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hehe phones :]

after much anticipation, here's nine of my favorite phone guys :)

this is sorta meant to be a love letter to my fellow phone guy fans. thank you guys so much for the inspiration, food, ect.

phone guy designs featured in order:

@axeylotl, @insomgl, @maccamania, @fazgoo-connoiseur-1987, @mismess, @fromthehouseofgerber, @five-nights-at-artsys, mine, and @glitch-1983

thank you guys

(please reblog btw if you don't mind, this took a very long time. i've been working on this for 4 days so probably about 30-40 hours)

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"maybe it won't be so bad.."

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oh yeah i didn't have time to post it until now but i finally finished coloring this

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oh yeah i forgot to post this but i drew this for my friend @contentopossum as a christmas present :)

(i'm not in the splatoon fandom so i apologize if i got anything wrong)

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quick no one's looking post springtrap x sun

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Why did bro think this would work 😭

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Mmm, delicious

if you're cold, they're cold. let them inside your stomach hole

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I want some content

You know who I am

*snifsnifsnif*

*snifsnifsnif*

Yeah that’s you for sure, one moment friend

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A good rule of thumb for friends, is that you’re always reminded of how good they are, like it’s been a while since you’ve hung out but when you do your immediately reminded why you like hanging out with them, then after you’re done hanging out you just think back on all the little things they’ve done for you and all the little things you wanna do for them just because you enjoy there company. I know some might find that line of thought to be a bit strange and maybe even a bit to much, but honestly those people are missing out and I hope they find a good friend group that they can relate this back too :)

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Alright! hear me out here! Charun Krojib ( or really any troll you’d like) holding a small frog

frog time :)

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if you're feeling it, how about some folkup or solrezi (pale)? some prompts: folkup where she calms him down, solrezi where she rescues him from helming, either ship the moment they become pale (confession of feelings or first pap or first time sleeping in the same cocoon, something like that)

i like fic the most but any medium is good!

here you go! i piece of art and a fic! i would've done some solrezi stuff with this but i got swamped at work and didn't want you to wait to long, but i will probably do some solrezi stuff eventually as well, folkup is probably my favorite ship at the moment so i was really happy to do something for it! i hope you enjoy :)

You awake with i bit of a jolt, considering how dry you are it doesn't take you long to realize you fell asleep outside of your recuperacoon again. But it was not your unfavorable sleeping conditions that woke you up though, instead it was the troll that decided to spread himself across your lap, it was kuprum twitching and turning in his sleep, it wasn’t hard to see he’s having a daymare.  The small distressed noises he makes remind you just how much you pity this boy. Sitting up a bit you gently gather him up in your arms and get him into a much more stable position in your lap, the movement already starting to wake him up, as he clenches a hand into his hair while his other grips his shirt tightly.  His sionics crackle around him a bit as tears start to form slightly in his eyes causing even more pity to bubble up in your blood pusher, you bring your index finger to his lips and give him a firm but gentle shoosh witch relaxes him a bit. Your shooshes soon relax him enough for you to remove his hand away from his hair and angle him more towards you. You get him to focus his attention onto you by slowly bringing your diamonds face closer to yours till both of your foreheads touch. You run your hand through his hair and whisper to him “it’s ok            You’re alright now”. It seems to be helping so you continue to pet and whisper things to him, how safe he is, how safe you are, and how you won’t let anything hurt him just as you know he would for you. Kuprum soon calms down enough to realize that he is in fact in your pile with you and everything is as it should be, safe. As you lay back into the pile he nuzzles into your shirt a bit and you ask him if he wants to go to go to coon now, “>Can we stay like this a bit longer?” He asks,

“of course     as long as    You want” “>Thanks Fol, pale for you” “Pale for     you to Kup”