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Finally done the puzzle I’ve been working on on and off for months, and now it’s time to start the Hawkins one I bought a couple years ago. Let’s see how long this one takes!

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The road is littered with abandoned Word docs, but I think I’ve finally found a Floydsin fic idea I’m happy with! Years of poor timing and roadblocks with a happy ending, my beloved. The mutual pining will be strong with this one.

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Looks like neither John nor Bob is in possession of their shared brain cell today…

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It’s midnight and I’m listening to a grainy cassette of Jagged Little Pill on wired headphones while I eat Cheetos, cut the sleeves off all my old t-shirts and read Hangman x Bob fic. I’m really living tonight.

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No thoughts, just Steve titty fucking Billy.

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Thanks for the tag @sarahcakes613! I will also do anything to avoid work, so here we go!

Last song: Crab Park - Atta Boy

Last movie: Thunderbolts*

Last book: A Very Punchable Face by Colin Jost

Last TV show: Peaky Blinders

Sweet/ Spicy/ Savory: Sweet and spicy combo is king

Relationship status: Married

Last Google search: Glen Powell height in feet 😂😂 I like a tall man so I always want to know a guys height. For anyone curious, he’s 6’!

Looking forward to: Eating the peanut butter cup my husband just placed on my desk, and going clothes shopping this weekend! I’ve lost 50 pounds over the last year and I’m finally at the point where I can’t just keep wearing the same stuff I have been. Fingers crossed the mall gods provide me with some cute, not too expensive options!

Current obsession: Tom Hardy and Lewis Pullman and basically anything starring/featuring either of them

Tagging anyone who wants to do this!

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All within the span of a week, I got Thunderbolts*, new Tom Hardy and Lewis Pullman magazine interviews and photoshoots, and a Peacemaker season 2 teaser trailer. I don’t remember the last time I had this much to geek out about at once, and damn it feels good.

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study arts from thunderbolts*

I love Bob.

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The worst part of working until 8pm every day has to be that I can’t take advantage of cheap night at the movies most of the time. Like what do you mean that the latest showing of Thunderbolts* on Tuesday is at 6:40pm???

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Billy: You're a little freak, huh?

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He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit!

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salmon and gar funkel is what the guys who did bridge over troubled water would be called in the world where everyone has fish names

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I swear that someday I’ll actually finish the Dreamhusbands fic I’m working on instead of just throwing random snippets of dialogue and plot points into the notes app on my phone, hoping they’ll amount to something. Today will not be that day, as I got way too into playing FreeCell and only managed to add about 400 words to my doc, but here’s me promising myself that sooner rather than later, the story will see the light of day. If you also enjoy friends to lovers, feelings realization and reluctant bed sharing, and can be incredibly patient, I have a treat for you in the future!

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genius genius Arthur my darling

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Okay, but I only noticed the other day how Arthur’s eyes are FIXED on Eames’ forge the entire time he’s playing the blonde woman. The entire time. Arthur’s just paralysed by it. He can’t take his eyes off Eames, no matter what form he’s in.

Insane.

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i don’t remember seeing an arthureames version so…here it is. this meme is TOO a/e coded!!!!!

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Some of the carrots may be a bit wonky, but real life carrots aren’t perfect either, so overall, I’m incredibly proud of my first attempt at decorating a carrot cake!