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why hasn’t gender essentialism died yet

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reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

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here’s elnina :3

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how it feels to leave the coquette community

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when you join a roleplay game and people ACTUALLY TRY TO ROLEPLAY WITH YOU 💔💔💔

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ewww youre Not a gross freak... ? thats so weeeirddd.. i dont think we can be friends sorry

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mental health ‘advocates’: never be afraid to share your true thoughts and the struggles with them, it’s ok to be honest with yourself even if your thoughts sound mean! you are valid 💕

me, a person with NPD + ASPD: cool ok (shares my true thoughts and struggles with said thoughts)

mental health ‘advocates’: ew, why are you trying so hard to be edgy, do you think it makes you look cool? you just sound like my ex boyfriend who was a narcissistic sociopath 😒 cringe weirdo

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Me when i sneakily kiss my wife.

Pixel accurate:

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lana: *sigh*

me: what's wrong my schmookie pookie? you haven't touched your martini

lana: they put an olive in it. i dont like olives you know that *looks at me angrily*

me: im sorry my little lana banana

lana: dont call me that. i want to go home

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i’m auditioning for an edgar allen poe play tomorrow and so far only three people have signed up 💔

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“i asked chatgpt—”

well i asked the kind old friar and he told me to fake my death. immediately

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imagine your f/o turning to you during a quiet moment and saying, “you saved me. i hope you know that.”

you smile back. "we saved each other, love." ♡

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Reblog if you ship The Laughing Cow x The Lactaid Cow 🧀🥛

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new challenge for selfshippers who draw:

draw your selfship like this <3