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Osoro and the delinquents go caroling to raise money for the 'I really want a sandwich' fund.

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Do you write for characters from 1980 mode (yansim) and characters that are less known (from both 202X and 1980)?

Yes I do! I'm down to write for literally any character no matter how niche

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Splendor Mansion Head Cannons.

Splendor used to share Slendy's mansion, separating it into West and East wings respectively. However after a not so friendly incident in the 80's involving laughing jack and Jill, Splendor chose to move himself and his proxies/helpers to a mansion he built himself.

Speaking of the proxies/helpers.. The reason why he 'collects people' so to speak is because he feels the need to give people who usually don't quite fit in a soft place to land.

Splendor's mark so to speak, takes form of multicolor polka dots in a straight line wrapping around usually one's wrists, waist, ankles, or neck.

He also uses his Proxies/Helpers to send out on missions to go fetch him a magical artifact or two. Usually something particularly dangerous which he doesn't want falling in the wrong hands. This usually causes his Proxies to step on Slender's proxies toes quite a bit.

Anyways onto the house itself. I believe that the respective mansions can travel to wherever Slender or Splendor wants them to be. Splendor rather likes parking his house on the west coast in red wood forests or beside Rocky beaches.

Splendor's mansion itself is rather hard to find if you don't know what your looking for. Basically, if you actively look for it, you'll be lead in circles, but if you could care less, congrats you found it!!

The mansion itself has colorful walls of neon and pastel hues with various plants scattered about.

Splendor asks every new person in the mansion what their preferred decorating style is. And by the end of the initiation dinner, they'll have a whole bedroom styled to their personal taste.

^ because of this, many ghosts inhabiting the mansion get very disoriented when phasing through walls.

Due to the mostly pacifist nature of the residents in splendor mansion, most of the food made is vegan or at the very least vegetarian. Although for the residents who choose to eat meat/animal products there is a separate fridge for them.

There's a chicken coup in the front yard, where in which one particular black silkie rooster is named Jeff.

Has a walk in fridge mostly dedicated to ice cream, sherbet, and popsicles.

The pantry is always fully stocked with every comfort food imaginable.

Splendor's mansion has a lot of natural light coming in the form of, a ridiculous amount of stain glass windows that are downright impressive, various skylights on the second floor, floor to ceiling windows, two different sun rooms, and while not attached to the mansion a very big greenhouse.

The mansion regularly smells like freshly baked bread, desserts, and pastries.

I feel like the decor room by room is from completely different decades, but all goes together because it's so colorful.

Like the kitchen looks like a kitchen from a 2000s sitcom. With those themed kitchen appliances sprinkled in, like a hello kitty beldner, coca cola microwave, a my little pony waffle maker, and toy story pizza maker.

Meanwhile the main living area is very Victorian. (They even have a radioactive clock!)

And the hallways kinda look straight out of a weirdcore Pinterest board.

Has first aid kits in every bathroom. (For obvious reasons lol)

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Hey, please, could you do male osoro x male reader? Whatever scenario you want, I just need some male osoro in my life! 😭😭

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!

A Date With Osaro.

Contents: Male reader, delinquent shenanigans, Y/n is smitten with Osoro lol, as per usual not proofread so sorry if any spelling errors.

Side note: sorry I've been super delayed in requests, time management is not my strong suit.

How He Asks You Out..

Your soul nearly left your body when your crush pulled you aside in the hallway. And then you came to your senses and remembered he was regarded as one of the 'leader' of your school's delinquents. So to say you were conflicted was an understatement.

While you were deciding whether to fear for your well-being or be grateful your crush even paid attention to you. You failed to notice the ever growing blush on the face of the boy who is cornering you against a wall in the now emptied hallway. His clementine orange eyes glared over your head at the wall behind you, he knew if he looked at you he'd be rendered speechless.

Mentally cussing himself out for how lame he must look right now. He finally speaks.

"Meet me after school tomorrow outside the gates."

How you both prepare for the date.

To say what Osoro said didn't help would be an understatement. He was perfectly unclear. As you ironed your uniform, something you never usually do, you didn't know whether this will be what you wear to your funeral or to the first date with your future husband. As you brushed your teeth you didn't know whether you were about to have one or five of them knocked out after school, or was about to kiss your crush today under the setting sky.

~Meanwhile with Osoro~

Luckily for Osoro he did know what he was preparing for. But unluckily for the young delinquent, he had zero experience in dating before this. His friends were no help either, giving advice along the lines of 'if you smoke while on the date, offer him one too!' Or 'Never ask two different people out on a date on the same day." So now he stood in his bathroom, debating whether or not to even go to school today. But the thought of you standing alone waiting by the gates for him motivated him to at least give it a try.

And the date begins.

It seemed the whole school was whispering today, you tried to shrug it off but the amount of ominous 'good luck's you've heard today is enough to make you a nervous wreck. It honestly made you feel ridiculous for even thinking he'd genuinely ask you out. So now here you stand, nervously waiting for your inevitable fate.

While you were praying to every god you know of, Osoro was slowly walking over to you, equally as nervous though he'd never admit it. "Hey." He said all awkward and nervous. "Uh, Hi." You replied, trying to decide whether you wanted to look at him or avoid eye contact. Then he did something unexpected, he laughed. And smiled. You feel your face heat up immediately. "What?" You asked, now looking directly at him in confusion, people don't usually laugh at the people their about to beat up right? Right?!? To your dismay He only laughed more in your face at your reaction. "You looked exactly like a fucking frog when you were doing that!" He responded, causing you to be caught off guard. "What on earth is that supposed to mean?!?" You replied, now suddenly far more willing to square up. "Chill out, you looked cute staring off into two different directions." He said casually still smiling. 'Cute?!?' You thought momentarily before it clicked. "Wait so this IS a date?" You spoke, shock fiddling your face and voice. "What else would it be?" He asked before taking your hand and leading you to who knows where.

Osoro's hands were rough and his grip was unshakable, much like a stone in the middle of a rapid river standing strong. Osoro could hardly keep track of the direction he was going with the thought of the boy with fancy hair and shiny eyes walking hand in hand with him. Feeling butterflies grow in his stomach he picks up the pace. Rushing into various alleyways as you could barely keep up.

Osoro finally slows down when you both reach a small and honestly kinda dinky, ramen shop which looks as though it could fall apart at the touch of a hand. "You like ramen right?" He asked, letting go of your hand and turning to face you. "Uh, yeah. Who doesn't?" You say as plainly as you can, still internally freaking out over the fact this is in fact a date.

Entertaining the restaurant, you're met with a delightfully warm restaurant. With warm lighting, vintage decor from the seventies, and the smell of fresh ramen broth. You both sat at the counter, the worker greeted Osoro with a warm smile. "Osoro! Is this the boy you've been talking about?" The worker teases but quickly shuts up after a clear 'shut your trap before I shut it for you.' Glare from Osoro. You would've noticed the worker didn't even take your order before going to get the food, had you not been mesmerized by Osoro putting his golden hair up into a ponytail. If he was in ancient greece he'd be turned into a flower, he was just that handsome.

"So, how did you find out about this place?" You asked. "I hung out in the area last summer and would grab lunch here." He answered plainly, which took you aback. "Really? From what I saw there wasn't much to do in the alleyways. What did you do anyways?" You questioned as the food was placed on the counter in front of you. "Gang wars." He said casually before taking a bite of his ramen, causing you to choke on yours. "Oh, don't worry my gang won." He said with a small smile. Clearly amused by the way concern and curiosity glimmered in your eyes.

The rest of dinner was equally delightfully awkward. With you asking a generic ice breaker and Osoro replying the most casually unhinged answer. But soon enough the end of the night came, and so did your curfew.

"Thanks, this date was actually rather nice. I can't believe I actually thought you were gonna beat me up tonight." You said scratching your cheek slightly from embarrassment. "And what? Steal your lunch money?" He asked teasingly, causing you to flush and laugh at the comment. "Yeah I guess so." You replied. "Have a nice night Osoro." You said happily ending the conversation and turning to leave.

But Osoro grabbed your arm before you could turn. And before you knew it, his lips were pressed against your own. It took you by surprise, but was a nice surprise, much like this date and night.

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Since there's a lot of controversy around the game, I wanna know why you like it sm? Is it a thing where you like separate the game from game dev? I don't mean to sound mean or angry in any way, I like the game too, I'm just really scared/nervous about being public Abt it since it comes from such an awful creator

Yeah none taken anon, I've honestly been expecting this question since I first posted yansim stuff.

I've been a fan of the game since I was a kid, it was one of the first fandoms I was ever in and helped me feel joy in a childhood with so little. I've also been in anime fandoms for even longer than I've been a fan of yansim so I tend to have a higher tolerance for the problematic aspects of the game. (Not something to be proud of but still.)

As for Alex, I never really cared much for him. Sure I watched the YouTube videos back in the day, but otherwise he was nothing of note until the controversies. As a kid I was super into internet drama so back when the first wave of Alex drama was happening in 2018-ish, when it still was just drama and not possible crimes, I knew he was a questionable person but didn't know the full extent.

I feel like the decision of separating art from artists depends on one question, what do you think of when you think of the art? When I think of yandere simulator I don't think of Alex, or the panty shots, or the eight year wait for a rival, I think of the voice actors who put their heart and souls into their roles, the youtubers who practically raised me, and the endless creativity of fan artists and writers who are the beating heart of the fandom.

So why do I like it now? Honestly I like watching dumpster fires, especially when it's basically my dumpster that's on fire. I also enjoy the trope of yanderes since the idea of doing anything for love is quite compelling. As for why I write for yansim, that is a fairly easy one to answer, because of Alex's bad writing all of the rivals are basically just anime stereotypes. And stereotypes are easy to write for. Also since a rivals week is only well, a week, I get to make the characters my own in a way.

So Anon my advice to you, and anyone reading, is to do whatever you want to. If you want to start a whole fandom blog dedicated to a gender swap au of a game that'll probably never be finished, go for it! Or if you wanna separate yourself as far as possible that's okay too! Not to self promote but if you enjoy my writing but don't like yansim, I'm down to take requests for legit any fandoms, whether personified fast food franchises or an abridged version of an anime character. Nothing is too niche lol.

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A lot of Izana fics are childhood friends to lovers, of them being orphans together. And those are cute, but like...

You meeting Izana during the height of Tenjiku, maybe you lived nearby where the gang often roamed. Being entranced by what vending machine snack you should chose, when Izana came along and told you to hurry up. Which you responded with a firm 'mind ya beeswax'. Rinse and repeat for a while, until you both started purposely waiting by the vending machine for the other. 'Hi's turned into 'how are your fish?', and slowly you began to tell each other about yourselves. Growing closer like a meteor speeding to crash land onto Mars.

Izana couldn't tell you why he fell for you. Maybe it was your thoughtfulness, it was what indirectly brought you both together. Or maybe it's the way your eyes light up when you talk about things you loved, he wondered if you told others about him, would your eyes shine the same way? Questions like these kept him up at night, he'd never felt this way before.

Eventually, you worked up the courage to ask him out. He said yes. And soon enough he was walking you home, you were taking him to the aquarium, and he was holding your hand.

But just like all things, it has to end. Eventually he stopped showing up, with not even a note. Sometimes you still wonder about Izana Kurokawa.

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THANK YOU PEOPLE!

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How they kiss you..

Osano doesn't kiss you, you kiss him. But when you're both on the bus home after a date, and you lay your head on his shoulder, he kisses your forehead. His kisses are light and soft, kind and gentle, saying the words he'd never say aloud for him.

Amao's kisses are gentle and warm, like the sun peaking through on a cloudy day. He cups his hands on your cheeks, caressing you as you kiss. Holding your face like it's the most precious thing in the world.

Kizano kisses you like you're saying farewell forever. Clinging to you as though you'll vanish by the time he pulls away. He has kissed many for the sake of theater, but never in the way he kisses you.

Oko's kisses are quick and anxiety riddled. He basically ran away from you the first time he kissed you. But every so often, as though he's possessed, he kisses you in a way that leaves chills all over your body, as though you've seen a ghost.

Asuo peppers your face, kissing your cheeks, forehead, nose, and jaw, before finally landing on your lips. His laughter as he does this is unparalleled and could rival the sound of angels singing.

Osoro's kisses are ravenous, like he needs you more than he needs air. Usually corners you against a wall or chain link fence, notably holding your hand in his as you kiss.

Megamo's kisses are subtle and formal, usually on the cheek as a greeting or goodbye, or when he kisses your hand whenever you're walking down the street. They leave feeling like a fairy tale protagonist who just got saved by prince Charming.

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Hiii! I asked this question on the ‘Osana’ Reddit and you said you had more, SOOOO: What are all of your headcanons for the Male Rivals?? General Headcanons pretty pretty please :3

Haiii! Good to see you on here ^w^ & ofc!

(Also ignore the fact half of them don't get fun pictures or a gif I'm posting from the app lol xD)

General Male Rivals Head cannons!

Osano Najime

He is stupidly good at playground games (like rock paper scissors, go fish, etc) to the point where nobody wanted to play with him as a kid because they knew he'd win.

Favorite Pixar movie is inside out.

He actually is really good friends with Hanako. They both spend a ridiculous amount of money on blind bags together. And whenever Osano goes to the store he keeps an eye out for ones Hanako would like.

And Hanako has made him a friendship bracelet, which Osano being the tsundere he is, promptly pretended to hate it but still wears it as an anklet to this day.

Has helped organize fund raisers for local animal shelters and veterinary emergency rooms.

I feel like he has contact lenses and wore glasses in middle school. Whenever he's doing his judgemental stare his friends if he's put his contacts in that day.

He gets really into decorating and customizing his phone, like changes his whole layout, stick, phone charms, pop socket, app overlays, wallpaper, depending on what season it is.

Reads shojo manga but pretends to hate it.

^ his favorite is fruits basket

Amao Odayaka

One time he was at his great grandma's house making sourdough bread, and he accidentally slammed it on the old wooden counter so hard that he made a hole which the dough fell through to the cabinet shelf below. So not only did he break a counter he also had to scrap the whole batch. That memory haunts him and keeps him up at night.

Impulsively buys every apron he sees. He has a whole section of his closet purely dedicated to aprons.

Favorite movie is ratatouille, naturally.

He is uh, a little dense when it comes to social cues. He's nice don't get me wrong, just he isn't very good at getting sarcasm.

His favorite deserts to make are macarons and pound cake.

He has a love-hate relationship with the Gordon Ramsay show 'Hell's Kitchen' because he gets ridiculously mad at the condition the kitchens are always in. But he loves seeing the before and afters.

He runs the cooking club like a pirate ship tbh, he usually has to break up fights between the members. Except for Saki because she minds her own beeswax.

Kizano Sunobu

He has played many, many, roles in theater such as: The Wicked Stepmother From Cinderella, The Phantom of the opera, The Rat King, King George the third in Hamilton, and many more.

He can sing quite well, and took gymnastics lessons as a child so he could very much be considered a quadruple threat. (Singing, Acting, Dancing, and Acrobatics.)

Went to a preforming arts high school, but due to his family moving he had to transfer to Akademi.

His favorite animated movies are Leap! And Anastasia. Although he does have a love for old Disney aesthetics.

He has quite sensitive skin, being allergic to glycerin, so he has to be very particular about what products he buys.

Kizano plans on becoming a Broadway actor once he graduates, and because of that he is fluent in both Japanese and english, and is working on learning Spanish.

He really appreciates the club members who are stage hands, always making sure to thank them after every show.

While he is cocky, egotistical, and down right self centered at times, he does truly appreciate his club members.

He has some, interesting opinions on the other club leaders...

He likes and appreciates Amao, mainly because they both have an unyielding passion for their respective fields.

He hates and despises Asuo, because he finds him too relaxed and annoyingly positive.

He in fact does not know Oko exists.

Oko Ruto

Is very good at sewing due in part to the fact he likes to replace the button hole embroidery on his white shirts to a beige tone and the buttons to match his eyes, making it look like his buttons are eyeballs. Also because sewing comes in handy for occult/supernatural shenanigans.

Likes to visit graveyards to see if there's any intriguing tomb stones. Like funny last words, statues of the dead, intriguing ways a person died, ect.

^ he is very respectful though, only really approaching graves that are particularly old.

The occult club does more than just stalking students and summoning demons. they also practice ways to tell the future, speak to ghosts, birth chart and palm readings, and alien investigation night. (Held every other Tuesday.)

He watches BuzzFeed unsolved supernatural. Because weirdly enough true crime gives him the creeps but not ghosts and ghouls.

His favorite animated movies are, Spirited Away, Alice in wonderland, and Paranorman.

His father was a paranormal investigator, but has major Dale Gribble vibes so safe to say he runs an occult goods shop with tarot cards, oujia boards, future reading tea and eggs, and more now after being 'encouraged to retire'.

His mother is a practicing psychic who was actually brought in to help solve the murders at Akademi. She now runs an in store future reading service. Personality wise she's very much so like Jessica Rabbit, sweet charming, and a showman at heart.

Asuo Rito

This man seems like a golden retriever and he is, but sweet Lord does he not actually process his emotions. Everytime he gets upset over something he just throws himself further into training regiments.

Has like seven dogs currently and overall in his life he's had twenty.

Enjoys all sports but knows he should be focusing on just one, but he just can't pick. He enjoys track and field best, but that could just because that's what he wins the most medals for....

Took one martial arts lesson when he was ten and Budo accidentally broke his nose. Swore off martials arts ever since.

Speaking of which, childhood friends with Budo, although at first they didn't like each other because they were on opposing soccer teams.

He in fact does not know Kizano has one sided beef with him. He thinks of all the club leaders as his friends, except Kaga, he finds him creepy.

Favorite animated movie is the Incredibles.

Man is his and his teams own cheerleader, doing full on chants and cartwheels at swim meets.

^ has accidentally cartwheeled into the pool, DURING A RACE.

Mujo Kano

This man would make a better mortician than a nurse! He always gets hung up on fixing patients hair rather than filling out important paperwork.

Studying to be a pediatrician, specifically specializing in infants.

Has an unhealthy build a bear problem. He builds a bear every week and they have invaded his couch, bed, and shelves.

He is a walking disaster. Someone save him.

Osoro Shidesu

Chain smoker, no further elaboration.

He's weirdly stoic, like definitely not a party person, despite being a delinquent hooligan he reminds sorta like an old timey knight.

Rbf to the max, man came into this world with a scowl. There's not a single picture of him in his childhood where he doesn't look like a hell spawn.

Good at cooking in the same way a shady Denny's chef is good at cooking. Like cigarette in hand, cussing under his breath, while making the best funfeitti pancakes known to man.

It brings joy to his grinchy little soul to see a slug bug. Like in ironically giggles when he sees one.

Also thinks clowns are hilarious. In another life he'd be a shady circus owner.

He either has the cutest softest smile known to man, or the creepiest smirk ever.

Favorite animated movie, Up and lady and the tramp.

At his core he does believe in fairness. If a guy is harassing a waitress he won't hesitate to take him outside iykyk.

Hanako Yamada

Has gotten his arm stuck in an arcade machine after trying to just grab the plushie he wanted. The fire station was called and had to help get him out.

Wears keychains on his belt loops of his favorite characters like Keroppi, Hello Kitty and Mimi, and Happy from fairy tail.

Is actually not that social around those he doesn't know, personally I like to think he has some form of social anxiety which prevents from getting close to many people.

The reason why he dresses so cutely is that he figured that even if people stared at him, at least he'd know why rather than just being clueless.

Favorite animated movie is the toy story saga which he cries to every time he rewatches.

Really enjoys playing matchmaker with people he knows, for example in middle school he introduced his aunt to his homeroom teacher, leading for them to get married three years later.

Loves playing animal Crossing (and spending a ridiculous amount on leaf tickets in pocket camp)

Has an absurd amount of plushies, except he does know how to stack them properly to make it seem like he only has a few.

Is studying to be an architect or interior designer, he hasn't quite decided yet but he hopes to someday make homes that'll reflect his clients essence.

Has two pet hamsters, Hamtaro and Hamantha.

Megamo Saikou

Denser than cement when it comes to how much things cost. Not like business expenses because he's been trained for that, but he does think a loaf of bread costs twenty bucks.

Was a premature baby and had a heart problem causing him to be rushed into surgery nearly immediately after being born.

Would be studying to be a brain surgeon if he wasn't set in stone to inherit the company.

Actually rather appreciates the arts, such as art galleries and musical theater.

Favorite animated movie is sleeping beauty.

Likes to people watch, he finds it amusing to see how others live.

Is a horrible cook, like cannot make box Mac n cheese.

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Alright people I need your help!

I just realized that Osoro goes the elite private school that is Akademi, and while we do know why he hasn't been expelled, we don't know why he goes there in the first place.

Thanks in advance! (This may or may not be related to a request I have shhh)

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I love the idea Neville is the gardening equivalent of that handsome baker who no one cares about his cakes but do care about *his* cake.

neville has a youtube channel where he talks about gardening... no one pays attention to that. all his comments are full of people calling him adorable and cute and just simping in general

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THE BRITISH ARE INVADING MY MIND

HELP IVE LISTENED TO THE AUDIO BOOKS TOO MUCH AND NOW MY INTERNAL MINOGUE IS A BRITISH MANNNNN

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HELP IVE LISTENED TO THE AUDIO BOOKS TOO MUCH AND NOW MY INTERNAL MINOGUE IS A BRITISH MANNNNN

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Luna Lovegood and Rolf Scamander's wedding 1000% had a pinata

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Sooo, do you all know that head canon where Rowena Ravenclaw's contribution to the school was a secret library only to be found by the ravenclaw with the most burning craving for knowledge?

WELL I like to think her contribution is actually the restricted section of the library, believing that in no situation should magical education be restricted. (I'd imagine back in the day it was only 'restricted' for younger students, it was only a few headmasters later that it would be barred unless given permission)

This is also often times met with the general reaction of 'THE SPOOKY LIBRARY WASNT SALAZARS IDEA?' Which isn't too surprising given the two are often associated as sister houses.

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Early morning With Amao

Contains: fluff, g/n reader, not my best but still cute imo.

Note: as per usual with most of my fanfics I woke up in a cold sweat with this idea in my mind.

It was early morning, or in your words 'god o'clock in the morning' Amao had already finished getting ready for the road trip you were both going on to visit some baking exhibition, meanwhile you were still in bed, zoning in and out of consciousness. He had seriously tried everything from turning on all the lights in the room to slowly making you sit up, just for you to fall backwards as soon as he let go.

Sighing softly, he concedes. You had already finished packing late last night, so there's not really much reason for you to be awake, other than doing your morning routine. Amao picks out an outfit for you to change into once you finally do wake up and places it into one of the backpacks. Turning around to face you, practically wrapped up like a burrito in bed.

"C'mon.." He mutters under his breath. Grabbing a blanket to keep you warm, he puts his baker muscles to use in order to carry you to the car, safely buckling you in he sighs once more.

"We really need to work on this."