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don't fuck with daddy priceeeeee i'm ashamed to say seeing him angry may or may not have made me h0rny

grievances.

early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost

a refresher on the situation:

Alejandro and Rudy were aware that Graves was juicing himself somehow, because his abilities were growing stronger over time. It wasn't from gorging, since he's immune to those effects as a vampire so they knew it was probably an unknown drug. Ghost and Price had suspicions over what it could be, judging from their past with Roba, but they intentionally didn't share this information with the Vaqueros as they wanted to personally confirm (and Ghost+Price didn't reaaaaally wanna explain how they knew about it). AleRudy as a pair are pissed they withheld this information from them, as it could've given them a better idea of what they were getting into.

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He can’t talk right now, he’s doing hot girl shit

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I'M CRYINGGGGGG STOP

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*usher voice* oh myyyyyyyy god

John Price

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I love queer movies where the protagonist realizes that his ex-girlfriend is better off with someone else, and that he actually finds his soulmate in his mutant best friend (+their love language is killing each other)

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fuck ass haircut genuinely made me cackle like a werewolf, my type of roast. top tier, i love it 🤌🏽

I have this silly thought bouncing around my brain about a one night stand with one of the 141 (soap is the current hyperfixation). You're gone before he wakes up, but you leave him a note with a review of his dick game as a joke. Just a lil "4/5 stars. nice hands and ate pussy like a god. talked too much and fuckass haircut though"

I think he'd get a kick out of it, probably keep it in his wallet. Track you down and be sure to get a 5 star rating next time.

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Retired! Simon at home cuddled up on the couch with the dog he didn't want at first yet now they're inseparable. yes, of course it's a golden retriever who you two named Riley... yes the dog's name is Riley Riley lmaooo

Retired! Simon who's starting to gain some healthy weight, his once rock solid stomach growing the softest pudge you've ever laid your head on. That cute blonde happy trail tickling your face every time you rest against him. i'm a sucker for rubbin' my man's tummy, i can't lie

Retired! Simon who grows out his facial hair, no longer feeling the urge to keep it tidy or trimed now that he's home more often. Soft blonde hair growing in and tickling your skin every time he leans in for a kiss, him wearing his mask becoming less and less frequent :')

Retired! Simon who finds out he needs reading glasses. His lips pursing in the cutest way whenever you chide him for not wearing them cause he looks too hot with them on not to "it'll make your vision worse"

Retired! Simon who has taken up reading alongside you every evening. Raising a suspicious eyebrow at you when he asks what you're reading as he notices the slight blush on your face and the way you bite your bottom lip. Trust and believe he looked up the plot the second you stumbled over your words and is taking notes for the next time you two are intimate

Retired! Simon who has also started grilling in his free time, trying to make up for all of the nights you cooked him dinner while he was on leave. Now the roles are reversed as he feeds you some of the juiciest and most tender meat you've ever had the pleasure of tasting. Bro is definitely wearing one of those stupid dad aprons that says something wildly inappropriate like 'i rub my meat before i stick it in' or 'hot stuff coming through (and i don't mean the meat)' and yes... you bought it for him

Retired! Simon who now treasures every single late morning he has waking up next to you. Long days still evident in his habits as he wakes up at the asscrack of dawn, tucking a stray hair behind your ear as you sleep peacefully next to him. The soft smile on your lips nearly turning him to putty right then and there he has half the mind to wake you up with morning head, nothing better than starting his morning right. with a taste of you~

Retired! Simon who thinks that maybe, just maybe, having a kid wouldn't be so bad. There's a lingering fear within him that somehow he'll end up like his dad but the second he thinks about you with a swollen belly carrying his child his fears no longer seem so bad.

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his little nose crinkle 😭😭😭😭 oh i need him BADDDDD

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

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IM SCREECHIN LIKE A FUCKIN BALD EAGLE RIGJT NOW!!! thank fuckin god it's finally happened

aware (part 2)

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love them from infinity to infinityyyyyy

day 5 - blush

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such a perfect crossover tbh

Tale As Old As Time

Playlist !!

songs used for inspo: Prologue (the enchantress), Main Title: Prologue, Act 1 Pas d'action rose adage

art credit goes to Marbipa

Warnings: none for now

words: 518

chapter 1>>

Prologue

Once upon a time… in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a beautiful castle...

The prince was spoiled, foolish, arrogant, and unkind. He exploited the nearby villages to fill his castle with the most beautiful things whether that would be jewelry, furniture, and women. He would have extravagant balls in his castle and even mistreated the servants who served him…

It was a cold and snowy night. It was the prince’s 20th birthday; he held a party with all the riches anyone could imagine. He danced, wined, and played around with his objects. The prince enjoyed his birthday lavishly while not caring that his servants were being almost trampled on. The party continued on for hours until there was a knock on the castle doors, he opened the door and looked down to see a poor beggar woman. “Please sir…accept this single rose in exchange for shelter from the bitter cold” she weakly said. The prince huffed and laughed in her face “As if, I don't need a rose from such an old woman from you…besides I have all the roses that I could ever have...” 

The guests in the party laughed along as well as they mocked the beggar woman. Before the prince was even able to close the door on her, she muttered something softly “do not be deceived by appearances for beauty is found within...” The prince looks at her annoyed and dismisses her again. Then all of a sudden, a bright light emanated from the old woman, her ugliness melting away, her form changing, her appearance suddenly becoming more youthful to reveal a beautiful, giant, and terrifying enchantress. The prince in shock fell on his knees and stared in awe as all of his guests screamed and ran away from the castle, away from what the enchantress might do. “NO, NO... Please… HAVE MERCY ON ME... I WAS WRONG” the prince said, as he wept and begged for forgiveness. However, it was too late…the enchantress could see that there was no love in his heart, she pointed the rose at him and as punishment she transformed him into a hideous beast. The prince cried in agony as his limbs and appearance changed, he became larger, furrier, his hands became paws, his crimson eyes became red, his cries became roars. The enchantress also placed a powerful spell on the castle and on all who lived there. 

Ashamed of his horrid appearance, the prince shunned himself inside the castle with only a magic mirror as his only way to peer into the world outside the castle. The rose that the enchantress offered, was in actuality an enchanted rose which would bloom for many years. If the prince learned how to love someone and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell from the rose, the spell would be broken. If not…he would be doomed to become a beast for all eternity. As the days turned into months and eventually years… the prince fell into a deep despair and lost all hope 

.....For whom could ever learn…to love a beast?

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i'm drooling

...oh why does Price swing his hips like that when he walks??? Does it make a noise??? What's going on there???

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i love them omfgggg

grown ups itafushi doodles

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i need more ex husband Price in my life 😩

Ex Husband!Price who still comes over and shovels your driveway every time it snows. But then you feel bad because he comes into the mud room every fifteen minutes to warm up so when he’s done you insist he stays for a hot meal.

But then he helps clean up. Does the dishes and shoos you away when you tell him he really doesn’t need to do all that.

Even worse if you have kids!! They’re thrilled that dad is around so they beg you to let him stay to watch a movie or play a few rounds of their video game. Of course you say yes. Who are you to take him away from the kids?

But then it’s late and he’s wound up carrying the kids up to their beds and tucking them in because they’d already fallen asleep on the couch. You say your goodbyes and honestly it’s a little bittersweet because it’s been such a surprisingly good evening.

But when he tries to leave the driveway’s already gotten all snowy again and you’d hate to be worrying about him driving home in these conditions so you offer him a spot on the couch swearing it’s only for tonight.

But then you get to talking about schedules and the kids sports they’re signing up to play and he winds up walking you to your room so you can just finish your thought about how the two of you should split the costs for the sports your kids are doing in the spring.

But once you’re in your bedroom you remember that you’ve been meaning to ask him about something on your computer so you leave him with your laptop while you get changed.

But then oh noooo he comes into the closet to ask you for a password and catches you pulling on the top of your pajamas. You’re mortified. He says it’s nothing he hasn’t seen before.

Somewhere in between deciding if you’ll drive to or pick up from practice on Thursdays, his hands start to wander. Resting over your sex from over a pair of flannel pajama pants. Usually, you’d tell him off. Monologue about how this isn’t how things work because it complicated things and you both need to set boundaries. But tonight you don’t.

Maybe it’s because you had two heavy-handed pours of your favorite wine with dinner. Maybe it was seeing him with your kids again. Maybe it had just been too long since you’d felt anything other than a cheap bullet vibrator.

So you let him slip his hand down your pants.

But it’s a bit jarring to feel his wedding band still on his finger.

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you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong…. i love Captain Price but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold his accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct)

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i can’t fix him. but i would like to suck his dick.