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THE BAU AT A THEME PARK:

SPENCER: Got separated from the group whilst wandering the arcade and is waiting at the lost children’s point to be collected by one of his father figures.

MORGAN: Got stuck on a broken down rollercoaster and is trying so hard not to freak out in front of the hottie in the seat beside him.

PENELOPE: Has won the jackpot on an arcade machine, currently eating cotton candy and taking pictures of Morgan up in the broken-down roller coaster as she waits for her cash prize.

EMILY: On her third ride through the haunted house ride with JJ.

JJ: Eating roasted peanuts and clutching the giant bear Emily won her at the water gun mini-game stand. The ride doesn’t frighten her, but she’ll take any excuse to clutch onto Emily’s arm…

ELLE: Sitting in the car with Tara listening to Destiny’s Child. “Hey, that guy on the broken roller coaster kind of looks like Morgan...”

TARA: “I’ll get Gideon’s birdwatching binoculars.”

GIDEON: Wandering around the aquarium with his phone switched off, telling anyone who asks that he came here alone.

Meanwhile, at the lost children’s point…

ROSSI: “Hello, we’re looking for a scrawny, puppy-eyed genius with boyband hair and sweaty palms?”

HOTCH: “I got a text saying ‘dad, help.’ We’re assuming he’s here.”

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Reid *stressed out of his mind and running on 2 hours of sleep* : If I can't figure this case out in the next 5 minutes, imma jump off the roof

Garcia : Wonderboy no-

Prentiss *shouting from another room* Do a flip!

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Criminal Minds Shitposts by Moi Pt.3

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the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other

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*The bau playing never have i ever*

Morgan: never have I ever been handcuffed

Emily: like being arrested or sexually..

Emily: cause either way the answer's yes

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Sam Winchester is THE archer idc what you say

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Criminal Minds Shitposts by Moi Pt.2

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Criminal Minds Shitposts by Moi Pt.1

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I will be hearing you out on any character that has been edited to Ponyboy

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Jemily

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Dr. Spencer Reid as Pins on my 'mecore' pinterest board

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Derek at Emily's "funeral"

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*at the doctor's office*

Doctor: Well, Ms Prentiss, from my charts it seems you have a severe lack of iron in your bloodstream

Emily, pulling a clipboard out of nowhere: and from my charts it seems you have a severe lack of bitches in yo bed

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Nancy: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Eddie, Steve, and Robin: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Emily: Some people are like slinkies.

Spencer: What?

Emily: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Spencer:

Spencer: Please don't push Morgan down the stairs.

Emily, pushing Morgan down the stairs: Too late.

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Gideon: I think you have PTSD.

Spencer: Yeah I have PTSD.

Spencer: Proficient Talent in Stealing Dilaudi-

Gideon: WE ALSO need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.

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Hotch: Alright who did it?

Derek: What do you mean by who did it? Why do you assume one of us did something?

Hotch: oh I know exactly who told Rossi that milf stood for Mom In Late Forties, I’m just giving them the opportunity to come clean now so they can explain to the now confused group of officers in the other room

Emily, wheezing: I can’t believe he fell for it—