clarkestetler

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omg thank you!! I love seeing our fics in the wild this is so kind!

this is a really specific ask but does anybody have any stucky fics where one of them was in a shitty past relationship before meeting the other and there's just a bunch of hurt/comfort nonsense? please I'm desperate

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

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why's bruce always like "you can do this, kal" "this isn't you, clark" every fucking time clark's under some kind of mind control and how does it always work? "they're best friends" sir his WIFE cannot get through to him that easy. there is nothing platonic about that. they're fucking.

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why's bruce always like "you can do this, kal" "this isn't you, clark" every fucking time clark's under some kind of mind control and how does it always work? "they're best friends" sir his WIFE cannot get through to him that easy. there is nothing platonic about that. they're fucking.

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Fellas, is it gay to memorize your best friend's heartbeat and listen for it, even 100s of miles away, to calm down bc you know he's safe?

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I feel extremely normal about this yessir

Jason dooodle :0

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Jonathan Kent/Damian Wayne Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Jonathan Kent, Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Lois Lane, Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: Clark Kent is Kon-El | Conner Kent's Parent, Protective Clark Kent, POV Clark Kent, Past Clark Kent/Lois Lane, Bisexual Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Getting Together, Hurt/Comfort, Idiots in Love, I'm Bad At Titles, Alfred Pennyworth is the Best Summary:

When Superman and Batman end up being buried under rubble together during a routine mission, it’s up to Clark to find the control to stop Bruce’s bleeding, but he’s more used to blasting through steel than closing up human skin.

TLDR: Lots of hurt/comfort, a getting-together fic.

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I am not responsible for what this fanart did to me. Full credit to the author who I CANNOT FIND NOWWWWWW

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literally who WOULDN’T want Steven, he gets excited about ancient Egypt, reminds tourists to tip street performers, and has Oscar Isaac’s face. ideal man.

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Author Credit to @goosenik and @clarkestetler

Artist Credit to @catboibucky

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Honestly I’m going to riot if they don’t bring his actor back

foggy nelson is the real hero of the daredevil series and i'm not even kidding

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Legit like frfr the most in character thing you could have done.

I do wanna say that Matt Murdock’s excuse for a blind man catching a brick that was chucked through a window at his client is that he is a “really good lawyer” has got to be the most in-character thing the MCU has ever done for him.

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I'm a simple person. Do you know what I need for Venom 3?

I need movie!Eddie to call Venom "Vee"

Like, that's just the bare minimum stuff I need. Cmon I know Eddie's too lazy to say "Venom" all the time pls Tom Hardy pls hear my prayer I believe in you pls-

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MATT MURDOCK + text posts

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hawkeye being on disney+ means there’s no concrete reason for a strict run time, meaning I’ll never understand how you could delete FIVE MINUTES worth of the title character’s backstory when we’ve never seen any of it before, or even told it.

“the hawkeye series will dive into clint’s past.” you mean ‘past’ being something that happened less than five years ago for the character? not any other pivotal moment in his life for example THIS??

they really go so hard on this family that he has, who does nothing for his story, without ever diving into where he actually came from, or what he came from. which was almost nothing - and that is so important and completely parallels kate’s story! hello!!!!!

it doesn’t help that one of the directors flat out said that they weren’t touching on SHIELD because they, for whatever reason, thought it wasn’t ‘relevant’ but how can anything be irrelevant for a character when you know nothing about them yet? absolutely everything is relevant at this point.

clint barton was born to a young mother, who likely fled with him from harold who was an abusive father, and explains why barney hasn’t been brought up in the mcu while ALSO giving more reason to why clint is more of a quiet loner type in the mcu. he’s been on his own for a long while but still kept his heart.

he was forced to grow up and be tough, he’s been making different calls since the beginning. took his own mother’s words and used them even if it meant giving her up, because he listens to his heart and he knows what’s right deep down. this is all so important and I love clint more just with these five minutes.

YOU NEVER MISS!!!!! MY GOD EDITH!!!!!

I would so much rather see more of this part of clint’s life and how he came to be in SHIELD, than continue on with a farm and 4 people that are obviously tied to him so you don’t need screen time to show it, there have always been and will always be more important things in clint’s life to show on screen than them.

I’m so sorry that your backstory was given up for bad child acting and some dialogue about a watch, clint. hope everyone still enjoys it here until it officially comes out.

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@goosenik omggg

Science Bros throughout the years.