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Okay I don't remember much lore on how faires are born, but the fact that Cosmo gave birth implies he's the bottom in his marriage with Wanda.

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No

you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

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Well, folks, the numbers are in. We're in a committed relationShip with @ao3org, and it's called...drumroll...TagTeam! ao3blr was a VERY close second, so go ahead and use that tag too, ya crazy kids.

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Imagine it's three am, you're home alone and you start referencing Shrek. All you say is "Do you know the muffin man?" Suddenly someone replies "The muffin man?". What do you do? Do you finish it or scream?

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Thanks I hate it. I shall now reblog to make more suffer.

yk when you think about it grians kinda a magical girl

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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Thinking about how much cake people don't eat

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The wordle of the day for July 2, 2025 is evil.

I'm

I'm having a fucking breakdown

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Anytime someone does this, just say "Very good little Timmie, I'm sure your parents are very proud" works to get those people away.

cheeseburger

Uh, pardon?

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the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

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it used to be 2007 you know

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Don't ask questions about me, the less you know the better...

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Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

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Not the worst thing I've read or seen...

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

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I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again