coltdancer
coltdancer
Old Enough To Be Your Mom…
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Grown-up who refuses to grow old. Cis/Het. Ally. She/Her.
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coltdancer · 9 months ago
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I am 110% looking at
@keelywolfe with Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No good Relationship series
@syaunei with Ruination of Lucifer
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@theaffablescamp with their Hunger Pains series
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Y’all KILLING ME. And I am so far behind. (But, I do have a lot of reading material without the wait…)
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coltdancer · 1 year ago
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BRB, SCREAMING.
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I have seen a lot of adorable messy haired Lucy, so of course I had to draw it myself too😌❤️...but the timing wasn't the best as I listened to the -Just look my way Helluva Boss song for hours...sorry😶
inspired by❤️ This picture
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coltdancer · 1 year ago
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coltdancer · 1 year ago
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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.
then they started fighting Covid precautions.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.
now my parents think climate change is a myth.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.
then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.
now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.
you can guess who they voted for.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.
when did they forget?
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coltdancer · 1 year ago
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Wholesome post. A wish for everyone to cheer one another one like these kernels.
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coltdancer · 1 year ago
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GAH, Lucifer's face in the last frame. OMG I LOVE THESE TWO.
Visiting your enemy's tower to drink a little bit AhAHa
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Weird way to start a truce but okay
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coltdancer · 1 year ago
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I love Sempaiko's art ANYWAY, but this just made my breath leave me with a little oh.
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~All~ Loki floral art
I’m a lil late to the party but eh. The Loki series got me back into a marvel rewatchathon. Loki’s journey was something wasn’t it.
Plants incorporated: spider lilies, clock vine, lotus, sunflower petals and buds, 4 o’clock flowers, cherry blossom branches, and cyclamen flowers.
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coltdancer · 2 years ago
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Reblogging this for mahself so that I can copy it down later...
OK Tumblr Geriatric Ward, let’s talk about your posture-
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there are things you should be doing now to prevent yourself from starting to look like 🥀
Why does it matter? Future you would like to avoid the pain, limited motion, and fall risk that goes along with worsening posture.
What’s the focus?
1. Keep the flexibility in your spine
2. Stretch the muscles in the front
3. Strengthen the muscle in the back
Here are some simple things you can do daily while sitting and when you get up to go into the bathroom or the kitchen
Keep the flexibility by doing these repeated movements: 10 repetitions several times a day
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The goal is to give yourself a double or triple chin. Keep your nose pointing forward, don’t let it tip up or down
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Thoracic extension- use a chair with a seat back that comes up to the level of your shoulder blades. Try to bend back over the top of the chair without arching away from the seat back and without extending your neck. If the pressure from the top of the chair is uncomfortable you can place a towel there
Stretch the muscles in the front by using a door frame. This one will feel good afterwards
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If this isn’t enough of a stretch you can do one side at a time. If you have the right arm up step forward with the right foot and turn slightly to the left. Then do it on the other side.
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Strengthen the muscles in the back by squeezing your shoulder blades together for a count of 10 and then repeating 10 times. You can do this several times a day Hint: Don’t lift your shoulder blades up
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There are lots more exercises for strengthening your back muscles but this is a good starting point and easy to do. I like doing it while driving
Tips:
Do the best you can
If it hurts stop
Envision future you saying thank you each time you do one of the exercises
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coltdancer · 2 years ago
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Here for the teaching, the whole class participation in a shared event, the reaction image....
Unmute !
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coltdancer · 2 years ago
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Y'ALL. YA. ALL. This. This is why I devour good fanfic and will gnash and wail and lament with the entertainment industry's penchant for sucker-punching and gutting an audience over the past decade or two. You don't need to destroy us with what would realistically happen all the time - convince us that what happened works.
I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.
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coltdancer · 2 years ago
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Not sure if my heart can handle seeing this on my wall daily, but...
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For you , for all of us
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coltdancer · 2 years ago
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Cats logic be like ♡♡
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coltdancer · 2 years ago
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Thor and Loki power up to face Hela (2 versions)
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coltdancer · 3 years ago
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I see no problem, here. 
The problem with glass topped desks...
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coltdancer · 3 years ago
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coltdancer · 3 years ago
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coltdancer · 3 years ago
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There’s a lot to unpack in this scene. I deeply appreciate the character development, the layers. We’re seeing the part of Han he’s tried to lock away because it’s messy and usually involves feelings like concern, worry, obligation, responsibility…yeah, he’s tried to escape those with his smuggler lifestyle. (Nice try, though, he absolutely has those things with his partnership friendship with Chewbacca.) If he’s going to have unpredictable, it better be the kind that gets his heart racing and brings in money (so he tells himself). This is a shift from A New Hope Han, and I have always been here for it.
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[C-3PO] Well, Princess Leia is wondering about Master Luke. He hasn’t come back yet. She doesn’t know where he is. [Han] I don’t know where he is. [C-3PO] Nobody knows where he is.
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