Reid: seriously, Y/n, i don’t want you to be the one going in there undercover.
Y/n: i’m sorry. do you want to put on the dress instead and go in there yourself?
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emily: how do i become a farmer? like do i apply somewhere or do i just start digging?
derek: girl what??
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you guys garcia has a dolphin pen
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emily: okay so what's the plan?
hotch: i just told you about it.
emily: did i look like i was listening when you told me?
hotch: yes, you did!
emily: huh… i’m getting better at that.
hotch: …
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Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.
Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*
Hotch:
Hotch: That one. I want that one.
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*Spencer zoned out*
Derek: What are you thinking about?
Spencer: How long i'd survive if you suffocated me with a pillow.
Derek: What's wrong with you?
Spencer: Do you want a list?
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Emily: [flips monopoly board over]
Hotch: Prentiss!
Emily: This is why your wife is dead
Reid: Emily!
Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead
Morgan:
Emily: This is why you’re bald
Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!
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JJ : An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Emily : Slowly bites into an apple while menacingly looking at Reid
Reid :
Reid : Emily what the fuck
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part one: pre therapy appt
jj: emily, why do we have marriage counselling booked this weekend? we aren’t fighting??
emily: oh i forgot about that. it’s for me and derek
jj: derek is not your wife
emily: we thought it would be fun to see how long it’d take the therapist to work out that we’re not married, i’m a lesbian, and all the problems are fake
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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*
Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing.
Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen.
Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever.
Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n.
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derek: yo reid, remember when JJ and will made out and prentiss just stood there and stared at them the whole damn time?
spencer, smirking: i remember.
emily: i was happy for them.
derek: girl, you looked at them like they hanged your cat or something
emily: yeah, no, we’re done here. *walks away*
rossi: see, derek? this is what happens when you remind people of their trauma. let her not-move-on in peace.
emily: i heard that!
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how i feel whenever i say :3
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Emily: ARE YOU-
Derek: Fucking.
Emily: KIDDING ME ?! YOU-
Derek: Fucking.
Emily: IDIOT !
JJ:... What was that ?
Derek: Hotch banned Emily from swearing so I'm helping her out.
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Hotch: Yesterday, I heard Reid ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Emily said "Trust me"
Hotch: I have never move so quickly from one room to another
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