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The uhm the uh the Aagh the Eugh...

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

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It's okay to punch n@zis!

and no, medic wouldn't be on his side.

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JONKLER!!!

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Hiya! Are you looking to support a up and concept artist and their education, may I present! My commision service

If you need examples of my renders, sketches and line art, or are interested in a commision

Contact me on Discord: collincollide

(Listed prices may differ depending on currency rates, I'll let you know)

Pay pal only!!!!!!

I also offer black and white colouring and renders discounted!

(Recent Peices of different standards)

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I got a bluesky guys go follow it for more cool more new content since I keep forgetting my tumblr https://bsky.app/profile/clarkcollide.bsky.social

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Id like to say I love this bc me and my good friend have had this HC for a year now

Despite the fact that you listen to all music, is there an artist (or some) that you don't like ?

Listening to everything doesn't mean I listen to everyone. So yes, there is a few artists I don't like. But my nemesis has to be Lin-Manuel Miranda.

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SELINAA KYLE

Chilling edition 🤍

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HEATWIRE!! :333

It's a redraw of that one lois and clark thing but it's these two :)))

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Amazing as always!!

You just know Clark introduced Kara to his favorite donut shop. The question is if the two of them marathoned through their inventory. :P Anyway, another MAWS / My Adventures with Superman fanart! I wanted to practice drawing Kara and also wanted to put her in a cute summer outfit.

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Lois in this dress 🤭💞💞

(Sorry if this is so sloppy, I kinda rushed on it bc I'm tired 😭😭)

Dweheheheheehehhehe

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Smug family!

I did this bc goofy? (I'm just putting this up so a moot can use it lol)

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the suit isn't complete until martha kent says so 🗣🗣🗣

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Silly goober jor el

HERES JOR-EL!