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༻༻༻⋇⋆♧⋆⋇༺༺༺ Caterpillar || EP3 of My Alice In Borderland Game Concepts

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Name: Caterpillar

Difficulty: 4♧

Player Count: 8

Time: 20 minutes

Venue: Central Park

Game: The players will put themselves in one of the sections of Caterpillar suit (similar to a Chinese Dragon suit). Within each section, there is a letter which dictates which of the 8 compass direction (ex: NW, S, SE) that player will be facing for the entirety of the game. The person in front is always facing North. Once every player has entered a section and faced the appropriate direction, the game commences. During the game, players cannot communicate with each other. The person in front is the only person who can see the pathway, communicate with the other players, and have a map which shows who is facing which direction. The players must traverse through the trail while overcoming obstacles that arise to get pass the finish line at the end of the trail, marked by a checkered line. If all the players can make it to the finish line within the time limit, it's game cleared, but if they fail, gasses will be sprayed to suffocate them within the suit.

Game Clear: All players make it passed the finish line

Game Over: Fail to get all players to make it passed the finish line

Rules:

-Players must always remain in the caterpillar suit

-Players must always face their assigned direction

-Players must not touch the grass and stick solely on the trail

-Players may not communicate with each other with the exception of the front

-Players may not purposely move an obstacle out of the way and must overcome it

-If a Player breaks a rule and dies, its automatic game over

Hidden Rules and Solution: Obstacles are not lethal but manipulate the way you move. Such things include as obstacle blocks which forces the player into a certain entries or forces them to jump across a certain elevation, swing sets and wind machines which attempts to knock the players off balance, and at the end, there is a long staircase which the players must traverse before reaching the finish line. The solution of the game is quite simple. The game and time limit doesn't start until everyone gets into their suits, so the players can go one at one and tell the others the direction which they have. During the game, players should find a rhythm and walk in unison which combats the fatal mistakes of someone falling over, creating a domino effect, and wasting the group valuable time.

Themes: The Game explores the themes of Uniformity, Spatial awareness, Communication and Rhythm.

Games Remaining: 1♧ 2♧ 3♧ 4♧ 5♧ 6♧ 7♧ 8♧ 9♧ 10♧ J♧ Q♧ K♧ 𝟣⬨ 𝟤⬨ 𝟥⬨ 𝟦⬨ 𝟧⬨ 𝟨⬨ 𝟩⬨ 𝟪⬨ 𝟫⬨ 𝟣𝟢⬨ J⬨ Q⬨ K⬨ 1♡ 2♡ 3♡ 4♡ 5♡ 6♡ 7♡ 8♡ 9♡ 10♡ J♡ Q♡ K♡ 1♤ 2♤ 3♤ 4♤ 5♤ 6♤ 7♤ 8♤ 9♤ 10♤ J♤ Q♤ K♤

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╚══ ≪ °⬨° ≫ ══╝ Charges || EP2 of My Alice In Borderland Game Concepts

╚══ ≪ °⬨° ≫ ══╝

Name: Charges

Difficulty: 𝟣𝟢⬨

Player Count: 12

Time: 30 minutes (2 mins per round, 30 sec per intermission)

Venue: Electrical power plant

Game: The game comprises a bunch of a large play area of checkerboards like electrical tiles. Participants are given phones and placed on opposite side where each side's participants starts with a varying integers of charges either positive or negative depending on the side they started on. Each round, the monitor in the middle of the game board will show a sequence of arrows pointing either North, East, South, West based on the game board perception rather than the player's perspective which the participants have to memorize. Each correct movement rewards the player with a positive charge, while each wrong movement penalize the player with a negative charge, and the next direction is in play. Participants must use up all the movement based on the amount shown on the sequence, and may not intersect a tile they had already stepped on in the same round. During anytime, the players may exchange charges with each other if they are within arms length (you must be able to touch the person), Player can use the phones they have been provided with to exchange or receive charges (you can't exchange simultaneously). Exchanges must be agreed on both parties and the maximum one can exchange depends on how much until it hits neutral charge (for example If I have -5 charge, I could give only -5 charge max).

Game Clear: Have a neutral charge at the end of the game

Game Over: Have a positive or negative charge

Rules:

-Violence is prohibited

-Players must use up all their movements

-Players mustn't leave the play area

-Exchanges are made in consensual agreement on both parties

-Players can only exchange up until their charge is Neutral

-Rebelling is Encouraged

Hidden Rules and Solution: The Values of charges are actually predetermined and each person on each side have another who has the same integer as theirs (ex: -6 and +6) same with the sequence. The Rebelling is Encouraged rule isn't in reference to the game rules but a rebellion on one's initial rationality and willingness to venture in the world of the nonsensical. Keeping in mind of the theme of the game, the positive player should follow the entire sequence while the negative player should act in the opposite direction told by the instruction. The sequence should allow them to accumulate equal amount of integer respective of their charges and be able to trade with one another in the last sequence and therefore allowing both to have a neutral charge

Themes: The Game explores the themes of Rebellion, rationality and irrationality, prediction, and cooperation

Games Remaining: 1♧ 2♧ 3♧ 4♧ 5♧ 6♧ 7♧ 8♧ 9♧ 10♧ J♧ Q♧ K♧ 𝟣⬨ 𝟤⬨ 𝟥⬨ 𝟦⬨ 𝟧⬨ 𝟨⬨ 𝟩⬨ 𝟪⬨ 𝟫⬨ 𝟣𝟢⬨ J⬨ Q⬨ K⬨ 1♡ 2♡ 3♡ 4♡ 5♡ 6♡ 7♡ 8♡ 9♡ 10♡ J♡ Q♡ K♡ 1♤ 2♤ 3♤ 4♤ 5♤ 6♤ 7♤ 8♤ 9♤ 10♤ J♤ Q♤ K♤

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•┈┈┈••✦ ♡ ✦••┈┈┈• The Queen's Revolution || EP1 of My Alice In Borderland Game Concepts •┈┈┈••✦ ♡ ✦••┈┈┈•

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Personal Intro (You can just skip this one):

Hey, I haven't been active on Tumblr since the dawn of the millennium, but I've been having a resurgence of my Alice in Borderland hyperfixation. I've been in this weird ass fixation on concepts for the games themselves and the strategies employed to counter the obstacles of the games. Personally I think I would specialize more with the hearts game because personally I find them the easiest for someone like me, and I'm really proficient at social deduction games and reading people (though in practice you can never know what to expect). I made me thought that If I were a citizen in the games, what face card I would be in charge of? Then I thought queen of hearts would be my specialty even though I'm male, and it brought me to today's game. I think I'm gonna to make this a series even though I'm not a frequent social media user (Tumblr is literally my only gate to the outside world and social media that I use) as the blog has always been about expressing my creativity and ideas. For those concern about my other types of post dw I will still discuss it alongside the Alice in Borderland stuff. Anywho, with that being said, I would like to say lastly that I'm open to criticism, suggestion and clarifying anything about rules and my concepts are open for the public domain as long as I am credited and linked.

Name: The Queen's Revolution

Difficulty: Q♡

Player Count: Min-𝟤𝟢

Time Limit: 𝟥 minutes per round

Venue: Castle Hotel (Ballroom)

Game: The Queen of Hearts is presented on top of the 𝟤 parallel stairways where she introduces the player to her game and introduce the rules. underneath her and between the 𝟤 stairways is a giant monitor. Each round the participants must anonymously vote on one of them to present themselves to the Queen of Hearts. The amount of votes towards which players is shown on the monitor but who voted for who is not revealed. The Queen will declare a decree which may either benefit or harm the player which usually have some prevalence to the theme of emotional and social manipulation and leads to casualties. In the case of a tie, all the participants involved in the tie will present themselves to the Queen. The players may attempt to revolt against the Queen and clear the game once per round if someone declares it and the game will conclude once an unanimous vote is casted resulting in the queen's death. The monitor will also show how many voted against ending the game.

Game Clear: Unanimously agree to revolt against the Queen Game Over: Queen eliminate all the participants

Rules:

-Weapons are prohibited

-Violence or Attempts of Violence is strongly prohibited

-Directly Murdering or Maiming any of the participants is prohibited

-Participants must be present in the Ballroom at all times

-Participants must vote for another Participants

-Participants must Oblige to the Queen's Decree

Hidden Rules and Solution: Although the Queen of Hearts is 𝟣𝟢𝟢% truthful during the explaination of the rules, throughout the game, the Queen of Heart is not obligated to tell the truth during the game (except with decrees though she may use uncanny wording) and may say anything as a way to manipulate the game. The Hidden variable which changes the game dynamics is that the unanimous vote to revolt the Queen must also include her too. After discovering this, the participants need to convince the Queen of Hearts herself to vote with them.

Potential Examples of Decrees and Queen's Lies:

Convincing the players that there is a traitor amongst them

Convincing them there is a round limit

Convincing them about the aftermath of beating the Face Cards

Convincing them about the votes and who voted what

Convincing them about new added rules

Convincing them that she'll vote along them when she won't

Decree which allows the voted player to eliminate any amount of player which voted them

Decree which simply eliminates that player

Decree which arms the individual with a revolver and tasks them with eliminating a player only for it to be a dud

Decree which forces the individual to reveal all their votes

Decree which forces every player except the voted to confess a dark secret or desire which must be truthful

Decree which gives the voted player temporary Queen power which allows them to make their own Decree aslong as it doesn't violate the Queen's positions and rules

Themes: The Game explores the themes of Mob Mentality as well as Revenge and Spite and finally Persuasion

Games Remaining: 1♧ 2♧ 3♧ 4♧ 5♧ 6♧ 7♧ 8♧ 9♧ 10♧ J♧ Q♧ K♧ 𝟣⬨ 𝟤⬨ 𝟥⬨ 𝟦⬨ 𝟧⬨ 𝟨⬨ 𝟩⬨ 𝟪⬨ 𝟫⬨ 𝟣𝟢⬨ J⬨ Q⬨ K⬨ 1♡ 2♡ 3♡ 4♡ 5♡ 6♡ 7♡ 8♡ 9♡ 10♡ J♡ Q♡ K♡ 1♤ 2♤ 3♤ 4♤ 5♤ 6♤ 7♤ 8♤ 9♤ 10♤ J♤ Q♤ K♤

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•┈┈┈••✦ ♡ ✦••┈┈┈• 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃'𝓈 𝑅𝑒𝓋𝑜𝓁𝓊𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 || 𝐸𝒫𝟣 𝑜𝒻 𝑀𝓎 𝒜𝓁𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝐼𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒢𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒞𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉𝓈 •┈┈┈••✦ ♡ ✦••┈┈┈•

𝒫𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝐼𝓃𝓉𝓇𝑜 (𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓅 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑜𝓃𝑒):

𝐻𝑒𝓎, 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃'𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝒯𝓊𝓂𝒷𝓁𝓇 𝓈𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝒶𝓌𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓃𝒾𝓊𝓂, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑔𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓎 𝒜𝓁𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝓎𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒻𝒾𝓍𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃. 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝒻𝒾𝓍𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝓃 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉𝓈 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂𝓈𝑒𝓁𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑒𝑔𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝑒𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓎𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝒷𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒸𝓁𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈. 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝐼 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝐼 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝒾𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓂𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼'𝓂 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝒹𝑒𝒹𝓊𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 (𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝒾𝓃 𝓅𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝒸𝓉). 𝐼 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼𝒻 𝐼 𝓌𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒶 𝒸𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓏𝑒𝓃 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒻𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓇𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝒻? 𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝐼 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓆𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁𝓉𝓎 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝐼'𝓂 𝓂𝒶𝓁𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝑜𝒹𝒶𝓎'𝓈 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒. 𝐼 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝐼'𝓂 𝑔𝑜𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓈𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝐼'𝓂 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒶 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶 𝓊𝓈𝑒𝓇 (𝒯𝓊𝓂𝒷𝓁𝓇 𝒾𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓂𝓎 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝑔𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓊𝓉𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝓊𝓈𝑒) 𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓋𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝒹𝑒𝒶𝓈. 𝐹𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝓃 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓎𝓅𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒹𝓌 𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸𝓊𝓈𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒜𝓁𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻. 𝒜𝓃𝓎𝓌𝒽𝑜, 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓈𝒶𝒾𝒹, 𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼'𝓂 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓂, 𝓈𝓊𝑔𝑔𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒸𝓁𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒻𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝓊𝒷𝓁𝒾𝒸 𝒹𝑜𝓂𝒶𝒾𝓃 𝒶𝓈 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓈 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒹𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝒹.

𝒩𝒶𝓂𝑒: 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃'𝓈 𝑅𝑒𝓋𝑜𝓁𝓊𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃

𝒟𝒾𝒻𝒻𝒾𝒸𝓊𝓁𝓉𝓎: 𝒬♡

𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇 𝒞𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉: 𝑀𝒾𝓃-𝟤𝟢

𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝐿𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓉: 𝟥 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝓊𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝓅𝑒𝓇 𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹

𝒱𝑒𝓃𝓊𝑒: 𝒞𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓁 (𝐵𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓂)

𝒢𝒶𝓂𝑒: 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝟤 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓁 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒸𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈. 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓃𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝟤 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝑔𝒾𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇. 𝐸𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓎𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓈𝓁𝓎 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂𝓈𝑒𝓁𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈. 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝑜𝓌𝒶𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝒶𝓁𝑒𝒹. 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒹𝑒𝒸𝓁𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶 𝒹𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝑒𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝑒𝓃𝑒𝒻𝒾𝓉 𝑜𝓇 𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝓊𝓈𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓋𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓈. 𝐼𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒶 𝓉𝒾𝑒, 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝒾𝓃𝓋𝑜𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒾𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂𝓈𝑒𝓁𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃. 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝒶𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓂𝓅𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑜𝓁𝓉 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒸𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓇 𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝒻 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝒸𝓁𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒸𝓁𝓊𝒹𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝒶𝓃 𝓊𝓃𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓊𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓆𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃'𝓈 𝒹𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽. 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓉 𝑒𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒.

𝒢𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒞𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓇: 𝒰𝓃𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓈𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑜𝓁𝓉 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃

𝒢𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒪𝓋𝑒𝓇: 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈

𝑅𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈:

-𝒲𝑒𝒶𝓅𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒽𝒾𝒷𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹

-𝒱𝒾𝑜𝓁𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝑜𝓇 𝒜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓂𝓅𝓉𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒱𝒾𝑜𝓁𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑜𝓃𝑔𝓁𝓎 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒽𝒾𝒷𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹

-𝒟𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝓊𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝓇 𝑀𝒶𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒽𝒾𝒷𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹

-𝒫𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐵𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓂 𝒶𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 -𝒫𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒫𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈

-𝒫𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒪𝒷𝓁𝒾𝑔𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃'𝓈 𝒟𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝐻𝒾𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓃

𝑅𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒮𝑜𝓁𝓊𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃: 𝒜𝓁𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝟣𝟢𝟢% 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝓉𝒽𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝒹𝓊𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈, 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝑜𝒷𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝓉𝒽 𝒹𝓊𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒 (𝑒𝓍𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒹𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒶𝓃𝓃𝓎 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔) 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓈 𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒. 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐻𝒾𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓃 𝓋𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒹𝓎𝓃𝒶𝓂𝒾𝒸𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓊𝓃𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑜𝓁𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝒾𝓃𝒸𝓁𝓊𝒹𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜𝑜. 𝒜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓋𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 𝓉𝑜 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂.

𝒫𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝐸𝓍𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃'𝓈 𝐿𝒾𝑒𝓈:

𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓋𝒾𝓃𝒸𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓃𝑔𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂

𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓋𝒾𝓃𝒸𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓉

𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓋𝒾𝓃𝒸𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒽 𝑜𝒻 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐹𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝒞𝒶𝓇𝒹𝓈

𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓋𝒾𝓃𝒸𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓋����𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉

𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓋𝒾𝓃𝒸𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒶𝒹𝒹𝑒𝒹 𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈

𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓋𝒾𝓃𝒸𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑒'𝓁𝓁 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃'𝓉

𝒟𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂

𝒟𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝓈𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓁𝓎 𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇

𝒟𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒶𝓇𝓂𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓋𝒾𝒹𝓊𝒶𝓁 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒶 𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑜𝓁𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒶𝓈𝓀𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒾𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝒶 𝒹𝓊𝒹

𝒟𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝒸𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓋𝒾𝒹𝓊𝒶𝓁 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈

𝒟𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝒸𝑒𝓈 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇 𝑒𝓍𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒻𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒶 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓉 𝑜𝓇 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝓉𝒽𝒻𝓊𝓁

𝒟𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓋𝑜𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑒𝓂𝓅𝑜𝓇𝒶𝓇𝓎 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓅𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝑜𝓌𝓃

𝒟𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝒶𝓈𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝑒𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝓋𝒾𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃'𝓈 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝒾𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈

𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓈: 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝑀𝑜𝒷 𝑀��𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝒶𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝓈 𝑅𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒮𝓅𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝓈𝓊𝒶𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃

𝒢𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝑅𝑒𝓂𝒶𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔: 𝟣♧ 𝟤♧ 𝟥♧ 𝟦♧ 𝟧♧ 𝟨♧ 𝟩♧ 𝟪♧ 𝟫♧ 𝟣𝟢♧ 𝒥♧ 𝒬♧ 𝒦♧ 𝟣⬨ 𝟤⬨ 𝟥⬨ 𝟦⬨ 𝟧⬨ 𝟨⬨ 𝟩⬨ 𝟪⬨ 𝟫⬨ 𝟣𝟢⬨ 𝒥⬨ 𝒬⬨ 𝒦⬨ 𝟣♡ 𝟤♡ 𝟥♡ 𝟦♡ 𝟧♡ 𝟨♡ 𝟩♡ 𝟪♡ 𝟫♡ 𝟣𝟢♡ 𝒥♡ 𝒬♡ 𝒦♡ 𝟣♤ 𝟤♤ 𝟥♤ 𝟦♤ 𝟧♤ 𝟨♤ 𝟩♤ 𝟪♤ 𝟫♤ 𝟣𝟢♤ 𝒥♤ 𝒬♤ 𝒦♤

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Sometimes, I ship things not because I actually think they would work out but for the absurdity of it. An example of this is Luigi x Bowser. Do I think they would actually be compatible? No. Do I love it to be Canon? No. However, the absurbity of it allures me to ship those two ironically. This also applies to cargo ships where you ship a character with a fucking object.

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Something I wish was more prevalent in fiction, especially when it comes to romance, is that I wish authors would resist from bluntly stating a love interest as conventionally beautiful, handsome or attractive and instead turn to describing and exemplifying what's allures someone to the love interest. I think a good example of this is in “I Fell in Love with Hope” where Sam becomes attracted to Hikari due to the sun in her eyes, which reminiscences him of his former lover. That develops a character further and makes me invested into their dynamic, rather than the same overused and frankly cringeworthy depiction of sole physical attraction.

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One of my minor pet peeves in fiction is that it's always the same type of people who occupy certain archetypes. It's always the nerdy Asian, The butch lesbian, the emfeminate homosexual, the black deliquent, and the mean blonde girl. I wish we could see more of the delinquent Asian, the feminine lesbian the hypermasculine homosexual, the nerdy black, and the Hispanic mean girl. I'm not saying we need to absolutely obliterate these character archetype as I still enjoy them but I would like to see a more diverse population of types of people filling these archetype rather than constantly same ones as the one we keep seeing are built on stereotypical perception of these type of people.

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Perhaps an unpopular opinion, but when it comes to fictional characters, people should (to an extend of course) be able to ship any characters together no matter how many times they actually interact with eachother or nonsensical it can be. Can't I just ship 2 characters together simply just because they would look good as a couple together. People who try to enforce their ships down our throats are simply self-righteous assholes who contribute to the toxicity of a fandom. Ultimately, these characters are playgrounds for our imaginations to experiment with, and we should be able to visualize these characters in any way without shame from other people.

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Some of my favourites and least favourite relationship tropes

Enemies To Lovers:

Even though I'll admit it's kinda overrated, It's one of my favorites. The (often sexual) tension between the two characters and how their detestation for each other develops into sweet caresses and cuddles always catch me off guard. This trope also can apply to many different type of media's and fiction which is why I love it so much.

Star-crossed Lover:

Probably the most underrated trope in my opinions. Even though most people indulge in romance for the fluff rather than the tragedy, The Star-crossed really indulges me by how it captivates the determination to defy logic and fate even if it inevitably fails and it leads to an interesting read

Right Person, Wrong Time:

Same at the previous one, but instead, they were always meant for each other yet couldn't due to special circumstances. I quite enjoy imagining how they could've been if that had more time and met eachother earlier or later throughout the story. Again, tragedy is too underrated and needs more appreciation.

Witch x Witch Hunter:

It's such a niche trope, yet I believe we need more of it and have some gay and saphics ones for once. Usually this trope follows an Enemies To Lovers storyline which I already consume once every 5 hours and add magic and tension between the two and you one fucking masterpiece, why is this trope so niche.

Supernatural Being X Supernatural Being:

One pet peeve I have with fantasy is that whenever there is a relationship there is always atleast one who is a basic ol human being. It frustrates me that it's never something like Elf x Tiefling or Dwarf x Changling or Kobold x Dragonborn or a fucking Lovecraftian squid and a biblically accurate angel , on of the individuals is always a human being.Humans are already fucking narcissist. I want to indulge in unconventional romance, romance which delves you in a fantasy vast away from our plane of our existence. I want to see beings who most perceive as vile and vicious being loving with eachother. For me the less humanoid it is, the more intriguing it is for me.

Last Minute Love Interest:

Don't you detest when you're reading about the intimate relationship between two characters, their woes, hopes and vulnerabilities revealed to eachother, the distance between them tightens closer and closer. THEN FOR FUCKING REASON ANOTHER CHARACTER WHO SUDDENLY BECOMES REVELANT SNATCHES ONE OF THE CHARACTERS AND YOU'RE LEFT FUCKING UNSATISFIED. I'm sorry but this is quite possibly the worst trope of all of literature and just a cheap gag that ruins the point of what I'm reading. If you want me to become invested in a relationship between two characters, you need to develop some time, and give each of them revelancy, NOT JUST SOME LAST MINUTE PLOT TWIST THAT DIMINISHES THE 300 PAGES AND HOURS OF MY MISERABLE LIFE. Half of the time the guy who shows up last second doesn't even look conventionally attractive at all.

Arranged Marriage:

Irl Arranged Marriages are one of the sickening things an individual meant to care for you can commit. I hate that this ship glorifies arranged marriages as 99% you're going to end up with some creepy ass middle man and you're viewed as an doll, incapable of autonomy and useful for economic or political gain rather than an individual who should get to love who they actually love.

The Brother's Bestfriend:

In actuality it's not that bad but I personally find it putrid, if you know anything about siblings, it's that them and their friends are viles and disgusting cretins, scruffling around the house like cockroaches, riddled with cheeto dust. There's also usually the weird age gap and don't you think it's awkward to date someone whose also simultaneously your sibling best friend and worse if they become your ex.

Possessive Boyfriends:

Now I'm not talking about the jealous boyfriend archetype or even the protective one but rather the ones who treat their signicant others as possession rather than individuals. I fucking hate the line "I own you" or "You're mine" because it signifies authority and superiority something I believe shouldn't be prevalent in a relationship. It's worse when the individual won't allow their SO to go out with friends or do their own things cause inevitably at the day its say it with me A B U S E.

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Instead of the stereotypical trope where Character A does something heinous toward Character B, they both distance from each other, and magically, they make up whatsoever. I want to see an alternative where Character B already forgives/knows of Character A's insidious action and doesn't resent them for it yet Character B is overwhelmed by guilt of the situation and decides to better themselves for Character A.