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Clash of the Wizards 2024!!!
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A showdown of your favorite witches, wizards, and general magic users // merasmus' #1 fan // MODS: Hermann (they/them)
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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THANK YOU KING (gender neutral) I HAVE A PERFORMANCE THAT'S MY FINAL FOR JAZZ BAND TONIGHT AND THEN HOPEFULLY ROUND 2 WILL BE UP!!!
Hey schmookie poos, everything is being pushed back a day because I was having a Babylon 5 marathon with my favorite person in the world (my dad) today so I don't have a fucking break down over my AP Stats exam
Round 2-A will be up TOMORROW, TUESDAY, MAY 7 at 6PM EST
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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Hey schmookie poos, everything is being pushed back a day because I was having a Babylon 5 marathon with my favorite person in the world (my dad) today so I don't have a fucking break down over my AP Stats exam
Round 2-A will be up TOMORROW, TUESDAY, MAY 7 at 6PM EST
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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ROUND 2 STARTS TOMORROW
Wew! That first round was tiring, and boy did we get some close calls (and some mildly exhausting results). We lost 32 competitors in 2 days, so lets see who's still left!
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ROUND 2 COMPETITORS ARE:
SIDE A
M Radmodius/The Wizard (Stardew Valley) VS Jadis/The White Witch (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Robin (Fire Emblem) VS Rincewind (Discworld)
Dr Facilier (The Princess and the Frog) VS John Constantine (DC)
Simon Snow (Carry On) VS Cookie Jarvis (Cookie Crisp cereal)
The Ice King (Adventure Time) VS Schmendrick (The Last Unicorn)
Wizardmon (Digimon) VS Raelle Collar (Motherland: Fort Salem)
Gale of Waterdeep (Baldur's Gate 3) VS Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb)
Marcia Overstrand (Septimus Heap) VS Gandalf (The Lord of the Rings)
SIDE B
Corpse God (Dead Mount Death Play) VS Howl Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle)
Vaarsuvius (Order of the Stick) VS Asra Alnazar (The Arcana)
Rasputin (Anastasia) VS Hamid Saleh Haroun al Tahen (Rusty Quill Gaming)
Adaine Abernant (Dimension 20: Fantasy High) VS Mah Yun/The Stygian Medusa (Sword Interval)
Donald Duck (Kingdom Hearts) VS Moiraine Damodred (The Wheel of Time)
Kamek (Super Mario) VS Leif (Bug Fables)
Himiko Yumeno (Danganronpa V3) VS Merlin (Merlin BBC)
Player Character/Knower To Be (Noita) VS Wei Wuxian (The Untamed)
Best of luck to our next round of competitors and may the best caster win!
Polls go up MONDAY, MAY 6 at 6 PM EST
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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Yk, as poll runner I'm supposed to stay unbias, but my propaganda for Rasputin going into round 2 is the fact that the real dude's dick is on display in a museum somewhere and apparently is was 13 inches
Use this knowledge responsibly
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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CLASH OF THE WIZARDS ROUND 1-B BOUT 16
WEI WUXIAN (The Untamed) VS QIFREY (Witch Hat Atelier)
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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CLASH OF THE WIZARDS ROUND 1-B BOUT 15
ARCHMAGE OF MAMPANG (Sorcery!) VS PLAYER CHARACTER/KNOWER TO BE (Noita)
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PROPAGANDA
ARCHMAGE OF MAMPANG "The Archmage used fucked up demon magic to extend his life for over a thousand years just to steal a mind controlling crown that he literally only owns for a month before the main character comes to kill him, not before crying and begging him not to kill him. Tries to pull some undertale type shit on you like ‘nooo I’m not the bad guy YOU were the bad guy all along!’ also keeps 7 giant winged serpents as pets, cool man. Evil old pathetic wizard swag?"
PLAYER CHARACTER/KNOWER TO BE "THEY HAVE THE POWER TO CAST "FUCK EVERYTHING IN THAT DIRECTION" ALSO THEY HAVE SUFFERED TOO MUCH AT THE HANDS OF THE GAME PLEAESE LET THEM WIN"
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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Donald Duck propaganda: he atomized Terranort right down to his soul (a very hard thing to destroy in Kingdom Hearts) by casting Zettaflare--a spell which has roughly the same power as ONE SEXTILLION NUCLEAR BOMBS, is supposed to be an AOE, and has only ever been cast otherwise by gods with outside assistance--as a tightly concentrated beam of FUCK YOU with nothing but the power of sheer unadulterated rage, presumably stored up from every time a player complained about him not healing him when the developers saddled him with piss-poor defense. Donald Duck is perhaps the most powerful user of Black Magic in the Square Enix library of RPGs.
Spittin fax
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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Is this tournament "who would win in a fight" or "who do you like more" because it influences my voting a lot and i've gotten confused in the past
Honestly, mate? It's whatever you want to.base it on. Who would win in a fight, who's sexier, whose design is cooler, whose propaganda is better... Go with your gut, man!
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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CLASH OF THE WIZARDS ROUND 1-B BOUT 14
GALINDA UPLAND (Wicked) VS MERLIN (BBC Merlin)
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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CLASH OF THE WIZARDS ROUND 1-B BOUT 13
ERIDAN AMPORA (Homestuck) VS HIMIKO YUMENO (Danganronpa V3)
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ERIDAN AMPORA "he's so cringefail I love her. is a wizard and uses magic despite thinking magic is fake as shit. i would like to study his brain"
HIMIKO YUMENO "Himiko is the Ultimate Mage at The Ultimate Academy for Gifted Juveniles. I mean, technically, her talent is officially Ultimate Magician, but she insists she’s a real mage with real magic. She just never uses it because her MP is really low. Don’t think to hard about what’s constantly draining her MP if she never casts any spells. And she did do that one spell that one time. I mean, everything used in the spell clearly had the mechanics for an ordinary magician to be able to use it simple misdirection. But she totally didn’t use it. She definitely used real magic. Yup. She can hold her own against all these actual magic user. Uh, not that she’s not an actual magic user cause she totally is! She’s definitely not shaking and crying at the thought of fighting real wizards and mages. Because she’s also a real mage. The Ultimate Mage. There’s nothing to worry about."
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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CLASH OF THE WIZARDS ROUND 1-B ROUND 12
THE GREEN MAGE (Everhood) VS LEIF (Bug Fables)
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GREEN MAGE "THEY'RE SO SILLY! Green Mage *literally* has the word Mage in their name! They're just a silly lil guy(gender neutral) that just wants to have fun! They're also literal millions of years old. ALSO THEY PLAY DND! They're a DM for their own campaigns!!! They have BANGER fight music ( https://youtu.be/9nH8UZEHvXc?si=ntmGNQcgcTbFc2N_ in case you're interested) and, to loop back to my first point... THEY'RE SILLY!"
LEIF "they're bug. they're mushroom. they're ice magic and make puns about it. they're grandpa. they're play card games. they're amnesia and time shenanigans. they're family issues related to time shenanigans. they're found family member. they're trying to adopt every small animal in sight. they're eating poison just because they can. and even, they're autism"
"TOP TEN FUNGI TO CAST ICE MAGIC WITH. #6 will surprise you! He's a silly little moth guy with eight trillion counts of Identity Fuckery and he casts ICE WIZARD BLAST at like half the creatures in this game."
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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CLASH OF THE WIZARDS ROUND 1-B BOUT 11
CEDRIC (Sofia the First) VS KAMEK (Super Mario)
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CEDRIC "I watched a whole video essay on this man. The poor guy was publicly shamed since he was a kid for messing up a spell (it wasn't even his fault). He's great at magic! But only when there's no one else around. Because he's anxious about others' expectations of him."
KAMEK "Funny little evil wizard turtle man. He may be a lil basic but I'm pretty sure her qualifies as a wizard. Not to mention shapes for magical effects. :3"
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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CLASH OF THE WIZARDS ROUND 1-B BOUT 10
MOIRAINE DAMODRED (Wheel of Time) VS RAISTLIN MAJERE (Dragonlance)
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MOIRAINE DAMODRED "What if Gandalf was a middle aged milf trying to drag the Chosen One to his destiny kicking and screaming? Stop Rejecting the Call, already, we have an apocalypse to win! In the tv show adaption, she’s played by Rosamund Pike & dating the wizard pope."
"Moiraine trained to become an Aes Sedai (an order of female mages) in the White Tower from a young age. She witnessed a prophecy about the Dragon Reborn being reincarnated to save or destroy the world, and dedicated the next 20 years of her life to finding the Dragon and protecting him from forces of evil that would try to use him to end the world. Moiraine is driven and ruthless in the service of her cause. She has sacrificed her personal desires and ambitions to live a life of constant danger and terrible secrets, in the hope of preventing the world from falling into Shadow. When the stakes are the continued existence of everything and everyone, how could she give less than everything she has?"
RAISTLIN MAJERE "Sadly created several decades too early to be a true tumblr sexy man, the magically powerful, emotionally tormented, sickly, evil for power he tries to use for good (sort of), Raistlin Majere is a classic poor little meow meow. Originating as the twin of Caramon Majere, in Wiess & Hickman’s ADD campaign, Raistlin is a hero* of the War of the Lance. He’s been featured in an impressive number of Dragonlance books (and the ‘08 animated movie), while alive, dead, returned, and undead. Check out his Wikipedia page! *hero/antihero/antagonist. It’s complicated when you’re in a ton of pulp action novels"
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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CLASH OF THE WIZARDS ROUND 1-B BOUT 9
DONALD DUCK (Kingdom Hearts) VS VIVI ORNITIER (Final Fantasy IX)
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DONALD DUCK "Casted a stronger spell than an actual god, prefers to blow up everything that looks at him funny rather than heal his teammates"
"I need everyone to know that I say this with absolute seriousness; Donald Duck is canonically one of the strongest mortal magic users in the expanded Final Fantasy universe, since he can cast Zettaflare, a spell previously only ever used by Gods (it did kill him though)."
VIVI ORNITIER "He is the skrunkliest 6 year old boy I've ever seen in my life. I want to put him in my shirt pocket. I want to swing him around by the hat. I want to play fetch with him. I want to bake him cookies. Also he's tied for most powerful member of my party with a mousegirl."
"His look is based on the iconic black mage! He’s a whole existential crisis packaged into a little fella."
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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CLASH OF THE WIZARDS ROUND 1-B BOUT 8
BENJAMIN THACKEREY (Widdershins) VS MAH YUN (Sword Interval)
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BENJAMIN THACKEREY "He graduated with a 3rd class degree from a shitty wizard university and his insecurity is so strong he was once able to use it to defeat a demon. I just think it would be nice for him to get a win for once :)"
MAH YUN "She has snake theme and hair magic. She's also goth goals"
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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CLASH OF THE WIZARDS ROUND 1-B BOUT 7
TAAKO TAACO (The Adventure Zone) VS ADAINE ABERNANT (Dimension 20: Fantasy High)
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TAAKO TAACO "his boyfriend is death and they have cats together"
"The multiverse's greatest transmutation wizard, he saved all of reality by making a baller taco and also he's dating the grim reaper."
"he's a little shit he's loyal to his friends he would doom the world for his sister he's dating an agent of Death he had a cooking show"
ADAINE ABERNANT "She’s the best divination wizard in the world by her freshman year of high school! She has anxiety! She killed the lunch lady on her first day in public school, and feels really bad about this! She punched her abusive father with magic fists so hard that he died! She has an extremely spherical magical frog! Sometimes that frog is an owl, who is also extremely spherical! She has a magical jacket which has an entire society living in the pockets, and this is never explored further!"
"Magic is real and so is her frog."
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clash-of-the-wizards · 1 year ago
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CLASH OF THE WIZARDS ROUND 1-B BOUT 6
HAMID SALEH HAROUN AL TAHAN (Rusty Quill Gaming) VS HISIRDOUX CASPERAN (Trollhunters: Tales of Arcadia)
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HAMID SALEH HAROUN AL TAHEN "Goofy guy, really. Lots of growth. Basically (without too many spoilers) he’s the son of banker, literally, super rich. Went to college to become a wizard, was very bad at it in a very good at it kind of way. No matter how much studying he did, it didn’t help him learn anything but when he needed them, the spells would work. Anyways, he got kicked out, was cut off by his parents, became a mercenary because he recognized a friend from university during a street fight with a bit too much death and didn’t figure out he was a sorcerer till season 3. He did learn not to be a little spoiled brat though, growth"
HISIRDOUX CASPERAN "HES SO COOL AND CHILL!!! Silly big brother wizard who slacks off and casts spells!!!"
"Before, he was clumsy and he was trying his best when like not that experienced (he was Merlin's apprentice btw) but he has grown quite a lot now he's much more serious still kept his personality which means he can be sometimes still impulsive in the face of danger he's like 919-920 (but still look 19yo bc wizard logic) and is still like very hard-working and still learns to one day be worthy to be a master wizard He protects the universe against evil monsters. He doesn't want the power to go to his head so as a csq magic is never his first resort he will try to fight without it if he can (which is kinda badass) and then use magic if he can't Some of the cool powers he has: • Sleep Inducement: put others into an instant deep sleep • Banishing: able to banish and imprison (in like limbo for example) • Infinite Hallways: can cast infinite hallway portals that can trap ppl with no way out • Memory Projection: able to use his magic on the tree name carvings of Arthur, Gwen, and Morgana to bring their childhood memories to life (idk if he can do it if he doesn't know them) • Pyrokinesis, Flight & Telekinesis •Astral Projection • some kind of time magic: he capable of creating time traps (which slow down time in a bubble around the one who tripped it) His design is very cool and like he has a staff now, it's all between like nuances of blue and like dark, even his magic is blue so like love the consistency"
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