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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

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Read my Harry Potter fanfic, if you want. It's mostly crack and fluff and smut. But if like me you just want Harry to be happy and have his family alive, hop on the chu chu train with me!

What's a little time travel to save your parents?

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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Draco in armour cause why not 

HARRY NEXT :D

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The funniest thing about LOTR is Aragorn constantly overstepping the Elves’ personal boundaries. They come from a race where touching your heart is one of the highest signs of affection and he’s over here pulling them into bear hugs and slapping shoulders like a brawny middle-aged dad

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what song are we gonna get trending when trump dies i feel like we need to figure this out now and be ready for it

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Stop with the faces. You guys love Scooby as much as he do.

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Choose your fighter

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Doesn’t sound demonic, which is a nice change of pace from the typical 8x slowed down songs.

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I just found out I turned half the male population gay

Story goes, a couple of years ago I digital painted this accursed image:

I don’t visit tumblr all that much these days but today I did, and I found a comment that said something along the lines of “Is this the original Ricardo Megamind meme?” and I was like “WHAT MEME?”. So I googled it and: 

MY NAME IS MARLENA SIDOR. I AM (or was until my tools broke) A FREELANCE DIGITAL ARTIST FROM POLAND.  AND I PAINTED THIS SH** 

I don’t mind it being a meme. It’s a fanart. I painted it for fun and because I really like that movie. I see this entire thing as a form of flattery. Also, you’re welcome, since this may be the closest you will ever see of a “live-action” Megamind (and considering how all the recent remakes of old classics are, it may be for the best). 

I only want to know one thing, WHO THE F** IS THIS RICARDO?

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Theoretically one could pleasure up to 6 peens at once. One in each hand, one with both feet, 2 in the ass, and one in the mouth

Gay Arithmetic with Professor Anonymous.

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Chris O'Donnell in Batman & Robin (1997) dir. Joel Schumacher

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WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL!?!?

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wolfstar!

Crude and Proud by beesandjam

Text talk by merlywhirls

Discards verse by picascribit

A cure for nightmare by picascribit

Transfigured by picascribit

Time is fine a invention by bluepoeny

Finest in Fairford by bluepoeny

Sorry I'm late!