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Cis | Her/She | Bi American writer, bookwork, anime trash, seamstress, dock worker, and full ass adult. I try to tag nsfw but beware. My Blogs
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coffeetailor · 23 days ago
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you're now named after the last thing you ate, is your new name good?
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coffeetailor · 1 month ago
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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coffeetailor · 2 months ago
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Reminds me of one of our fuel truck drivers at work. Man backs up a double trailer tanker truck down a dock and onto a ferry easy as cutting warm butter.
What's extra impressive is when someone messes up the nighttime dock assignments and the boat that needs fueling is on the one that has a curve in the road.
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coffeetailor · 2 months ago
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Finally Writing
Guess who managed to do some writing for the first time in months? Me gal, that's who! Still a ways before I'll have the chapter finished, but progress! Take that, brain fog!
Today's progress was on chapter four of Son of a Servant No More - Childhood.
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coffeetailor · 3 months ago
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I want yalls opinion
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Does this look like moshang??
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coffeetailor · 3 months ago
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I had a great time flouncing around at SakuraCon’25 as Shang Qinghua as both Northern Consort and the Great Master Airplane himself.
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coffeetailor · 4 months ago
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I need this as a full fic YESTERDAY.
Hey, did you lose this?
A gargantuan looming form that was black as the night sky, coated in stars, cosmic dust, planets, and nebula. Extremely long snow white hair defying gravity floating above the ceiling spreading across like a growing cloud. Bright blue eyes like jewels staring down at tim
Tim could only stare dumbfounded with his sleep deprived eyes after searching for the right summoning in his backup backup bunker to find batman after escaping the arkham asylum.
In its right thin hand holding like a wet napkin was batman unconscious, coated in deep blue ice.
"I believe this belong to your dimension, at first, I thought it was a miniature cat at first when it tried a pathetic attempt at fleeing my children's toy box was when I noticed it was just another misplaced humans and they don't last long in the infinite realm much less my children's toybox. It took me a moment to figure out the right dimensions where it originated, but you thankfully made it easier for me to find with the summoning." The bring lightly drop Batman down to the ground as the deep frozen ice easily melted away.
"D-don't you need a payment?" Is what Tim spoke after his mind reset back from shock.
"Oh no~, visiting this dimension is a grand payment considering this where I can finally nib the bud of those pesky sewage ectoplasm that been a pain in my ankle for long enough. At best, you would be rewarded for giving me such a gift." The being lightly tapped Tim's head with its glowing index finger, ruffling the black hair lightly.
"Should you need me for any favor, Call upon me, the High King of the Infinite realm, Danny Phantom, Protector of the Dead and Alive, Center of the Eternal Vast Sp" The be- Danny did a light bow, as his towering being faded away, the summoning circle disappearing as well.
Leaving only Tim alone with a Bruce coughing a bit, taking a couple of heavy breaths of fresh air which snapped Tim out of his stupor.
"Bruce, Bruce, are you alright?" Tim rushed over and lightly shook Bruce's shoulder as Bruce's eyes opened slowly to see Tim, except there was something different about tim. His hair wasn't black but now a strikingly bright white with specks of stardust.
Fanart -> link
Part 2-> link
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coffeetailor · 5 months ago
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I got a new toy in the mail today~ it’s name is Thing because reasons.
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Drawing figures have seriously come a long way.
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coffeetailor · 5 months ago
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Fanbinding - Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know
This is my last round of experimenting with bamboo strips, for now at least. For these books, I used bamboo for the spine, and attached them to hard boards for the cover. The string going through the cover boards follows the look of a stab binding, but doesn't actually go through the pages. Instead, the folded pages are sewn to the strings on the spine with a narrower thread, in a variation of the secret Belgian/crisscross binding. The spine ends up being very flexible; it can lie flat or even fold all the way backwards, and although it ends up feeling kind of "loose," it's actually pretty sturdy. I made a box for the set to give them some more stability when sitting on my bookshelf.
Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know features a couple of plot-relevant books, so I thought it made sense to use with a binding method that called attention to itself. Many thanks to @spockandawe for letting me use your typeset!
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coffeetailor · 6 months ago
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Small Matters Extras - Chapter Eight
New chapter is up!
A little... mishap with a new god's new powers on Mobei and Shang Qinghua's honeymoon brings about a familiar face. At least on paper.
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coffeetailor · 6 months ago
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How to bookbind your fanfic!
Part 1: From AO3 to printing
The necessary first step is turning your AO3 fanfic into booklets. Your whole book will be a bunch of booklets piled on top of each others and stitched together.
Booklet examples:
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Btw, this is the official Word tutorial on how to make a booklet.
You can see there are different options. I usually do 8 pages, which is what you will see in the video. This means that a booklet of 8 pages is two sheets of paper, printed front and back, folded and one put inside the other. To have your word pages in the correct order you will need to format your word document.
Everything is in the video but here is the text for easy reading (btw the fanfic I used is Exit by schwutthing, an amazing Valjean/Javert fic)
Do not download the fanfic on AO3. Click on "Entire work" and copy paste it on word.
Format your word document. Click on File-> Margins. Select "Multiple pages: Book fold" and "Sheets per booklet: 8". Put "Gutter" to 1cm.
Double click on the empty area just above your text, on a random page of the document. This will make the "Do not download the fanfic on AO3. Click on "Entire work" and copy paste it on word.
Format your word document. Click on File-> Margins. Select "Multiple pages: Book fold" and "Sheets per booklet: 8". Put "Gutter" to 1cm.
Double click on the empty area just above your text, on a random page of the document. This will make the "Header and Footer" option appear. You can click on "Footer" and select the format for the pages' number. Always add the pages number, it will make your life easier.
Now you can justify your book. I usually justify (select all text with CTRL+A and click on Justify), but keep in mind that some documents might not enjoy passing through "justify" so double check your final document. For example, if there are lines of poetry and the author wrote into the next line without starting a new paragraph the justify option will make it weird.
Make your book pretty! I added some illustrations and blank pages. I also made the title of the fanfic bigger.
Fix the chapters' titles and notes. I clicked on Home-> Find and searched for "Chapter", so I could select on each chapter title and make it bold, and also delete the "Chapter text" added just after. You can do the same with "notes" in case you want to delete notes.
Now it is time to print! I prefer to save in pdf before, so I will do that.
IF YOU HAVE A PRINTER THAT DOES NOT PRINT BOTH SIDES
Click on print
Select "Microsoft print to pdf"
Select "Manually print on both sides"
This will create two different files pdf, one for the front pages, and one for the back pages.
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Click on the file for the front pages and print them all. Do not panic if you see the pages number all over it.
Now take your printed (only on one side) block of pages and load it into your printer again, making sure that you will now print on the blank back. Open your back pages pdf file and print.
(you can do a trial with a few pages to see if everything is lining up correctly).
IF YOU HAVE A PRINTER THAT PRINT BOTH SIDES
"Click on print
Select "Microsoft print to pdf"
Select "Print on one side"
This will create a single pdf that you can print on your both-sides printer. You will see that the page are not in the order you had on the word document, but the whole file will start with page 8 (see video).
Now print!
What you want is this:
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You can see that on the front you have page 8 first, page 1 after, because when folded it will end up with page 1 at the start of your booklet! And on the back of this first sheet you have 7 and 2, that will end up in the correct position.
Now you will have a lot of pages... time to fold and create your booklet! Every two sheets... you will fold as you see above.
Next post will be specifically about folding the booklet, making the holes and sewing them together.
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coffeetailor · 6 months ago
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Everytime i make art for an ao3 story i get more powerful.
every time I see art for my fanfic I burst out crying, send it to all my friends and SWEAR I am going to write more for it. prettiest of promises. Send me all your prompts
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coffeetailor · 6 months ago
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Binderary 2025: Week 2
In the Renegade Bindery Discord Server, we are once again running Binderary during the month of February. Attendance is free, and a link to the 18+ Discord Server can be found on our website.
Whether you’re new to the world of bookbinding or an aged veteran, join us for a month of binding fun! This event is all about community & learning, be it trying something new or refining existing skills.
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All our workshops are run by members of our fanbinding community, and some of them are even on Tumblr!
Here’s the list of who’s running the week 2 workshops:
All About Bookplates: @silentsunpress Typesetting in LaTeX: @queercus-books VI: Villainous Imposer: @simply-sithel Typesetting in Affinity: @kate2kat Typesetting in One Click: Microsoft Word Macros 101: @owlwinter8 Bookbinding Craft Along 2: Noodle Cutouts and Cover Board Fun: @celestial-sphere-press & @pleasantboatpress Italian Paper Case Bind Pt. 1: Eka InDesign for Beginners: @misanthropiczombie The "Single Section Conservation Binding" as a Beginners First Binding: Experience, Variations and Ideas: minx Decorative Papers: Triple Threat: @starblightbindery, @duran-binding & @mourningmountainsbindery
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coffeetailor · 6 months ago
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Fic Update: Son of a Servant No More: Thirteen Years
Got three chapters of my newest fic up!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61426627/chapters/157018405
Title: Son of a Servant No More: Thirteen Years Fandom: Scum Villain's Self Saving System/Mo Dao Zhu Shi Rating: T Central characters: Wei Wuxian, Shang Qinghua, Mobei-Jun
Summary: Wei Wuxian died in fire, and was reborn in ice.
He hadn't expected to get a chance to reincarnate at all due to his crimes in life, much less as a demon prince with all of his memories left intact, but there he was. The son of a demon king and his immortal husband, given the chance to grow up again. This time with no looming war, and loving family. Weird family, but loving.
Well, as long as they don't hire him another dog demon nanny, he's not going to complain.
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coffeetailor · 7 months ago
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And I'm gonna call that done!
Why is Shang Qinghua in a goblet? Who knows! But I think we all know who it belongs to. 😏
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coffeetailor · 7 months ago
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WIP piece that I am extremely proud of, especially because I don't draw a ton (trying to change that). I have plans for more detail and adding color.
Don't mind the extremely messy signature, I slapped it on there for my daily check-in.
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coffeetailor · 7 months ago
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Yesss. We absolutely need more of these.
We don't have enough identity reveal fics.
SQH being the creator of the world, is such a wild concept to anyone that only knows SQH as the trembling like guy that hides from everyone.
Imagine how LBH feels when he finds out that he's basically a self insert and he's striking similar to the pathetic little human MBJ keeps around.
And the amount of smugness MBJ would have when he gets told that he's literally God's favorite.
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