citrusbrew

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the brainrot. Save me s1 office shenanigans wow haha i can’t believe the magnus archives is a wholesome workplace comedy-horror-romance podcast with no tragedy at all.

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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Jonah Magnus' drag name would be Magnum O'Puss send tweet

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happy out of touch dannyversary to all who celebrate

bonus textless version vv

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TMA X DP

GO CHECK OUT MY THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES AND DANNY PHANTOM CROSSOVER ON AO3!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64114576/chapters/164507707

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The male counterpart to the Magical Girl is the Paranormal Boy

Your Ben 10s, your Danny Phantoms, your Randy Cunninghams, etc.

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The male counterpart to the Magical Girl is the Paranormal Boy

Your Ben 10s, your Danny Phantoms, your Randy Cunninghams, etc.

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screenshot redraw in my more cartoonish artstyle! :D

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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

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oops my finger slipped

in my heart danny phantom is a late 2010s show with a hilda-esque art style always taking place in winter or fall with controversially lgbt characters

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I think Danny should get to play dead more often. As a treat.

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I love you realism in hermitcraft fanfics. I love you seasons in the hermitcraft I love you more animals in hermitcraft I love you real food and cooking and needing to drink water to live and non-minecraft mechanics I love you still being shaken up after respawning I love you proper days and nights and hot and cold and dreams and little moments. I love hermits changing clothes and making bowls and forks and trading with villagers and singing and dancing and being real. I love worldbuilding based on hermitcraft.

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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

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“Danny? Danny,” she says, stumbling over her own feet in her haste to get to her brother.

She kneels and turns him over. Her baby is light, so light and still and cold. She cups her hand on his cheek. His eyelids don’t stir. “Danny. Danny, what did you do? Baby, what did you do?”

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ok i lied i wasn’t done with danny phantom. what if you uh. read this fic

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some kid!Jon doodles from one of my time travel au’s bc I was bored

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Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.

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I’m biting at the walls going feral about this au instead of actually writing it