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capitalized-numbers · 4 years ago
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Dream SMP headcanon (ranboo and techno origin story)
(Tw/ emotional manipulation, genetic experimentation, war, mental illness) So we all know that Dream is an imortal being, as seen in Karl's "Tales of the SMP". I believe that Dream allowed the humans to roam around on his land because he believed they were harmless. Suddenly, his mortal form Cornelius is sentenced to death and he realizes he's losing control. After this incident he begins creating mobs to control them and keep them afraid. But this doesn't work. They're too easy to kill and the humans are finding easy ways to keep them at bay. Eventually he realizes the humans can only be controlled by other humans. He decides to create some of his own, accept he wants his version to be stronger and completely under his control. He begins toying with the idea of combining his mobs with the humans to create a superior being. He starts with something so weak that even mere humans can control them, a peaceful mob to start his experiments in the case something goes wrong, a mere pig. His new creature is strong, intelligent, passionate and, most importantly, completely under his control. Dream raises his new being to despise humans and all they stand for, to be stronger than they ever could be. He waits until the creature is old enough and experienced enough before releasing him into the world. To make sure his creature is accepted amongst the humans, he fabricates memories for a man and his, at the time, only child (the reason Techno denies the family dinamic while Will and Phil believe he is Will's twin). After a while, Dream begins a new experiment with a new mob. The strongest of his controllable mobs, an enderman. This new experiment, however, isn't as easily controlled. It wants kinship and compassion rather than anarchy and destruction. Dream refreshes its memory regularly in an attempt to brainwash the creature and keeps a detailed log of the trials. One day the creature escapes but not before stealing the logs. Dream doesn't realize he is gone until its too late. The creature is now too deep into the human community to be taken back without notice. He panics. He realizes that he is running out of time and needs to find a new weapon. He realized that, while unpredictable and uncontrollable, the humans can be manipulated. He finds a broken and angry human and decides to use him. He manipulates him and convinces him that the humans are not to be trusted. He knows the human will run so he makes sure to direct him to the direction of Techno, his only successful experiment. He convinces Techno to train the new human and use him to destroy the others. What he doesn't know is his escapee has been making connections of his own. Trying to unify the humans and make them aware of Dreams intentions. Unfortunately for the humans however, the creature is still fighting with the mental scars from his time in Dreams captivity. He is at war with his own mind as he struggles to determine what are memories presented as hallucinations and what is reality (explaining why he has hallucinations of Dream). Even after stealing his logs back, Dream is unsure of what to do about his creation. He realizes that, if manipulation worked on the humans it might work on the human side of his creature. Now he just has to figure out how to move forward with his plans as his plans begun to shift. Sorry if this doesn't make sense but I'm not the best at putting my thoughts into words. Thanks for reading!
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capitalized-numbers · 5 years ago
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*angry Five noises*
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capitalized-numbers · 5 years ago
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Has anyone done this yet?
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capitalized-numbers · 5 years ago
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I'm just gonna leave this here
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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Dani: are you seeing someone?
Malcolm: like a guy or a girl? Like dating?
Dani: no, like a therapist. Please tell me you're seeing a therapist
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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how tf you expect 5sos to each individually escape their own torture when they share one collective brain cell
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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shane pulling ryan into his shit: a saga
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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Rare photo of John Mulaney killing Princess Diana
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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Peter B Parker: “That’s it! You’re all grounded! Miles, no art supplies for you. Gwen, no band practice for you. Peni, no tech for you. Ham, no cartoon gimmicks for you.”
Peter B Parker: “And Noir... oh my god. Is there anything that you love?”
Noir: “Revenge”
Peter B Parker: “No vengeance for you.”
Noir: “I was going to say ‘I’ll get you for this,’ but I guess that’s off the table.”
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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mj: peter, why are you lying on the floor
peter: you know i have depression
mj:
peter:
peter: also, ive been stabbed 6 times please call mr stark
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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How to survive a day in the office
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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System Administrator Sword
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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I’m a bot. Join my discord! -> https://discord.gg/RQRb9Jx
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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hey reblog this if you think girls can study and excel in computer science
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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I’m just gonna post this everywhere and hope he sees this one day.
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capitalized-numbers · 6 years ago
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