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WAIT, ITS NOT A REAL PLACE??? IT SOUNDS SO BRITISH I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS REAL OMG 😭

is this a safe place to say that i fully thought that audience member made up hornchurch as a hypothetical place until very recently 😭

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haikyuu reactions (episodes 6-10 aoba johsai practice match and inter-high setup)

MASTERPOST

ooo a practice match against one of the top 4 is very seirin/kaijo coded.

awww i feel bad for that other freshman he’s so cute :( “other freshman” being yamaguchi btw and he’s so great i love him

HELP DID HINATA JUST EXPLODE?? 😭😭 i don’t remember the context of this whatsoever

AHAHAH TSUKKI LOOKS SO FINE WHEN HE DOES THE GLASSES THING OMFGGG-

“his silhouette is like a turnip” LMAOOO SHOTS FIRED also why does hinata keep running into his opponents before games while going to the bathroom 😭

cmonnnn hinata lock in bro i cant watch him be embarrassed like this the second hand embarrassment will kill me 😭🔫

BRO LOCK IN I CANT DO THISSS

okay good he locked in 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

kageyama and tsukki exude aokaga energy.

OHHHH OIKAWA IS HERE THAT NAME AND APPEARANCE IS SO FAMAILARRR. HE HASNT SAID ANYTHING YET BUT CONSIDERING THE GIRLS WERE SCREAMING MAYBE HES LIKE KISE??? IDK BUT HES DEFFO A THREAT AND KARASUNO IS COOKED METHINKS

ohhhh fuck he’s like kageyama’s mentor. yeah they’re dead. it was a good run.

AWW HELP THAT OTHER FRESHMAN IS TOTALLY PINING AFTER TSUKKI LMAOOOO. again, “other freshman” is yamaguchi and they’re my favorite ship rn omgggg

help hinata is so kagami the way he’s jumping around everywhere omllll 😭

ALSO THE WAY HE JUST BLEW PAST OIKAWA IS CRAZY WORKKKK.

bruh they’re so in love the way they’re talking ab hinata and kageyama as if they’re a couple 😭😭

yeahhh oikawa is so hot but also terrifying as fuck.

INTER HIGH IS BEGINNING WOOO HERE WE GO AGAIN CHAT.

“guardian deity of karasuno” damn ig they have their own kiyoshi.

HELP OIKAWA HAS HIS OWN KASAMATSU TOO THATS HILARIOUS.

lemme guess, the guardian deity is kuroo or smth. either kuroo or bokuto :p it was, in fact, NOT kuroo or bokuto. rereading this ahead of time is hella embarrassing oml 😭😭

HELP THE NEW GUY IS SHORTER THAN HINATA LMAOOOO

new guy is MY HEIGHT??? OMG MURASAKIBARA COULD CRUSH HIM LIKE A DAMN SODA CAN.

oh help im wrong this is nishinoya 😭😭 whatever we’ll see the others eventually 🤷‍♀️

ohhh so asahi is man bun 🙂‍↕️ duly noted.

this show is so much more lighthearted than knb its kinda insane 😭

oh shit asahi got the aomine problem of not liking his sport anymore :(

awww the nishinoya and hinata mentor and mentee dynamic is gonna be so fun :D

oml i can’t believe asahi got a whole damn character arc in the middle of a game 😭😭

“as long as i’m here you’re invincible!” GIRL JUST SAY UR IN LOVE.

brother they keep yapping after every play goddamn like just play the game oml 😭

i rlly appreciate how they actually cover like info on how to play the game and like logistics and stuff bc in knb u kinda already have to know basketball?? but basketball isn’t very complicated so :p

tsukki and yamaguchi are so in love it’s adorable asf.

man i rlly hope tsukki goes thru some character development bc he’s just some asshole rn 😭 he goes thru a margin of development but tbh his assholery is a part of the charm :)

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haikyuu reaction (e1-e5)

MASTERPOST

note: i have an unhealthy obsession with kuroko’s basketball and i make a shit ton of references and jokes about it (especially the first couple episodes) so apologies in advance :p

okay so I just finished episode one and i freaking called the fact that kageyama was hinata’s teammate bc AS SOON AS I SAW HIM I WAS LIKE “huh aren’t they on the same team??” but then the time skip happen and now I know that they actually are on the same team and I was right all along. :D

also, they have crazy amounts of tension, even in their very first scene I was like this is such an enemy to lovers.

ALSO I CANT WITH THE MIDOTAKA STORYLINE OF ONE WANTING TO BEAT THE OTHER BUT LARGE POWER DIFFERENCE AND IN HIGH SCHOOL THEYRE ON THE SAME TEAM AHHH THIS WILL BE HYPE.

bruh im so excited for the enemies to become lovers this is gonna be so goodddd.

i fear this animation is lowkey so good and fluid

also kageyama isn’t even 6ft bro lock inn every single person in knb could beat your ass.

the upperclassmen are fucking terrifying wtf 😭

AHAHAHAH THEYRE FORCED TO GET ALONG THATS SUCH A GOOD TROPE I LOVE ITTTT.

why is kageyama challenging the upperclassmen bruh we all know he’s gonna get his shit rocked.

OHHH THEYRE GONNA DO A 3 ON 3 AGAINST THE OTHER NEW MEMBERS THIS WILL BE FUNNN. lmaooo these dumbasses have so much character development to go thru.

bro kageyama is lowkey pmo like he’s so aomine pre character development core which is NOT A GOOD THING. like fym hinata has to “earn ur sets” bitch u ain’t akashi what ru on 😭

suga is lowkey so fine tho omhhh.

they’re rlly building the hype for these other freshmen omg im hypedddd uh my guess is that its prolly gonna be glasses and the other akashi so we’ll see :p oh also i keep trying to guess who the next characters that get introduced are gonna be and its very wrong everytime so bear with me 😭

oop its glasses and someone else 🤷‍♀️ BUT GLASSES IS SO FINE I CANTTT AND HES OVER 6FT. i rlly do have a type ☹️ the obsession with tsukishima only gets worse from here so prepare yourself (also i keep calling him glasses bc i was too lazy to keep typing out his name 😭)

ooo kageyama’s got trauma from his little nickname 🤭🤭

OH SNAP DID HIS TEAM LEAVE HIM??

ohhh wait glasses and kageyama lowkey got tensionnnn 🤑👀

HAHAHA YES HINATA CLOCK ITTT DEFEND UR BF AND SHOW UR SKILLS DIVA 🗣️‼️

“guys that get intense for no reason get on my nerves” okay murasakibara bffr

ALSO HELP HE CALLED HINATA “shrimp”-

OMGGG KAGEYAMA SET IT FOR HINATA LETS FREAKING GOOOO‼️‼️ they’re so in love i can’t

“that meant smth special for hinata” AWWWW THEY WORK SO HARD.

awww poor kageyama has nightmares about his old team :(

glasses lowkey has crazy character problems tho 😭

dayummmm bro got called the oppressive dictator of the court that is foulll 😭😭

also glasses is getting on my nerves bruh like stfu 😃🔫

it’s lowk so funny when ppl talk from opposite sides of the net bc sometimes their faces just phase thru and it’s hilarious 😭😭

AHAHHA THEY TRUST EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND THEYRE SO IN LOVE OMFGGG THATS ADORABLE 😭❤️

also wait haikyuu is the 2nd most popular anime fandom on ao3 so if i rlly get into this then i’ll have plenty of content to feast on 🤭🤭🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

WAIT ARE THEY GONNA PULL A MIDOTAKA WHERE KAGEYAMA SETS HINATA’S SPIKE AS HINATA IS DOING IT??? AHHH THATS SO COOL I CANTTTT.

also just realized that bro literally has kuroko height with kagami jumping power.

HINATA’S EYES WERE CLOSED?? WHAT THE FUCK DUDE OMF WHAT IS WRONG WITH UUUU.

omg wait he trusted kageyama that much that’s so damn wholesome i can’t even.

kageyama is so accurate it’s lowkey kinda terrifying.

aaaaand that’s it for this reaction! i was incredibly invested, almost to an unhealthy level 😭 it only gets more chaotic from here‼️‼️

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haikyuu reactions as an avid kurokos basketball stan (it’s so bad)

season 1

episode 1-5

episode 6-10 (aoba johsai practice match and inter-high setup)

episode 11-18 (beginning of inter-high)

episode 19-24 (aoba johsai inter-high match)

episode 24 and 25 (finale and cerealist losing her mind)

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WHEN?!?!?!

And I mean WHEN were y'all gonna tell me that actually AJ is about two-three years younger than the rest of the guys and that they(Tom specifically, I have no evidence of the other two) call him their “man-baby”?????

Also this means- i never thought i’d say it- but that makes AJ very lucky he’s bald- otherwise i feel like the young jokes would be out of this world????-

but ALSO-?!?!? 

WHy doesn't he make old jokes????

Sam forgets a name? “Oh its ok, hey, memory worsens with age.”  Luke struggles to stand? “Take your time, those old man joints must be hurting you.”  Tom is being mean? “Woah there gramps, slow your roll.” 

Just just- the old jokes!!!!

“Do you remember where you are?(my name is AJ- this is the stage” said really slowly and exaggeratedly, etc etc)” “Is it time to take your medicine?” “Oh do you need me to mash that up for you first before you can eat it?” (while miming) “do you want your cane?” “old. Lady. margaery.” “I heard those knees creak” “don't hurt yourself!” (while doing the most mundane activity) “is it time for your nap?”  “want help up the stairs? We can rest if you need to- *promptly ducks before getting smacked*”

Or the reverse-

“back in my day.” “hey whippersnapper.” “oh how it would feel to be young again.” “little tyke” “hey don't say that! There are children present! *gestures to AJ*” “hey! You're not old enough to be drinking that-” “oh is it time for your nap?”(payback) 

(also i do realize that when AJ did a cartwheel Tom casually said “hes in his mid thirties give him a second.” as if he weren't also mid-thirties, older????)

anyway- in case you didnt know--- tada!!! now you do. and if you did- how dare you let this information not be spread to the world??? anyway lol i just think its funny, especially since i never let my friends rest, even tho they're only like a few months older- so many old jokes its insane lol

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house md reactions masterpost

episode 1

episode 2 and 5-7

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house md reaction (E2 and E5-7)

e2:

i love it when house md has one scene of house talking to his subordinates desperately tryna figure out what the patient is suffering from and then it cuts to house and wilson eating together in a park

such couple goals

awwww house is such a sap

and why is the intro music such a banger

WHAT IS THIS WEIRD SIDE PLOT WITH THE GIRL SEDUCING CHASE

“that smugness of yours really is an attractive quality” THIS IS WILSON TALKING TO HOUSE BTW???

e5-7:

“you can have all the faith you want in spirits and the afterlife. and heaven and hell. but when it comes to this world, don’t be an idiot. cause you can tell me you put your faith in god to get you through the day. but when it’s time to cross the road i know you look both ways.” HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK

“no one can be angry with god and not believe in him at the same time”

was not expecting this show to have such a rich and nuanced depiction of religious belief wtf

wth is wilson inviting house over for christmas dinner?? ITS ONLY SEASON ONE??? ISNT THE MAN MARRIED????

goodbye he’s spending christmas day with house not his goddamn wife

STFU I CANT BELUVE THIS IS REAL. THERES SLOW ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYING.

THEYRE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER FONDLY???

HOUSE IS PLAYING THE PIANO FOR HIM??

i’m literally on episode FIVE holy shit

ALSO HOUSE MY BBG HES PLAYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALONE ON HIS PIANO

absolutely shitting myself house and wilson have more chemistry and sexual tension than 99% of the heterosexual relationships i’ve seen irl AND read about

can house stop talking about riding foreman pretty please

whyyyy is houseeee so obsesseddd with wilson’s girlfriendddddd

this poor man has to make such a difficult decision about his wife i feel so bad

“i’m recalibrating the centerfuge” sounds like some mumbo jumbo akin to “they’re hacking into the mainframe”

awww cameron my girl 😭😭

oooo lore drop by cameron

HOLY SHIT MY POOR GIRL HAS BEEN THRU SO MUCH TRAUMA 😭😭

OHHH HOUSE GOT CLOCKED

slightly unsatisfied by the ending but it’s fine :]

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At. The. Same. Damn. Time.

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house md reaction (episode 1)

who is this diva

uh oh her voice is crashing out is girl getting possed what

yall know that meme that’s like “plzzz get him brown contacts 😭” ME WITH HOUSE

WAIT THEIR FIRST SCENE IS TOGETHER

AWWW AND HES AN ONCOLOGIST

wait the way they look at each otherrrr and wilson is lowkey so fine

NOT THE NOSTRIL CLOSE UP WHAT

“humanity is overrated” CLOCK IT

uh oh i think this is the female love interest

or his boss idk

is he okay he pops pills every other damn scene

OML THEYRE LITERALLY CUTTING INTO HER THROAT

THE SOUND EFFECTS

that slurping sound is killing me a little bit

the way he’s casually suggesting his colleague to commit a federal crime instead of just asking for keys 😭

“you’re comparing me to a nazi? nice 🤭” DOES HE HAVE NO FILTER

note- no, he does, in fact, not have a filter :p

HEHEH NOT THE PATIENT ASKING WILSON AB HIM AND HOUSES RELATIONSHIP

AWWW WILSON ADMITS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HIM

OML WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS GIRL

IS SHE GETTING POSSESED

DID SHE JUST FLATLINE

WHAT THE FUCK

IM GETTING WHIPLASH

house just casually committing medical malpractice

i need to find someone who looks like me how house looks like wilson

“you can live with dignity but u can’t die with it” FIRE QUOTE OML

“gorgeous women do not go to medical school” house?? 😭😭

ALSO THE WAY THE EPISODE STARTED AND ENDED WITH THEMMM

how did i not realize how absolutely fine wilson is

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lego batman reaction (as someone with a very surface level understanding of dc)

already obsessed with this and the meta humor it’s exactly my style

the dialogue in this is so peak

AHHH I LOVE THE JOKER HE’S SO AMAZINGGG

ahhh all the lighting is joker themed‼️‼️

love how the pilot keeps clocking joker

OHHH RIDDLER AND SCARECROW?? AND BANE? AND TWO FACE????

OH MY LORD THIS IS SO EPIC I LOVE ALL THE VILLAINS

note from the future- i had no idea how much better it got :)

i love the random ones too :]

why is joker lowk terrifying

THE MUSIC OMGGG

LMFAO THE HOLD MUSIC IS THE ACTIAL SOINDTRACK

why did they build a city on top of an eternal abyss

yk what i’m not gonna question it

OMGGG BATMAN IS THE MAYOR

awww the joker is so in love i ship

TWO FACE AND NOT BRUCE WAYNE RHYMING-

djnsjrkfj “who always pays their taxes” “not batman!!” AVERAGE BILLIONARE

the homoeroticism is palpable

AWWW THE JOKER IS JEALOUS

“batman doesn’t do ships” ao3 would disagree

why do i lowkey feel so bad for joker please lemme give him a hug my poor baby

batman too bruh he’s so lonely

AWWW I ALREADY SEE ROBIN AT THE ORPHANAGE

I LOVE HIM ALREADY HES SO PRECIOUS

the iron man reference i can’t 😭😭

why is the lighting in this movie so good yall i cant

i need a computer for me :(

alfred too he’s so pookie

batman u lonely ass (i can’t be talking)

u can tell that a lot of love was put into this movie like it shows in the character design, backgrounds, voice acting, sound design, lighting, humor, dialogue in general, LITERALLY EVERYTHING

why is tom cruise on my screen

HOLY SHIT WHAT A HOUSE

“crime alley” being the name of the street where his parents died has me SOBBING

omg he’s talking to his dead parents 😭❤️

losing my shit at all the references actually

the lack of self awareness is killing me

batman is literally me when i was an angsty teenager

batman needs a zod to his superman

AWWW THE JOKER IS WATCHING TOO

OMGGGG ROBIN IS HERE TOOOO

ohhh this is the famous dick grayson

note- yeah i didn’t know robin’s real name 😭 that’s mb

WHY DOES BATMAN HAVE A ROMANTIC INTEREST??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT JOKER AND BATMAN’S RELATIONSHIP????

ohhhh lmfao this is how he adopts robin

AWWWW MY BABY ROBIN 😭😭😭😭❤️

oh my lord that is an amazing entrance

pure badassery going on rn

blink blink blink blinkity

AHHH HES OFF THE MARKET HEHEH

ohhhhh this is the plot

OMG EVERYTHING IS IN BLACK AND WHITE THATS ACTUALLY SO COOL

my bbg is depressed :[

HOW DARE ALFRED TAKE AWAY COMPUTER PRIVILEGES

ack im obsessed with robin i want to put him in a jar on my table

GIGGLING IM OBSESSED WITH BATMAN’S OBLIVIOUSNESS

okay time to lock in

ROBIN IS MEEEE WHAT A FANGIRL

“that one is culturally insensitive” i’m losing my mind rn

AHHH THE OLD SCHOOL BATMAN TRANSITION??

awww he’s already calling batman “dad” :]

also batman is already getting protective??? i love that????

omg poor batman they’re throwing parties without him 😭😭

already obsessed with the batman and robin dynamic

AWWW BATMAN IS PROUD

nope wait nvm we’re only halfway thru

batman please just get with joker bc miss commissioner gordon is clearly far too good for you

i need to read some fanfics directly after watching this movie

note- already done 🫡🤭

WAIT THE JOKER HAS ALREADY BEEN SENT TO THE PHANTOM ZONE??? WE’RE NOT EVEN AN HOUR IN???

robin has devastating amounts of optimism

OHHHH MS. GORDON JUST CLOCKED BATMAN OMLLLL

ooooo joker pov i love it!

BRUH WHO LET THE EYE OF SAURON UP IN HEREEE

AND VOLDEMORT TOO LMFAOOOO

the joker is definitely a supervillain. yk why?

PRESENTATION!

ack genuinely obsessed with this entire supervillain scene it might be the coolest thing ever omfgggg

PFTTTT SAURON NODS WITH HIS EYE

AND THEY WERE ROOMATES (batman and bruce wayne)

OMG ROBIN MY POOKIE PLEASE LEMME GIVE U A HUG

note- now realizing that half of this reaction is just me losing my mind about robin

they’re so adorable im obsessed

it is definitely a family trip i fear

oooo the old school batman costume that alfred is wearing is hella nice

respectfully how the hell are they gonna defeat all these villains

NOOOOO ROBIN

ACK WAIT NO ALFREDDDDDD (there’s no way he’s dead)

barbara is so much cooler than everyone in this movie omg

man i wish i saw this movie in theaters

BAHAHHA GODZILLA IS SUCH AN ICON

AWWWW THE BATFAMILY IM GONNA CRY

OHHH ITS A PARALLEL TO THE PHOTO FROM EARLIERRRRRR

aw fuck no he’d better not

BRUH HES DOING THE THING

he’s forcing them awayyyyy oh no 😭😭😭

not the third act breakupppp

how did joker redecorate all of wayne manor in such a short amount of time

hmmm wait is harley quinn’s voice actor the same one as mayor bellwether?

YUHHH SHE IS IM SO SMART

not the “i hate you” 😭😭😭

AWWW JOKER CONFESSED

bleh he said me too. that’s a red flag, joker.

HERE COMES THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OMGGG

live laugh love phyllis they know what’s up

NO WAY ROBIN IS BEING LIKE BATMAN ABSOLUTELY NOT

YAYYYY HE CAME BACK FOR HIS FAMILY

oop yes barbara clock him

aw he admitted to being afraid :)

I JUST GOT RICKROLLED BY THE DAMN LEGO BATMAN MOVIEEEE

ooooo tensions are high i love it

AHA THE JOKER IS BACK

CMON JUST HOLD HANDS ALREADY

AHHH THEYRE CONFESSING LOVE TO EACH OTHER

HE SAID US

PLEASE KISS

THE MAKEOUT SESSION IS IMMINENT

okay whatever they saved the day

AHHHH THE HATE YOU THING???

I HAVENT BEEN QUEERBAITED THIS HARD SINCE THE MINECRAFT MOVIE

this movie is so good i fear

im gonna be googling “lego batman and joker being gay for __ minutes straight” compilations later

NOOOOOO ROBIN MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD

THIS IS SO DEVASTATING

CRYING HE JUSY CALLED ROBIN “SON”

WHY AM I DEADASS TEARING UPPPP

AND NOW THEYRE HUGGING

no fucking way bruh

BAHAHAHAH THE SOUND EFFECT

AWWW THE JOKER WAVING TO PHYLLIS IS ADORABLE

this movie is great 11/10

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this is my side blog for various thoughts i have from different fandoms! the majority of it is going to be reactions from the first time i watch a piece of media, but there will occasionally be stuff from rewatches too :) here is the list of everything i have at the moment! i will definitely publish these soon after i look over them :]

i have rants for the following things:

kuroko’s basketball (2nd rewatch)

kuroko’s basketball (3rd rewatch) (INCOMPLETE)

kuroko’s basketball teiko backstory

haikyuu!! (INCOMPLETE) (also my longest one)

the lego batman movie

house md (INCOMPLETE)

random sfth videos

enjoy and don’t forget to follow my main blog: @cerealistlover :)