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[catboy-bride]

this is the least favorite picture i've taken of anything ever

[psychocitysblog]

I wake up everyday just waiting to go back to bed.

[softiedingo]

*look* dear god *sighs intensely*

[alcanceress]

‘name the two most gay films that are actually not about gays’

[kittysauce]

i dont wanna caption this sorry guys

[spaciebabie]

you fucking dick you fucking dick you fucking dick you fucking dick you fucking dick you fucking dick you fucking dick you fucking dick you fucking dick you fuckingh dick you fucking dick you fuxcking dick you fucking duick you fucking dick you fucking dick you fucking dick you fucking dick you fUCKING DICK YOU FUCKING DICK YOU FUCIING DICK YPU FUCKING DICK YOU FUCKING DICK YOU FUCKINH DICK YOU FCKING DICK YOU FICKING DICK YOU FICKING DICK YOU FUCKING DICK YOU FUCKING DICK YOU FUCKING DICK

[reiashiftsrealities]

me downloading stardew valley: idk how to control this game and the pixelated graphics are throwing me off

me now: i have to get seed from pierres in the morning because it’s the start of spring so i can grow crops again. my farm has overgrown due to the weather so i must cut down all these trees and grass fiber and also i have to give abigail her gift of the day so i can keep the 12 hearts i have with her steady. what’s going on in the mines

[throathole]

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

x

[anakinstwinklebunny]

I don't even know what to say at this point

[emprcaesar]

my live reaction when i read this for the first time

[bangsinc]

⚪️ More Spot x Reader (prompts) 🖤

Because it’s not my duty with 15 whole followers to write more🙏🙏 ily all. This is pretty long since I did prompts I found and stuff so :3.. ALSOOALSO, I’m new at writing x reader and the love means sm!!! AGG!!

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Who confessed first? what was the confession like?

Spot is an enigma, a man beyond his mortal realm. A man who has the power to travel anywhere he pleases…. But he could never tell you how he feels. He’d feel like, in the event of a heartfelt confession, you’d be terrified and run away. After all, it’s not everyday an inter dimensional being wants you to be theirs.

In the event of a confession, he would expect you to do most of the talking. It’s not something he’s proud of, but his emotions, to him, don’t matter anymore because of what he is. The confession, if he would imagine it, would be something incredibly cheesy but something so.. him. He didn’t have flowers because the kind you liked were out, didn’t have any romantic place to go to because he was afraid of being shunned, and the cupcakes he made burnt :(!

If he could, he’d cry upon a confession on your end.

Who gets sick/injured more often? who is the caretaker?

This goes without saying, but spot is.. not human, or at least he isn’t anymore. He can’t catch a cold, or get sick, it’s beyond him now. So, you would have to undoubtedly be the one he winds up taking care of.

He seems like a worrywart. In the event you are sick, or Ill, or whatever it may be, he’s going to act like you’re dying. He won’t leave your side for one minute, constantly trying to cook for you or *cough* steal *cough* medicine (it’s a little difficult with his holes.. please be patient).

How do they feel about PDA?

Oh my god.. please. He craves it. So much. It’s unhealthy. Even if he isn’t.. the most easy to hold or cuddle, he wants nothing more than to feel your warmpth against him. You’re the last, if not only thing he has to affection.

He can’t kiss you, or really.. do anything.. but he has hands! And a body! So he’d love it if you would spoil him with endearment.

In public, things are slightly different. He hardly goes out unless it’s to continue his ‘life of crime’, but if you were to tag along and show him affection, in public.. he wouldn’t know how to react. Like, you’re proud to be with him??? Him?? HIM??

How do they comfort you/cheer you up?

Oh how he just hates to see his love sad :(. You give him so much love and affection.. the least he could do is return it tenfold when you feel upset.

He’ll hold you, tell you sweet things, try and lull you. Your emotions, to him, are as important as breathing (if he.. even needs to do that).

Maybe will even cook for you! He has a thing for spicy food. Can he like, even eat?

Traits they like in a partner?

He wants someone who is like him in the sence that also feel somewhat outcasted from society. Someone who isn’t conveniently attractive, has features that aren’t considerably desirable. He loves those things. Hooked noses, droopy eyes, eyebags, stretch marks, pimples, he loves it all. He’s not a picky man.

Might perfer chubby partners (would appriciate the comfort of holding them, not to mention he thinks curvy women are attractive.. he’s such a dork).

Spot would like a significant other thats artistic or creative. They might seem more open to his ideas, or at least to him that’s how it would seem. One with a sence of humor aswell.

(Maybe a significant other who can defend him if he’s being attacked for robbing some place)

Traits they don’t like in a partner?

I.. really don’t think there’s much he wouldn’t like in a partner. He likes anyone and everyone as long as they love him and they’re nice to him. That said.. he probably couldn’t stand someone who’s rude, or cocky to an extent. Someone who’s on their phone while he’s trying to talk to them. Someone who actively turns down his love. He’s a very clingy man, he wants the affection and if you can’t give it it’ll upset him.

Do they buy you gifts often? What would they buy you?

He loves to (steal) buy things for his darling. Little trinkets, or other things he thinks they would enjoy based on his knowledge of them. He loves how their face brightens, how he knows he just made their day. He can’t do much for you, but he makes it up with anything he can do. He wants you to feel like a goddess.

[jamonsetee]

He's so silly i lov him

[ritish16]

🥺😭

[jamminvroomvroom]

holy mother of god

[x4ver1a]

DO YOU GUYS SEE THOSE ARMS OMGDMHDH im going crazy this is not normal

I WANT HIM TO HEADLOCK ME AND PUT ME IN A CHOKEHOLF RIGHT NOW.