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I refuse to be a cynic, but god damn does it take a while for me to realize everything will be alright

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Wherever I go I always try to draw hearts in the sand, so that it might fossilize, so that thousands of years in the future there will be proof of my love for u

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Genuine question, but what would a NICU nurse(s) do if someone went in and swapped the babies? Would you have to dna test all of them, or is there specific regulations in place or that scenario?

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I once convinced a man that I was schizophrenic. That I thought there were bugs living in my skin, and that I was the second coming of Christ. Having to usher in the new age and bring about Armageddon via sacrifices.

He still let me hit

And that’s when I realized, men rlly will put their dick in crazy

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A lot of ppl don’t have cases on their phones, and like, I’m genuinely scared for them. Cause literally why r u raw dogging life like that. U rlly putting things in gods hands fr

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I want to put Mountain Dew into a cauldron and chug that shit like I’m drinking a witches potion

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While I was binging my coworkers came in, and I should’ve taken that as a sign, but like the fat pig I am I just kept eating. I’m so embarrassed and actually really grossed out w myself

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I seriously hate looking at myself. Idk how on earth I ended up so disgusting

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On my true cowboy grindset!!! 🤠🐮🐄

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My favorite hobby is spending hours sprawled out on the floor with a heated blanket; blasting music into my already decimated ear drums until I fall asleep.

It’s the most homie, and peaceful thing I think I’ll ever experience.

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People have such a warped view on what grooming is fr *cough cough dream allegations COUGH* 😷

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Just want y’all to know how much I rlly like cheese ☺️🧀

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I have such a weird relationship w my mental health. Like it’s gotten so bad at this point that I don’t even know where to begin to fix it. I know, that knowing and understanding that u have a problem is the first step, but I’ve known that since I was a child, and I’m extremely self aware about why I am the way that I am; making traditional therapy less effective and basically a waste of money that I can’t afford to lose.

Part of me desperately wants to get better. To fix myself, and somehow, someway be even the mildest bit ok. But a part of me just wants to get worse. It fall into and let my mental health and addictions consume me; almost as a way to prove that what happened actually affected me negatively. To show everyone what they’ve done to me, and I know that’s negative and selfish, but I can’t help it. I know I should try my best to get better, but I’m not motivated for it. I’m not motivated for anything, and I haven’t been for many, many years.

Anyways! Sorry for the rant it’s just been on my mind for a while tbh. I hope u all (that one person reading this) have a great day :)

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I hope that some day, in a thousand or so years, a historian finds my posts in the vast expanse of the internet. A universe in of itself, and thinks, “damn humans were weird asf back then”.

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Crazy how in 100, maybe even 50 years ppl will be writing papers, theses, and having social political commentary about memes like shrek. Making super deep commentary about the diction and underlying message of the onion sene.

Idk just makes me chuckle a tad