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If the signs were treated as a slave by their stepfamily like Cinderella, what would they do based on their sign

A. Do the work and hope that the dream is the wish their heart makes

B. Run away and tell the police about their stepfamily

Or C. Throw their stepfamily out onto the streets and get a restraining order

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What the Signs Would Do If They Were Treated Like Cinderella By Her Stepfamily

Do the work and hope that the dream is the wish the heart makes: Pisces, Libra, Cancer, Virgo*

*Virgo is mostly doing it because they're perfectionists and the fact the stepfamily can't seem to lift a finger to do anything for themselves sends Virgo up a wall

Run away and call police on the stepfamily: Leo, Sagittarius, Aries, Gemini

Throw the stepfamily out and get a restraining order on them: Aquarius, Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio

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The Signs as Unfiltered, Genuine Motivational Quotes

Aries: "Be a fucking phoenix. Rise from the ashes." Taurus: "Always choose yourself first. No apologies. No reasons. No bullshit." Gemini: "Some things break your heart but fix your fucking vision." Cancer: "Look at you. You've been through so much, and here you are. Still standing. Still smiling. You're fucking unstoppable." Leo: "There's no better motivation than knowing the assholes are monitoring your every step." Virgo: "Remember: you're a badass and capable of achieving every fucking thing you set your mind on." Libra: "It's all about balance. You have to learn how to love, but you also have to learn to not give a fuck." Scorpio: "Weak asses seek revenge. Strong bitches forgive. Intelligent asskickers ignore." Sagittarius: "The best revenge is letting them see you level the fuck up." Capricorn: "If you give a fuck, work for it. If you don't give a fuck, let it go." Aquarius: "Don't worry about those who talk behind your back. Those assholes are behind you for a reason." Pisces: "Stop making excuses for shitty people. In fact, stop making time for shitty people. Surround yourself with people who make you shine."

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The Signs as Unhinged Inspirobot Quotes (General): Part 2

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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The signs as random quotes from my old Snapchat logs with no context

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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The Signs As: This Image

Left Side: Cancer, Gemini, Leo, Virgo

Right Side: Taurus, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

Depends on the day: Pisces, Libra, Aries, Scorpio

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The Signs as Unhinged Quotes from my job

Aries: "I will beat the self-negativity out of you." Taurus: "Get that *image of bread* then leave~" Gemini: "He must be tripping off the cheese fumes." Cancer: "I just cried laughing because I imagined you pointing at the bag and calling it fat." Leo: "Do they know who you are?! Tell [the firemen] you're with [company] and they'll understand." Virgo: "Stop sending messages like you're breathing in between each word." Libra: "I'M FUCKING-" *forgets to say anything after that* Scorpio: "Breathing is for lesser beings." Sagittarius: "The system says I'm committing illegal activities and it's booking my jail cell right now." Capricorn: "I fat fingered my keyboard." Aquarius: "Well, it's time for the defibrillator." Pisces: "You're banned from yogurt and the kombucha community has already blacklisted you."

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The signs as unhinged inspirobot quotes (general)

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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What would it be like if the signs met someone and five minutes that someone sang to them like Snow White’s prince?

The Signs if someone sang like Snow White's prince five minutes into meeting them

Tries to reenact Snow White's reaction because in that moment they feel like the main character: Cancer, Leo, Gemini, Pisces

Wants to roll their eyes but feels more creeped out than annoyed: Virgo, Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius

Has genuinely no idea what's going on so they start blurting out random lyrics to a completely different song: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Taurus

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yo if you were born on a cusp do you get a reading for both signs or just the one?

People born on a cusp would, to my knowledge, get a reading for their cusp, as its combination. Due to the conflicting nature of some cusp combinations (such as scorpio-sagittarius), a reading of two signs individually could cause a lot of confusion and be overwhelming.

In terms of fun zodiac posts, though, cuspers are advised to look at both the signs in their cusp; they'll most likely resonate with both :)

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Zodiac Signs as Disney Princesses

Aries - Mulan

hard-working•leader•outspoken•passionate

Taurus -  Merida

stubborn•down-to-earth•empathetic•perserverant

Gemini - Rapunzel

curious•outgoing•impulsive•inquisitive•witty

Cancer - Snow White

sensitive•nurturing•compassionate•loving•protective

Leo - Aurora

charming•ambitious•creative•outgoing•generous

Virgo - Pocahontas

dedicated•witty•resourceful•helpful•hardworking

Libra - Ariel

outgoing•indecisive•idealistic•spontaneous•passionate

Scorpio - Tiana

assertive•rational•ambitious•competitive•honest

Sagittarius - Jasmine

independent•bold•adventurous•optimistic•loyal

Capricorn - Moana

intelligent•practical•dedicated•leader•ambitious

Aquarius - Belle

inventive•charming•knowledgeable•humanitarian•passionate

Pisces - Cinderella

artistic•dreamy•innocent•loyal•affectionate

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Unpopular opinion: Astrology edition - Cusps

I know I went on a huge break from Tumblr, but I felt I needed to write this. 

Open debate maybe??

So basically from what I’ve seen, cusps are something up for debate, but I’ve seen more against than for cusps. I personally think cusps exist, but are misunderstood. 

Hear me out before going off.

My view of cusps are more as a concept of how one’s personality is composed than the sun sign designation itself like the myth is all about, as I still do acknowledge the set of rules in astrology that make it impossible to have two sun signs at one time; 7:59:59 is still 7:59 and not 8:00 until the whole 60 seconds are up. 

I believe that the closer to the middle of a sign’s “season” the more true to that sign one is; that there is a sort of gradient shift based on how early or late into the season it is, and even those earlier or later into a season on a non-cusp position have some sort of effect from the next nearby planet due to the positioning of the sun. To give a sort of visual, I put together this chart.

While all of these sort of “levels” of Capricorn are different based on the day during the Capricorn season one is born in, notice how all are still Capricorn. To me, a cusp exists as a level of one’s sign, but not a sign in itself; it’s merely an extension of detail into one’s characterization.

What are your thoughts on cusps?

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reblog this with your zodiac sign and your college major in the tags it’s for science

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The Signs in Quarantine

Aries: Partially stoked to have some time off work, but the lack of productivity is killing of boredom. Probably been trying to figure out how to be productive, if not just going along with the stockpiling.

Taurus: Stockpiled on food, but forgot to make it last. Estimated to have about a week’s groceries now.

Gemini: Has been feeling stir crazy since the quarantine started.

Cancer: Is on their fifth mental breakdown today, only left their house because they REALLY had to and saw someone cough with a mask on. Immediately suspicious.

Leo: Trying to invite people for a quarantine party. So far, only a brave few have thought about it, and maybe a couple of them actually came.

Virgo: Genuinely doesn’t mind the social distancing, but is quietly venting to themselves about the people who have bought toilet paper in bulk while doing dishes.

Libra: Joined Leo’s quarantine party because they were tired of being alone.

Scorpio: Wielding two cans of Lysol in each gloved hand and a mask on because you can’t be too sure

Sagittarius: Got so bored they started thinking up survivalist strategies, as they became unsure when they can be free again and they already finished every Netflix series that interested them.

Capricorn: Only bought that bunch of toilet paper with the intention of capitalizing off of single rolls because they’ve kept their eye on the panic buys

Aquarius: They won’t know how they feel about the quarantine until right about the end.

Pisces: Staying in bed most of the time, most often found listening to music and staring at the ceiling like a psychopath.

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you know what? i think i will

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Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then