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…yea sorry about this but I’ve read this book and seen this movie so I ain’t risking it

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Jeff the Killer HC’s.

((These are pretty random/all over the place but I’m procrastinating so here. Also he’s about 24-25 in my canon now.)) 

Absolutely regrets what he did to Liu. 

Doesn’t regret killing his parents but BOY HOWDY does he ever feel bad for attacking Liu. 

Likes lemon squares :) 

Is an overgrown, burnt, pasty cat. If he likes you in any way, shape or form, enjoy getting random gifts like a dirty lego brick, a deer rib, a flower with a petal missing, ETC. 

Cannot cook to save a MF life. But he tries. 

Best friends with Ben despite the two being at each others throats constantly. 

Acts like he likes black coffee but really prefers it with a lil bit of milk and an ungodly amount of sugar 

Wanted to be a teacher or firefighter as a kid 

Had a full on breakdown when he found out Liu was still alive. 

Wears a mask/bandana when outside due to his ‘smile’ 

Didn’t actually burn his eyelids off, just mutiliated them. 

6′4 and pretty strong due to y’know. Running around the woods and killing people. 

Metal fan first and a person second. 

Shit with emotions. His own, someone else’s, doesn’t matter, he’s shit with em.

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got anything for brian/tim/jay i crave the ot3. platonic is also good! i just love the bois,,,, a lot!

((I'm so sorry anon for not doing this sooner but I hope you like it!))

Jay woke up with a gasp.

Curling up into a tight ball, he tried to get his shaky breathing and whimpers under control while tears streamed down his face. Choking on his own breath and he buried his face into the pillow, feeling useless, feeling even a little pathetic-

“Jay?”

Jay froze when he heard Brian’s sleep logged voice. Well, as much as he could freeze with sobs making his shoulders shake.

“...Jay?”

The voice was closer, Jay curled up tighter and jumped when Brian placed a hand on his shoulder,

“Jay you okay?”

Jay looked up at Brian, slowly unclenching his teeth and moving his hand from his mouth to whisper as loud as his voice would let him,

“No”

Brian frowned, gesturing to the bed as if asking if he could sit and Jay nodded. Brian sat down beside Jay and opening his arms which Jay crawled into them, laying against Brian and staring at the wall as tears still leaked down his face.

After a few seconds, Jay could hear Tim sleepily ask if he was okay from the doorway, Brian saying he wasn’t. He then heard Tim get up and walk over, sitting nearby on the bed and gently rubbing Jay’s back.

Jay nearly choked on his own tears again. His friends were being so kind when he didn’t deserve it, so loving and he buried his face into Brian’s shirt.

“Wanna tell us what happened?” Tim asked softly and Jay shook his head,

“N-Not right now...please…”

From the corner of his eye, Jay could see Tim nod and Jay let out a sigh of relief, squeezing his eyes shut and trying to focus on Brian’s heartbeat, Tim’s hand gently rubbing his back.

Just as he was starting to doze off, he felt Brian lay down with him, not letting go. Jay expected Brian and Tim to go back to their own beds but they stayed. Holding Jay until he fell asleep, better than he had been before.

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Fantasy Slenderverse AU.

SO, my friend @rancid-vibes I are starting a fantasy slenderverse au on AO3,  

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32642821/chapters/80974426

I don’t know what else to say other than give it a read if you like absolute chaos. Be gay do crimes. 

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Troy put chemicals in the ARG that turned the friggin kids gay. 

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Sometimes I forget the bands I loved so dearly in middle school. But then I remember them and I listen to them for that good ol’ ✨nostalgia✨ but instead I get smacked with waves of sadness remembering a time long gone of when I was happy, innocent, had friends and felt like I could do anything.

Anyways now that we’re done with that, wanna see my renegade?

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People are always like “oh you can’t like that Slasher/Creepypasta!! They’d kill you!!” 

Like one, there’s a vast difference between liking a character and wanting to be with them. 

And two..........what do you think I like them for you fuck nugget?? 

((this is a joke pls don’t take it seriously)) 

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Eyeless Jack HC’s.

((Again, from my friend and I’s ideas)) 

Was a med student who wanted to be a surgeon. 

Then the cult got him and turned him into a demon :) 

Ate the cult members who did it. 

Can eat any part of the human body but goes for kidneys because he doesn’t want to actually hurt people. 

He tried going without human flesh. 

That didn’t go so well. 

He physically requires it otherwise he goes into some kind of starved craze and then he doesn’t care, he will eat anything and anyone. 

Its put a toll on his mental state. 

Has the most medical knowledge of all the creeps. 

Biiiig boy. Was big before the sacrifice but then he shot up to like 7′0/7′2 

Has claws, fangs, the whole demonic shebang. 

Hates talking cause of how deep his voice is now. 

He doesn’t recognize it as himself. 

Avoids mirrors. 

Has a lot of patience actually. If he’s not near rut or a starvation craze he’s a very sweet dude. 

If he is near one of those two, then he’s kind of a dick. 

Learned how to walk extremely quiet, he prefers his victims to be asleep while he takes their kidney. 

Loves kids. Would never dream of hurting one. 

HE’S CANADIAN 

He played hockey

Still eats ketchup chips even if the taste is not as there due to being a demon. 

Is actually pretty high up on the demon hierarchy 

Has a niece. 

He doesn’t know he does though as once he became a demon, he stopped seeing his family as much as that crushed his now non-existent soul. 

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Hoodsky HC’s 2.

((I’m back with more of these cryptid fucks)) 

Remember how I said Hoodie is selectively mute? He talks. Only sometimes though and only to Masky, excluding emergencies.

They bicker like an old married couple.  

Hoodie has a bit more medical knowledge than Masky though they can both patch themselves up. 

Prefer the other doing it though. 

Hoodie sometimes sits to listen to Masky play guitar and Masky will start playing love songs to see how fast Hoodie catches on. 

Hoodie always gives a glare and it makes Masky laugh. 

“Don’t act like you don’t like it” 

Sometimes just lay together and kinda just...touch each other. 

Not sexually, more in a minorly depressing “I want to memorize you in case I lose you” 

Hoodie gets in a dark headspace sometimes. Masky holds him and tells him whatever Hoodie needs to hear be it “I love you” or “Everything will be okay” or whatever else. 

He means all of it.

Their idea of a date is spending a night or two seeing how much they can freak campers out. 

Like I said, they’re cryptid fucks. 

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Vulture ((oc)) Facts.

((Yea so Vulture is my OC and like ONE person will understand this but it’s my blog and I make the rules damn it))

Big boy. Big. 

No like he’s 6′9 he’s a big fuckin boy

Ran away after killing his step-dad at age 14. He survived due to his late father teaching him how to make traps/hunt/fish and other survival shit. 

He lives in a small lakeside cabin in the woods that he found and fixed up. 

Speaking of that cabin, it’s covered in bones. All kinds, animal and human. 

He kills using an axe or a knife. He doesn’t like how loud guns are. 

He doesn’t like loud noises in general, he has sensitive ears and trauma. 

Strong as hell, living in the woods for nearly seven years will do that to ya. 

Doesn’t talk. He makes animal noises or he uses minimal sign language/body language to communicate. 

He can talk but after being alone for so long he just kinda...forgot how. 

Learning how to talk again thanks to his girlfriend Hazel. 

He’s friends with my other OC Cameron. Cameron feeds him pizza scraps and in return, Vulture protects him. 

Brings people he cares for little gifts. These gifts can be stuff like flowers, stolen candies, bones or anything else.  

Least he thinks of them right?? 

Has a little brother named Ty he cares for immensely. 

Slender found him when he was around 16 and kept him around and alive cause he could be of use. 

He absolutely HATES working for Slender but if it keeps his family safe he’ll stay. 

So yea, that’s one of my boys. If this does okay I may make more for my other OC’s or start posting stuff of my OC’s but we shall see. Also if you have any questions on him, feel free to ask! 

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Incorrect Quote 1:

Toby: Hey, Hey Masky 

Masky: What ki-...what the fuck is that 

Toby, holding an opossum: Her names Ranch Dressing. 

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Proxie Family(?) HC’s.

((My friend and I have decided the whole “Masky and Hoodie hate Toby” thing is dumb so have this)) 

Masky and Hoodie are Toby’s unoffical dads. 

Didn’t mean for it to happen but it did.

Toby never calls them any version of “dad” unless he’s distressed or extremely tired. 

Toby brought home an opossum once. He named it Ranch Dressing, it nearly gave Masky a heart attack. 

Masky teaches Toby how to play guitar. 

Hoodie teaches Toby sign language. 

Masky also gets Toby into “Kill your husband” country. Hoodie is twice as concerned. 

Toby 100% sings “Before He Cheats” as loud as he can in the shower. 

They have a “family night” at least once a month. 

Toby gets to pick the movie. He has a secret love for Rom-Coms but so does Hoodie. 

They take Toby to the diner they always go to and Toby always orders an Oreo milkshake.

They have stolen a car before. Toby happened to be driving and it winded up being a full speed car chase. 

Somehow got away from that one. 

Toby usually goes to Masky whenever he’s distressed but has no problems talking to Hoodie. 

Masky calls Toby “kid”. 

Hoodie doesn’t have an exact nickname for Toby but does refer to him with an affectionate chirp.  

Masky and Hoodie care about Toby. Thanks for coming to my shitty TED talk. 

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Hoodsky HC’s

((No one asked for this but I’m here to deliver it. Think of it as unexpected pizza)) 

Hoodie is selectively mute. Instead of talking, he uses sign language, body language or animalistic noises like chirps, clicks, whistles, ETC. Masky knows what they all mean. 

They say “I love you” by squeezing the other’s hand three times. 

Only emotionally vulnerable with each other. 

Scratch that they’re only vulnerable with each other in general.

Solve arguments physically. Sometimes it’s as small as arm wrestling sometimes it’s fist fighting. 

Always make up to each other later. Whether it be cuddling or getting the other their favorite food. 

Masky listens to “kill your husband” country music. It concerns Hoodie. 

Masky sometimes play’s guitar. Hoodie knows how he’s feeling depending on what song he’s playing. 

They switch being the little spoon but Masky has a preference for it. 

There’s a diner they always go to and they always sit in the back booth. The waiters and waitresses know better to question the two masked men. 

Plus they tip pretty well. 

Hoodie sometimes wears Masky’s shirts. It comforts him. 

Hoodies the brains, Masky’s the brawn. 

Unoffically adopted Toby, more on that later. 

They love each other, they just have a different way of showing it. 

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Another shitty little hoodie cosplay.

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maybe a brim proposal? 😎

((This is the first thing I’ve ever posted of my writing so...hope you like it! Can you tell I have no idea how to write proposals?))  

“You wanna tell me the real reason you brought me out here?” 

Brian glanced over at his boyfriend Tim. The man was leaning against a tree, arms crossed and staring at Brian with a raised eyebrow. Brian swallowed heavily, 

“Uh...It’s nice out?” 

“Brian, you know I can tell when you’re bullshitting me right?” 

“I’m nervous okay? Gimme a break” Brian said, giving his boyfriend a playful shove which made Tim smile before he frowned, 

“What’re you nervous about exactly?” 

Brian took a deep breath,

“I uh...brought you here to propose…” 

Tim stared at Brian in disbelief, “You what”

“Yea I uh-” Brian started and then raised an eyebrow as Tim started to dig around in his pockets, “what’re you doing?” 

Tim pulled out a ring box from his pocket, laughing in almost disbelief, “I was gonna propose today too...figured a walk would be a nice time so I just brought the ring and-” 

Tim didn’t get to say much more, Brian having walked over and pulling the man into a tight hug. Tim wrapping his arms around the other man and giving him a hug back, kissing Brian’s forehead. 

“So...will you marry me?” Brian asked and Tim laughed, 

“I think that answer is kinda obvious, don’t you?”

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To the person who requested I write something, I promise I’m working on it I just have a lovely case of writers block I’m so sorry. 

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If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.