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The urge to hand-make a Shang Qinghua cosplay but i have neither money nor the skill

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A peculiar bookseller arrives in town, full of stories and mysteries to share.

This time, he tells the tale of a bird who took the place of another, yet seemingly no one could tell the difference…

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Having an idea but knowing your skills are nowhere near that yet is so painful. Like, this idea is genius! Wonderful! Amazing! And yet i cant fucking draw

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well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

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Someone write a Mr Queen X Moshang fanfic RIGHT NOW

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just some moshang about to smooch

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just a little higher, my king!

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Scum Villain hardcovers!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wanted to make something simple for a button

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Typing this with a migraine because I just remembered that Mobei criticised Shen Qingqiu's fighting

'Unusually inferior talent," [Mobei-Jun] said. "Foundation and techniques inflexible. Leave." SVSSS vol 1 pg 241

I want him to be comparing him specifically to Shang Qinghua who isn't as strong but who thinks fast on his feet and is clever and capable when he has to fight (it's implied Shang Qinghua was protecting disciples)

like Mobei was saying "you're predictable and boring. My Peak Lord is always surprising!"

Because Shen Qingqiu was so goddamn mad about that comment and I want him to ask Mobei about it and find out Mobei was comparing him to Shang Qinghua

Because that would be so funny to me

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I need to read more AUs but I literally dont know any media- but the two times i did it it turned out to be two of my fav fanfics soooo… guess i need to dive into the unknown!

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Mobei Jun knows what a transmigrator is.

Stay with me on this- I'll explain. The concept of multiple worlds is a normal thing in PIDW. The human and demon worlds are conjoined but also overlap and occasionally there's rifts that open between them. Multiple worlds? Well there's already two why not more?

Why specifically Mobei Jun? Because he can portal. We don't know how or where he got that skill from (I headcanon it's from his mom, not the Mobei clan directly because we don't see his uncle used it) but it stands to reason that whoever developed this portal magic (also maybe Xin Mo? Who the f made Xin Mo??) would have, being aware of multiple worlds, considered the possibility of someone portalling farther than intended. Maybe some poor bastard even did it before.

Maybe when Mobei Jun learned to portal he got told the cautionary tale of some poor ancient demon who accidentally portalled to a world besides the conjoined PIDW ones and got hit by a train or something.

(Binghe didn't get this warning because he found Xin Mo in Hell's Lost and Found the Abyss.)

So like, he doesn't know the word 'transmigration' but if SQH said, "I'm from another world" he'd just be like, "Oh cool, makes sense."

Heck SQH isn't subtle, maybe MBJ's already figured it out.

SQH and SQQ sniping at each other in English.

LBH, to himself: What're they talking about?

MBJ: Presumably the other world they're both from.

LBH: WHAT

SQQ: WHAT

SQH: HOW

MBJ: ...did you think you weren't obvious?

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Me: "Bara Bada Bastu is a great fun song, it could be this year's Rim Tim Tagi Dim or Cha Cha Cha."

Husband: "Are you casting a spell at me?"

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“Last year we got Baby Lasagna and this year we got Poison Cake. Croatia sure is a Food Mekka”

Swedish commentator Edward as Sillen

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It's about time that Vatican City gets to participate in Eurovision