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2012 TUMBLR IS BACK BABY

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okay so the whomping willow was planted for remus when he got there, but was the shrieking shack ALSO only added when remus got there??? bc it’s so run down wouldn’t everyone be like why are they building this nasty ass building.

i guess it could’ve already been there but what would it have been used for.

also it’s the “most haunted building in britain” but only starting like. 20 years ago. is there really NO other spooky spot???

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this is, without a doubt, the most sirius black image to ever exist. including the books, atyd, the movies, all of it. this. this is sirius black.

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family members will be like "that happens to everyone" and then it turns out to be a niche hereditary issue that no one you speak to has ever heard of in their life

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jim henson, frank oz & don sahlin showing off how to make various characters with a “whatnot/anything” muppet, 1969

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i love that dune is just about getting way too high in the desert

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rip sirius black you would’ve loved geoguesser

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thinking about sirius black and his love of muggles on this great day.

sirius would love karaoke bars and arcade games and kinder egg prizes.

he would collect hideous novelty mugs that remus would constantly beg him to toss out.

sirius would love garfield comics and oscar wilde and flying in airplanes.

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basically tv sucks because all the really good writers are fucked up recluse hermits that spend all day alone, vividly hallucinating about imagined worlds, and don’t have any industry connections or even earthly tethers

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From one of my old poems

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the headcanon that after sirius ran away, walburga made regulus burn him off of the family tree.

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happy birthday sirius black you would’ve loved lady gaga

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returning to tumblr after five years is like coming home from college. i don’t know where anything is or what any of these people are talking about, but if i go into autopilot i can do this.

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genuinely hilarious that harry potter is one of the most famous wizards to ever live, defeated death, defeated voldemort multiple times, and absolutely NO ONE thinks he’s cool at all.

no one really wants to be friends with him, the only girls that are interested are his best friends little sister and the girl who’s boyfriend kind of died because of harry. but like. that’s it. it’s so camp.

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do you think regulus thought of sirius as he drowned, or do you think he just thought of how much he didn’t want to die?