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“I don’t want to be another thing that haunts you, Al.”

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This is basically how that one scene went, right?

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dunk and rohanne being obsessed with each other

Dunk looked from one lady to another. “You are the red widow?” he heard himself blurt out. “But you’re too—”

“Young?” the girl tossed her longbow to the lanky lad he’d seen her shooting with. “I am five-and-twenty, as it happens. Or was it small you meant to say?”

“—pretty. It was pretty.”

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“Not all Dornishmen are small, m’lady.” Dunk could feel her fingers through the silk. Her hand was freckled too. I’ll bet she’s freckled all over. His mouth was oddly dry. “I spent a year in Dorne.”

“Do all the oaks grow so tall there?” she said, as her fingers traced a tree limb round his heart.

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The slap she gave him had all her strength behind it, and she was stronger than she looked. His cheek burned, and he could taste blood in his mouth from a broken lip, but she hadn’t truly hurt him. For a moment all Dunk could think of was grabbing her by that long red braid and pulling her across his lap to slap her arse, as you would a spoiled child.

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And she was there as well, the Red Widow, Rohanne of the Coldmoat. He could see her freckled face, her slender arms, her long red braid. It made him feel guilty. I should be dreaming of Tanselle. Tanselle Too-Tall, they called her, but she was not too tall for me.

Tanselle smiled at me, but we never held each other, never kissed, not even lips to cheek. Rohanne at least had touched him; he had the swollen lip to prove it.

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Drowsing at long last, Dunk dreamed. He was running through a glade in the heart of Wat's Wood, running toward Rohanne, and she was shooting arrows at him. Each shaft she loosed flew true, and pierced him through the chest, yet the pain was strangely sweet. He should have turned and fled, but he ran toward her instead, running slowly as you always did in dreams, as if the very air had turned to honey. Another arrow came, and yet another. Her quiver seemed to have no end of shafts. Her eyes were grey and green and full of mischief. Your gown brings out the color of your eyes, he meant to say to her, but she was not wearing any gown, or any clothes at all. Across her small breasts was a faint spray of freckles, and her nipples were red and hard as little berries. The arrows made him look like some great porcupine as he went stumbling to her feet, but somehow he still found the strength to grab her braid. With one hard yank he pulled her down on top of him and kissed her.

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“You wanted blood for blood.” He laid the dagger against his cheek. “They told you wrong. It wasn’t Bennis cut that digger, it was me.” He pressed the edge of the steel into his face, slashed downward. When he shook the blood off the blade some spattered on her face. More freckles, he thought. “There, the Red Widow has her due. A cheek for a cheek.”

“You are quite mad.” The smoke had filled her eyes with tears. “If you were better born, I’d marry you.”

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“Egg told you?” I owe him another clout in the ear.

“Be glad he did, or I would have sent men after you to drag you back. It was cruel of you to try to steal away without so much as a farewell.”

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“You have large feet,” she observed. “Large hands as well. I think you must be large all over. Too large for most palfreys. They’d look like ponies with you perched upon their backs. Still, a swifter mount would serve you well. A big courser, with some Dornish sand steed for endurance.” She pointed to the stall across from Thunder’s. “A horse like her.”

She was a bloody bay with a bright eye and a long, fiery mane.

“I cannot take her.”

“Why not?”

“She is too good a horse for me. Just look at her.”

A flush crept up Rohanne’s face. She clutched her braid, twisting it between her fingers.

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“She wanted to give you a new horse, ser.”

“Even highborn ladies don’t get all they want,” Dunk said, as they rode out across the drawbridge. “It wasn’t a horse I wanted.” The moat was so high it was threatening to overflow its banks. “I took something else to remember her by instead. A lock of that red hair.” He reached under his cloak, brought out the braid, and smiled.

size kink, acts of violence as a metaphor for sex, and gods know how much symbolism. brienne and jaime would be proud.

well, jaime would be proud, and brienne would blush so hard that she passed out from all the blood rushing to her head.

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Special commission as a gift for @marshymallows28 and her fanfiction Kismet!

Assassin Hendry!

Art by Lesyablackbird on Instagram, who I love so much that I have art prints on my walls (also the second time I’ve commissioned her)

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Part 9

Of my aouv commissions!

This is Brinley dressed as Lara Croft and Indiana Jones from this random Tomb Raider AU me and @marshymallows28 have been tossing around.

Basically Tower Power going around raiding tombs as a job while Cottage Trio follow them like Team Rocket

So INSANELY happy with how it turned out. The art is by @cj-k who did AMAZING as always

Also if you zoom in on Briony her entire body is freckled and I can’t take it GAHHHH

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Isobel taking up smoking later in life because of how much pressure and attention she’s had on her since she was sixteen, but she can’t fucking stand it because the cigarettes remind her of Cormac. She just has such easy access to them with Reid having a pack every now and then, and the more she comes to rely on them, the more ashamed she feels about it, especially because she promised herself she’d never start.

It doesn’t help that her and Briony were the types to make fun of smoking as kids, so now sometimes when she’s in the spell shop ally late at night with a cigarette in her hand, she remembers that and her heart clenches.

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the “when hes copying your snaps so you pull this move” but castlelair edition

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the “when hes copying your snaps so you pull this move” but castlelair edition

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reddit user whos been waiting 12 years for winds of winter voice: arya is the valonquar and she will warg into ser pounce and kill tommen and cersei in the red keep, thereby fulfilling maggy's prophecy. it is known

tumblr user whos been waiting 12 years for winds of winds voice: god i want to fuck osmund kettleblack so bad it makes me look silly. anyway heres an entire thematic breakdown of the concept of honor and the inherent eroticism of gendered violence in the kingsguard

instagram user: Did you know that some people some people think that young griff might actually be a blackfyre? follow for more insights!

quora user: Who Would Win in a Fight, Robert Baratheon or Jaime Lannister?

twitter user: if Anyone says that p*tyr bael*sh is their favorite character you can go ahead and block me already. oh and while your at it go jump into a tar pit. full of spikes. and molten lava!!!

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New Fic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65079409/chapters/167355940

Multi-Pov take on what if the tournament didn't happen but High Magick was still controlled? It's basically a dystopian fantasy version of AOUV.

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SNOW’S BEAUTIES

Heeeey! So how have you been doing lately, guys? 💜

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It comes in the form of a brilliant blue butterfly. <…> It navigates the willow tree branches and lights on a nearby bough. I can't seem to tear my eyes from the pattern of tiny golden lightning bolts decorating its wings. Then another lands over my head. <…> As if in slow motion, a stinger descends, a tiny spark jumps off my flesh as it makes contact, and a jolt of pain blinds me. <…> One of Snow's beauties. // Sunrise on the Reaping, ch. 17

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And I'm Outta Time (the dude ranch fic)

I FINALLY FINISHED A CHAPTER OF SOMETHING

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64181896

This is actually an idea that I've had tumbling about in the deep recesses of my brain for years at this point, but the AoUV discord was really a big fan of this idea, so it happened. Variable chapter lengths, no set posting schedule, and there's three other fics wandering around in my google docs for me to continue, so hopefully more content coming soon lol

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Meme dump :)

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We bear witness to God that the situation is so tragic that it cannot be written or described.

When the rain falls, the tent becomes a floating home on a sea of suffering.

Cold, dampnes 💔💔

My family suffers a lot in winter

My family need your support. Donate now to provide blankets and warm clothes 💔💔

Together we can make a difference 🙏🏻🙏🏻

https://gofund.me/73ed107b

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A Future Beyond War Starts With You 💙

My name is Naser, and war has taken everything from me—my mother, my sister, my home, and the life I once knew. In an instant, my world was shattered, leaving behind nothing but memories and the weight of loss.

But even in the darkest moments, I refuse to give up. Because amidst the pain, I still have something worth fighting for—my three younger brothers.

🔹 One dreams of becoming a doctor, to heal others so they don’t have to endure the pain we’ve faced. 🔹 Another aspires to be an engineer, hoping to one day rebuild what war has destroyed. 🔹 And the youngest? He doesn’t have big dreams yet—he just wants to be a kid again, to wake up in a home that feels safe, to play without fear.

But how do you rebuild a life when there’s nothing left to start with?

🏡 We Need a Home. We Need Education. We Need Hope. Right now, we are not just fighting for survival—we are fighting for the chance to live, to grow, to dream again. We are fighting for a future where my brothers can become the doctor, the engineer, the child who gets to have a childhood.

💙 This is where you come in. I’m not asking for much—just a chance. A chance to rebuild, to give my brothers a future beyond war.

Your support, whether through a donation or simply sharing our story, can make all the difference. Even the smallest act of kindness can create ripples of change.

🙏 Will you help us rebuild? Together, we can prove that war doesn’t get the final word—hope does. Thank you for standing with us. 💙✨

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Alright, huge commission I made for a fanfiction I’ve been working on for a while now

This amazing and detailed piece is by Cj_KhalifP on Twitter.

I still can’t believe how detailed and thoughtful it is (although tumblr does lower the quality slightly)

I don’t know when my fanfic will be ready for posting, but this is a scene from it!!!

What I can tell you, is that it’s a crossover. The characters of All of us Villains placed into the world of book series A Song of Ice and Fire, by George RR Martin, aka, the books that inspired Game of Thrones.

It will have romance, drama, dragons, magic and politics. Aouv and Asoiaf are both passions of mine, so I’m glad to share this with you :)

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I’ve been begging him to post this for months. MA DOES GREAT ART YOU GUYS!!!! Beg, and he might post more

the “when hes copying your snaps so you pull this move” but castlelair edition

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Trying to help family trapped in Gaza for 11 months

Hello everyone, and hope you read my story.

I am Mohammad Meqdad, I am 22 years old

I try hard and struggle to get my family of 7 people out of Gaza to safety

Since the beginning of the war💔, my family and I have been suffering greatly from life. There is no clean water or healthy food. We try with all our energy to endure this life, but there is no life here.

Unfortunately, we were not able to leave here because the crossing was closed, but we are trying to collect money to buy supplies, and when the crossing opens, we will leave here to safety.

This is the place where my family and I live, and I cannot explain to you the extent of the insects that appear to us in the summer, the heat of the sun, or the cold of the winter😔💔🇵🇸

This is what my sisters and mother suffer in this world in the face of war, displacement from one place to another, the intense heat of the fires, and the lack of hygiene. We try with difficulty to provide what we can.❗❗❗

We urgently appeal to your moral and financial assistance to help me reach the goal in order to secure the life of my family,and the beginning of a new life. Every help or donation through you makes a big difference. Do not underestimate how the difference is for someone who needs your support

• Thank you for complete reading

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