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happy pride month :D 🩷💜💙

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happy birthday to my blog, super fire

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oh my god YESSSS my mom would always have la lechera on deck when i was like 6. would chug that shit

just ate an entire container of icing my life is fufilled

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just ate an entire container of icing my life is fufilled

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i cant take it anymore. i’m tired. ive been fighting my depression for 7 years, but i think its time to rest. goodbye.

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what mlp infection stage is this

3 A.M spooky rocket raccoon **NOT CLICKBAIT!**

⚠️BEWARE OF NIGHTMARES!⚠️

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IM SO HYPED 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💥💥💥‼️‼️

♡ kiss kiss ♡ BANG BANG masterlist

my six contributions to the kiss kiss BANG BANG challenge i'm doing with @hibatasblog ~ i hope enjoy the stories (and/or write your own!)

spice level varies | gn reader x rocket | no use of y/n | wordcount varies. fluff ✮ | spice ✩ | some smut ❤︎‬ | much smut ❤︎‬❤︎‬

flight lessons ✩ thursday, february 6

a terran's guide to holodating ✩ friday, february 14

negotiations ✩ wednesday, february 19

in the dark ✩❤︎ tuesday, february 25th

one to keep ✩ monday, march 3

close call ✩ tuesday, march 11

please see individual posts for more details/warnings/context. all prompts are from @kashimalin-fanfiction’s fifty types of kisses ~ writing prompts

flight lessons.

low-grade spice | gn reader | no use of y/n | oneshot | ~2800ish words. you learn how to fly rocket's ship. rocket learns how to be a better teacher. mcu-inspired, pure silly sugary make-out fluff.

Primary Prompt: Kisses exchanged while one person sits on the other’s lap. (#27) 

a terran's guide to holodating.

low-grade spice | gn reader | no use of y/n | oneshot | ~4000ish words. online dating sucks pretty much throughout the universe. mcu-inspired, kinda angsty but it all works out ♡ happy valentine's day, my loves!

Primary Prompt: Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference. (#20) 

negotiations.

mid-grade spice | gn reader | no use of y/n | oneshot | ~1800ish words. you and rocket make a deal (not for the first time). eidos-inspired, a little more suggestive.

Primary Prompt: Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead. (#42) Supplemental Prompt: A kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party. (#22)

in the dark.

18+ only MDNI | f!reader | no use of y/n | oneshot | ### words. you've been trying to catch rocket's attention for ages. he needs a little convincing.

Primary Prompt: One person has to bend down in order to kiss their partner, who is standing on their tip-toes to reach their partner’s. (#48) Supplemental Prompt: Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss. (#12) Supplemental Prompt: Tentative kisses given in the dark. (#44)

one to keep.

fluff, really | gn reader | no use of y/n | drabble| ~950ish words. you always give rocket two presents. mcu-based fluff.

Supplemental Prompt: Laying a gentle kiss to the back of the other’s hand. (#8)

close call.

low-grade spice | gn reader | no use of y/n | oneshot | ~2000ish words. you and rocket are on a mission. a distraction is required. mcu with a splash of comics-rocket vibes. pure silly sugary make-out fluff.

Supplemental Prompt: A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond. (#3)

kiss divider & support banner by @/saradika-graphics | glitterfall divider by @/bernardsbendystraws | star fairylights by @/thecutestgrotto | banner by me!

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Saw this on Twitter

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WHAT

FORGOT TO SHOW YALL THE PRESENT MY DAD GOT ME!!!! LITERALLY INSANE

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before anyone asks, yes, that is my man

My fav pics of baby gurl. Such an icon!

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give my baby his finger back

it’s so interesting to me when major comic artists choose to illustrate rocket with only four fingers per hand (aka three fingers and an opposable thumb). raccoons have five fingers??? surgical means could turn one into an opposable thumb but where did the other finger go and wh-why??? why did the robot-scientists remove it??? i am not trying to tell you how to do your job but i am distressed???? it just seems extra-mean for no practical reason??????

lol let me edit to clarify that i’m joking. i’m aware there’s no real lore-elements to this. some artists are just better than me at figuring out how to make three fingers look anatomically correct (usually) and find it more convenient to do so

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me

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YOU GOT THIS 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅

thinking about writing a fic where you (try to) teach rocket how to do tim tam slams

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me when i hallucinate

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oh my god???

ripping apart and putting together different incarnations of Rocket to genetically engineer my own perfect version of him

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do it

thinking about writing a fic where you (try to) teach rocket how to do tim tam slams