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Using my time up front to post cursed shit: Why the fuck are people so into having sex in an airplane bathroom? You can barely fit 1 whole person in there, but for some reason, people think it would be hot to cram their asses into that sad excuse for a bathroom, and somehow fuck comfortably while at least one person has the entire sink shoved up their asshole.

Like, alright I get it, it's the having sex in a very public space part that people are into, I know, public sex is hot, but you can literally get the same exact thing by fucking in a train bathroom, and at least then you'd have more space! - Molly

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Just finished watching Goncharov (1973) earlier and honestly how have I never heard of this movie until now???? Like, I'm not usually one for mafia fics, but this is like, so good.

Anyways we stan Katya on this blog <3. She has got to be my favorite character, right up there with Goncharov himself - Syrup

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Being a system is fun cause we watched the newest spooky month episode and not only did We immediately introject Bob Velseb for literally no reason, but upon seeing our Roy fictive, he immediately adopted him.

and Roy wasn't even weirded out he was just like "Yeah, sure, fuck it, my dads a cannibal ig"

I swear this systems gonna be the death of me - Syrup

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you can just tell i’m an emotional trainwreck cause i just cried over the fact that I had bought a pepsi at the store and then accidentally left in the cart down at the store without even getting to drink it. what is wrong with me - Syrup

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Partytime is currently trying to manifest more Partygoer introjects and I stg if he actually fucking succeeds i’m gonna lose it - Judas

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bro I fucking looked at one fanart of Airy from hfjone and my brain immediately introjected him wtf, this is why we can’t have nice things - Syrup

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I never understood why people will go “but what if you want kids someday???” when i say I wanna get my tubes tied

yaknow as if adoption magically isn’t an option anymore at that specific moment. - syrup

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People with Narcissistic Personality Disorder deserve love and support.

Reblog if you agree.

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Me: Can we please stop introjecting characters for like, 24 hours? an hour? 5 minutes? please my head hurt and its getting crowed in here

My brain, on its 4th special interest introjecting spree: Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus you know you wnat these bitches here

Me: YES BUT NOT ALL AT ONCE,,,,,,,,

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endogenic systems /pos. reblog if you agree

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Me: Hyperfixation on the backrooms go brrrrr

Brain: *Introjects a Partygoer entity* Me: oop nevermind-

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Emmet, still new to the system: *Talking with Blam* How strange, are you a pokemon?

Blam: Yeah I’m Poke-ing your mom

Emmet: W h a t

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How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

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Update: I think I found something I personally find worse than introjecting someone elses oc

INTROJECTING A FUCKING MEME CHARACTER (Bonus Points if they are from an extremely outdated/dead meme) - Syrup

Broke: Characters you know alot about getting introjected 

Woke: Characters you see in passing and know nothing about getting introjected

Ascended: Characters that are the oc’s that belong to complete strangers that we saw in passing getting introjected

- Syrup

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intentionally👏created👏systems👏and👏alters👏need👏more👏positivity👏

y'all matter in the plural community too, and are just as real as any other system/alters! 💖💗💕

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The Body’s mother is threatening to get rid of our cats again cause I& haven’t been taking care of them and appearantly having clinical depression so severe that you can barely will yourself to wake up in the morning, let alone get out of bed or take care of yourself isn’t a good enough ‘excuse’... even though it isn’t even an excuse, and we are indeed trying our best to take care of the cats, even if it means we skip out on taking care of my&self cause we used all of our motivation and energy to take care of the only things in this household that are keeping us happy and alive. And she knows I& have clinical depression, she just refused to believe we are showing even a single life affecting symptom that comes with it

istg this bitch thinks I& am joking when we say that we’re gonna cut off contact with her after moving out. - Blurring