the signs as 16th century criminal aliases
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ARIES: Speedy's Woman
TAURUS: Brother Standfast
GEMINI: Shifty
CANCER: Furry Cathy
LEO: Grinder Girl
VIRGO: Brains
LIBRA: Playbunny
SCORPIO: The Devil's Knave
SAGITTARIUS: Mercenary John
CAPRICORN: Pointy Head
AQUARIUS: The Moulder
PISCES: The Crawler
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Do you think Yoongi would ever let oc take charge? Maybe some body worship or soft dom! Reader to show him he’s loved🥹
that man is practically begging for this to happen SHSKDKSKD
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The Beginning
My story starts in much the same way as everyone else's.
The attraction.
The tantalizing smile.
The sizzle.
The relentless texts and warm hugs. The thoughtful gifts meant to show he was really listening.
He made it hard to say no.
To make my own plans.
Have my own friends.
He acted as if I was his world. And that all I needed in mine was him.
Until I realized that all I know of my friends came from their social media accounts. I hadn't spoken to them in months.
What few I have are co-workers. Women he insisted on meeting... And charming.
I should have known better.
Now I do.
But it took a while.
I slowly realized he wasn't good for me.
He wasn't even good ENOUGH for me.
I started finding myself again.
I made plans without consulting him. I made choices without getting his advice. I made new friends... and apologized to the old.
I rediscovered my love of ice cream... And chocolate desserts.
I started singing out loud and dancing to the music.
Though I still dream of marriage and finding someone special, I'm happy and I'm in love with myself. I know what I want and what I'll settle for.
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bro…. everything is aligning…. that’s fucking crazy .
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david lynch has been a theme to a lot of things happening in my life right now and i went past a hockey match with my mum during our walk and saw this… universe?
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My sleep is getting fragile again. I'm constantly annoyed at basically nothing. Eating is a fucking chore. Mood in generally on a slump.
Huh.
Scary.
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the signs as spongebob squarepants time cards
ARIES:
TAURUS:
GEMINI:
CANCER:
LEO:
VIRGO:
LIBRA:
SCORPIO:
SAGITTARIUS:
CAPRICORN:
AQUARIUS:
PISCES:
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the signs as unhinged joe wilkinson tweets
aquarius:
pisces:
aries:
taurus:
gemini:
cancer:
leo:
virgo:
libra:
scorpio:
sagittarius:
capricorn:
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