coffee-and-crisps-blog
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I'm a ghost...a figment of your imagination, if you will. The tiniest little fragment, unwillingly shoved into the forefronts of your cerebral cortex. Embedded. I am here to stay.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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person I dislike: *coughs*
me: can you not
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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owl city lyrics really speak to me
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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"Do you know that Jesus loves you?" by David Lopez
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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12 year olds are having sex and i can’t even order in mcdonalds without panicking
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black churches
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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youre-bey0nd-beautiful:
angrymuslimah:
"Gulabi Gang" is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.
this is too thug not to reblog
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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me: I love Animal Crossing it's so peaceful and relaxing
fish: *doesn't swim directly toward my bobber*
me: you motherfucking piece of shit fish, I'm going to fucking catch you and send you straight to fish hell where you fucking belong
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jellyfish don’t have brains
jellyfish dgaf
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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If you only knew how fucking minuscule and unimportant you make me feel.
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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BREAKING NEWS
Hi, Coffee-and-Crisps here with breaking news!
Kylie Jenner wore a wig to a photo shoot!
Holy shit! How would we ever go on with our lives, if we never knew of this horribly news that the wonderful world has bestowed upon us?! SHE WORE A WIG!!! She wore a blonde wig, at that! I mean, we all know she's a brunette! Who does she think she's fooling!?
Again, this has been Coffee-and-Crisps covering this horrendous breaking news. Thank you. Good night.
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
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coffee-and-crisps-blog · 10 years ago
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The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
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#My excuse for not doing things
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