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louis tomlinson is literally the most underrated artist of the entire world

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why is it always 'i love you' and never 'ifibsmyfyitptfila, filwm'?

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period

there’s something particularly heartbreaking about H just wanting to educate people on closeting and forbidden love while being accused of queerbaiting 

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MY POLICEMAN TRAILER??

first of all, WHICH MOVIE DO WE SUPPORT?

yeah, that's right.

harry's performance THROUGH JUST THE TRAILER FEELS spectacular. like, harry GOD. just when you realise he couldn't get anymore near to perfect- he becomes perfect. seriously, i got legit chills when i saw the trailer.

aaaaand, i've read the book. so i could FEEL EVERY SCENE POPPING THROUGH MY VEINS. i was SO SO SO happy when i got my paperback. (spoiler alert!)

"can you share me?" THIS SCENE. i'd die watching it.

amazon prime's getting hella money in november i swear to god.

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just imagine louis tomlinson say 'per se'

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bigger than me

so, as of now, 'bigger than me' by louis tomlinson was posted two hours and thirty-three minutes earlier. when i first heard the song, i was honestly blank. literally, just. blank. i was rushed with adrenaline, and i had a 'kill my mind' sort of vibe coming from it. but, when i heard, my initial shock was- there was no intro music? like i pressed play, and there it was- the lyrics.

i had been waiting for like two-three minutes on spotify for refreshing it again and again, and lemme tell ya, it was aggressive.

anyhow, i listen to it, no emotion. absolutely nothing. then i heard it again, because i was so focused on the music i forgot to understand the lyrics. and honestly even during the second time, i couldn't understand much. i was mostly just happy.

third times a charm? more like a wreck. i was SOBBING. i understood the lyrics and LOUIS' A GENIUS. an absolute genius. there were so many instances i'd thought it'd be more of kmm vibe, but god no. it was more of matilda-we made it-miss you?

THE BRIDGE GUYS, THE BRIDGE. i've died.

i cannot express how many times i've died and re-alived this year because of the boys.

i'm so proud of them and how far they've gotten! really, faith in the fucking future.

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louis tucking tomlinson

so there's a typo. anyways, ignoring tHAT, WE MOVE ON TO... 'BIGGER THAN ME'!! OH GOD I'M SO PROUD OF THAT TINY LYRICAL GENIUS I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!!!! IT'S A MASTERPIECE. EMOTIONALLY BRUISING THOUGH, HENCE A NEW FAVORITE

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larry fucking stylinson

i really, really, really, didn't want to make this about larry stylinson- but like i can't not. they're a part of my life.

my stand: i obviously support them no matter but something that does concern me is, a big IF, if, they are not genuinely in a relationship irl, and instead with problematic people like olivia wilde, i will unstan. now now, i said, if harry is dating olivia. because, yes, she is problematic. she's said so much bs in the past which cannot go under the rug.

i do not think louis and brianna are parents to freddie. i don't really know much, the kid does have an uncanny resemblance to louis but. brianna was wearing jeans after like what- 3 days? and his mum, johanna (may her soul rest in peace), was in a hospital. weird coincidence? maybe. probably not.

so, obviously, i'm a no-stunts, too.

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i think i need to start using tags??

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slay mcqueen

that was the first username i'd thought of. but, it was taken. it was a random ass thought which consisted of nothing but some syllables joined together by the nerves of my brain AND WAS TAKEN BY ANOTHER HOMO SAPIEN.

so, i was watching this youtube short, i told y'all i'm really fucking uncool, sorry mate. and in that, thing, video-thing-y, this dude was bashing john cena? and like called him poor-little-boy? um, mr. guy, can you like- not? it's kinda embarrassing. that's what i thought UNTIL john cena, john fucking cena, just casually dissed him back?

DISSED HIM BACK, THE REAL (WHERE'S THE FUCKING BOLD THING) POOR LITTLE BOY.

his diss-cum-comeback (no horny jokes needed, thank you) was 'you're gay'.

all my embarrassment for the poor little boy had vanished and was converted to john-cena-second-hand-embarrassment.

so like, i quote the conventional rule of embarrassment, it can neither be created nor be destroyed, can only be transferred.

(that was so nerd-y, ugh)

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whoah

adding an 'h' with a 'w' is so much better than a stupid loner 'w'. i'm sorry if you're a loner 'w' though. so, twitter and instagram and snapchat and quora? bye-bye. this thing is like cool. why do people make it sound nerd-y anyway? god, people, get a life.

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um what is this? like seriously, can someone tutor me through tumblr? i need HELP.

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the first grade standing intro.

what i meant my the heading was, when you're new to primary and teachers are like really fucking young but look like huge-ass over grown monsters who are like- fifty years old, you have to say your name and say your hobby or some sort of shit.

so, hi, my name is iris, which. is. my. alter. ego.

iris is such a pretty name.

so, one day, my friend who we shall call maeve, casually left my school and went to canada. life sucks. anyways, we were really fucking close so we kept in touch. she once texted me, 'what would be my alter ego? you are such an iris tho'. and i was like, yes girl, yes.

because, iris is such a pretty name.

do i have to tell my interests? i like reading and reading and like- one direction. yes, i am one of those boy-band-obsessed-uncool-girls-who-seem-to-care-more-about-phh. sorry mfs, but it's phh all the way. even though lhh was like, second favourite. people get offended now-a-days so easily, tsk. (talks about herself).

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hello (i wish i could double-o this, but like, we aren't that close, are we?)

i was bathing when i had a thought. i talk way too much to myself pretending to be someone else. i bet y'all do too. so, i was like, i need to type this shit down. but WHERE? my option a was twitter. but aren't there like- word limits? i don't even know if tumblr has or not. then my option b was quora. but, again again, that's too- ugh- not me, get it? this is literally me typing out whatever i would say. so, if there's some bullshit in between, it's the intersection of thoughts because i cannot for the life of me stay tracked to one topic. oh how i wish, though. anyways, option c, was tumblr. sorry, not sorry. i remember making some nerd-ass blogs with my name. ugh, girl, what were you thinking? so, blog era 2.0, here i come.