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169-hvac | I was really heated today after talking with a rude person—I just need to vent! I was really up in the air about how to feel but I am in no condition to confront them. Some say I have #nofilter. • • • • • #waluigi #waluigiforsmash #waluigismash #imback #waluig #nintendo #ninstagram #toylagram #toyslagram #smashmemes #waluigimemes #nintendoswitch #weirdinstagrams #instadaily #macro #nintendoatE3 #instatoys #waluigipuns #nintendoambassador #vent #hvac #summer #ssbu #supersmashbros #waluigiedit #waluigiwednesday #yoshi #ac #waluigitime (at Mario's Air Conditioning & Heating)

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168-pool | Eight ball, corner pocket! I'm taking a break to play a solid game of pool, I tried using this old, broken cue from the back but it was pointless. I doubt this guy is hustling me because he scratched his nose after using the chalk. Time to sink this next shot for the win. • • • • • #waluigi #waluigiforsmash #waluigismash #imback #waluig #nintendo #ninstagram #toylagram #toyslagram #smashmemes #waluigimemes #nintendoswitch #crumleyhall #instadaily #macro #nintendoatE3 #instatoys #waluigipuns #nintendoambassador #8ball #jokes #wordplay #smashbros #supersmashbros #waluigiedit #waluigiwednesday #pool #billiards #eightballpool #waluigitime (at Crumley Hall)

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168-thyme | My friend told me it was about #waluigi thyme to spice up my account. So here I go... "Seasons greetings everyone, curry up and follow my account before your bay leaves. Each post is heart-warming so you'll never be chili." • • • • • #waluigi #waluigiforsmash #waluigismash #imback #waluig #nintendo #ninstagram #toylagram #toyslagram #smashmemes #waluigimemes #nintendoswitch #weirdinstagrams #instadaily #macro #nintendoatE3 #instatoys #waluigipuns #nintendoambassador #spicepuns #cooking #spicerack #smashbros #supersmashbros #waluigiedit #waluigiwednesday #mustache #thyme #waluigithyme #waluigitime (at Hell's Kitchen)

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167-laundry | Long time, no see. Long time, no clean. I'll need to wash my overalls so I'm ready for my birthday next weekend. Anyone have change for a dollar? 👛 #waluigi #waluigiforsmash #waluigismash #imback #waluig #nintendo #ninstagram #toylagram #toyslagram #smashmemes #waluigimemes #nintendoswitch #weirdinstagrams #instadaily #macro #nintendoatE3 #instatoys #waluigigame #nintendoambassador #clean #overalls #flood #smashbros #supersmashbros #waluigiedit #waluigiwednesday #mustache #offwhite #tidepods #laundry (at Laundry Time)

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166-baked | I must have gotten the instructions wrong when baking... Instead of baking this sourdough at 350°F for 100 minutes, I set the oven at for 100 days. I hope the wait was worth it! Did I miss anything big? #waluigi #waluigiforsmash #waluigismash #imback #waluig #nintendo #ninstagram #toylagram #toyslagram #smashmemes #waluigimemes #nintendoswitch #weirdinstagrams #instadaily #macro #nintendoatE3 #instatoys #waluigigame #nintendoambassador #baking #sourdough #sourdoughbread #smashbros #supersmashbros #waluigiedit #waluigiwednesday #mustache #succculents #jade #cellophane (at Clark Hall)

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163-rise | Recently, I went to this fancy soufflé restaurant and was very happy with the food! They had antique furniture and a fancy Scrabble board, too. I had the winning play with my tiles! (at rise nº1)

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164-receipts | I've pulled the receipts back out and I'm looking back to the last time I ordered pizza. I don't remember if the pizza was any good, but I do know the delivery guy got a big tip for coming through! 🍕-🍍= 💜 He gave me a follow and said "Slice to meet you!" ...What a weir-dough. (at Pizza Hut - Yum! Headquarters)

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163-orange | My hands #swellforcitris once in a blue moon. I've never been diagnosed and it could be a Fanta-sea, but I'm really not peeling well! I need to snap out of it and concentrate on my homework. (at Orange)

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162-smash | A new Challenger is approaching and is ready to smash the competition. I've got my roses and tennis racquet ready to win and my time as an assist trophy is over! (at NintendoNYC)

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161-toast | I'm here to spring into action and make some dough. ...... Instructions not clear; Waluigi stuck in a toaster. (at Toast Restaurant)

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160-valentine | You're the glue that holds me together even in this chilly weather. I hope you enjoy this clever wordplay, even if it's the wrong holiday. (at Valentine's Day Flowers)

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159-fragile | Physical therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! I'm a fragile little dude so don't go around calling me Bubble Buddy or anything! (at Bubble Doctor)

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158-marketable | You really need to market yourself if you want to get a great job! Call me *limited edition* *collectible* *one of a kind* Then I'll be set for life ...sitting on a shelf for eternity?! (at NintendoNYC)

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157-helix | I'll bend over backwards for you and do anything to help you! I'll be just like a rollercoaster and my back with spiral like a double Helix. When I die, revive me like a Pokémon and I'll be right by your side. Praise. (at Fossil)

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156-holidays | Is it normal for companies to put their holiday stuff out this early in the year!? Valentine's Day just ended a few days ago!? The nerve of some places...I'd expect this from Michael's or Hobby Lobby! Uh, oh—here come the carolers! 🎄🎶🎙 (at Texas)

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155-wahllelujah | I've had a few jobs since my accident, but now I'm on the market again since the boss is cutting the audio department. While I'm still here, push the button to hear me sing hits like: Rihanna's Wah; Wahllelujah; and an A'capella rendition of Waluigi Pinball! 🔘 (at Best Buy Canada Headquarters)

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154-accident | On my way back from tennis practice, I slipped on some ice on the sidewalk and injured myself. I called for help and the chiropractor said he could schedule me in to "see me next fall!" The nerve of some people. Do you think my medical insurance covers decapitation? Does it look bad? 😭 L (at Clean Break)