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Barney became a drag queen.
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There is nothing like being a h*rny college student, who gets to f*ck fictional characters!!! 😝😳😣
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There I was walking down the hallway of my school, minding my own business, when I suddenly hear this question:
"Why is Notre Dame such a big deal?"
I was shooked. Literally shooked. I screamed inside my head at that person for a full 12 minutes, then proceeded to shout out in despair!!!!!
I mean, yeah, with the fire and what not, but the DISNEY?!?!?!?! Did you not have a childhood?!?!?!? Did you not inwardly rejoice when Frollo died in that fire???? Did yo- Okay. Okay. Calming my titties.
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Bougainvilleas...
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I used feminine wash instead of bath gel, and let me tell you... My skins is soft as fuck!!! I fell like a baby's butt every time I run my hands on myself. 😍😄😃😆
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There is something about walking in near complete darkness.
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Rivals
I thought we were in the game together, we had the same fight, the same war, the same goal.
I found you at the other side of the battlefield, weapon in hand, a look of determination on your face and the color of the enemy on your clothes.
Your eyes met mine and you gave me a smile, a promise that we can conquer all who stands in our way.
Your eyes are focused on me as if I was the real enemy, the antagonist, the witch. They contain only hatred and I see no spark of recognition in those cobalt eyes.
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