clearlyaginger
clearlyaginger
Shitposting Since 2013
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default pfp BOT(?) KILL COUNT 3/31/24: 300 RJ. Sculptor, cosplayer. 27, scorpio bc all you crazy kids love star signs. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ carrd can be found here: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=h-vI4VraBzHa7euY
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clearlyaginger · 6 days ago
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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here
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clearlyaginger · 6 days ago
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get this woman off my webbsite nowq
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clearlyaginger · 6 days ago
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Starting a new collection of verbs, feel free to add:
To "Game Of Thrones" something is to take all previous seasons/chapters/movies of character and plot development and make a hard left turn into oncoming traffic for the pure sake of shock value & doing something the audience didn't predict.
To "Netflix" something is to take a perfectly good TV show with a perfect setup for another season (or seasonS) and just cancel the show entirely after less than 3 seasons.
To "Avatar" something (last airbender, not James Cameron) is to make a version of something that already exists in another medium, look at the source material, whip out your whole dick, and take a massive piss on it. Can also be referred to as an "Eragon," or a "Percy Jackson,"
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clearlyaginger · 9 days ago
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For the love of god stop
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clearlyaginger · 12 days ago
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So my hamster's name is Diogenes and for some reason everyone collectively refuses to call him that and instead refer to him as Donkey
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clearlyaginger · 14 days ago
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How to Disable and Remove All AI Features in Mozilla Firefox
*deep, calming breath* On the plus side, the steps at that link were very clear and easy to follow.
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clearlyaginger · 18 days ago
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Guys one more year until this elevator gets inspected
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This elevator was inspected 2 years from now
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clearlyaginger · 19 days ago
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For the love of god stop
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clearlyaginger · 20 days ago
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that's a loth cat, baybeee
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frogcat
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clearlyaginger · 26 days ago
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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clearlyaginger · 30 days ago
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They should make a beer with a fully sealed bottle called "No Cap" that you have to smash over your buddy's head and lick off his body and suck it out of his shirt and jeans crotch
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clearlyaginger · 1 month ago
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You know what? Fuck you. *patches your flat fuck friday & reinflates it*
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clearlyaginger · 1 month ago
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the inflection is exactly the same. I have been thinking about this for an hour. was this on purpose or is this just how people are naturally compelled to say these words in this order (via @biderverse on X/Twitter)
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clearlyaginger · 1 month ago
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clearlyaginger · 1 month ago
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Literal TEARS in my eyes rn
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clearlyaginger · 2 months ago
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clearlyaginger · 2 months ago
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Okay
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