that could be gay. Looking back on it it seemed like they was gate keeping it in a way. Their friend group was mainly the only gays at that small school and even had their own table. I might be wrong and they were just genuinely curious but I have looked over bullying in the past and the way they treated me just didn't rub me the right way.

Anyways I'm gonna try and post these once a day to try and get my karma up but to also tell my stories.

Remember, laugh at the stupidity, don't cry about it.