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coolsosha · 7 days ago

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reposting this so my poor readers can get jumpscared by this gigantic pile of purple text when opening my profile, lol.

Also i promised to reblog this and add the family tree because ive reached the limit and the tree makes no sense, so i am doing that

Uhhh, so explanation for this thing is that Soshark is a Swell shark+Blacktip shark, but Leo is obviously Tiger shark. But it makes no sense because they are siblings. So i made a family tree of sharks to explain how thats even possible.😭

For some reason i thought it was funny to have them have Great white shark genes(because Soshark is partially Glut twisted and partially Undertow twisted). But then i was like "yk what, they are now the greatgreatggreatgrandkids of Undertow and Glut????? "

And this made me give birth to the Pirahna curse theory, because "lol imagine if Undertow got so cursed that this shit is now in his fucking genes and each Shark from his family tree has a chance od randomly being small because of it". But the more i was doing the more i realised that i started fucking up Leo's lore by making his potion unluckiness into a fucking generational pirahna curse?????😭😭😭

I ended up understanding how random that was but still made the tree because i keep my word, i said the family tree, i do the family tree.

Also they have different last names(Soshark's is Arklut, which is shARK+Glut, and Leo is Kerdo, you know that, you made him, idk why am i writing this), but ive fixed it by making it the "Our grandgrandpa was great glut, you now carry his lastname." But their parents didn't wanted to change their last names and they just gave their kids random last names of their ancestors instead of matching ones.

(i had a joke version inside of my head where these 2 are just stupid kids of Undertow×Glut Mpreg meme, but that was way too weird and i scrapped it((((/i should bring it back/j/hj???)

Also this entire thing started truly falling apart when i realised that Glut and Undertow are LITERAL SHARKS and not mermen, and that they can't PHYSICALLY breed into mermen and i was just like:

"Ok fine, whatever, if Omi will reply to my ask i will bring them the cursed Shark breeding family tree, but if they won't then it will be sealed forever"

(thats silly, but i headcanon their parents to be a gigantic alpha woman Blacktip Great white Shark version of Applejack and whatever Adams family's dad was, except he is a weightlifter and he is short, but really big and can crush ships, he is also the Swell tiger shark. And these two just live in their sunken ship home with their 2 alive and 5 dead kids, absolutely living their best life and not giving a single fuck about them. Love the Sharkbling parents)

(also I randomly found out that my 11k symbols rant is like 8 pages long and takes up to 19 screenshots... good god(it's probably 3 more screenshots after adding this family tree))

The Sharkblings are cooked.

WARNING IT'S EXTREMELY LONG, ALMOST 11K SYMBOLS LONG.

DISCLAIMER BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE ADDING ONE: this thing might(And most likely is) out of character. Most likely insanely out of character. Also warning, a lot of text. A lot. I did not lied when i said that i love overdetailing. I LOVE OVERDETAILING.

Also none of this is serious, i just think way too much, you can treat it as a silly fanon, or you can make it canon, i don't really care :3/positive/silly

Also the entire thing is 100% Platonic of course, i might be weird, but im not THAT weird😭

Okay first some really small Soshark context that you need to have to understand the headcanons. Soshark is a shark merfolk with extreme obsession with Performances and Showtime. His signature spell allows him to summon fish skeletons and control them. Thats all you need, you have the context, i think.

Ok lets start the intense Headcanons. Here you go have a Sharkblings art that i definitely will not overuse in other pictures in this ask lol/foreshadowing. Also sorry if i drew him wrong im sorry i didn't saw the full colour merman art of him so i just based it off his chibi/silly

P.s. i only realised that their mouths look weird, i headcannoned Sharks having gigantic ass mouths and forgot that it's not canon, elp

- I think some sharks would use sunken ships as homes and live in them, because "haha those silly fish go see a ship but it's actually shark". a silly hc that barely matters, but i wanted to add some context

- That doesn't really have much thought to it, but i think their parents weren't paying enough attention to them, which tbh is a wild thing to say, but hear me out on this one, it will allow some of other headcanons to happen later. These 2 are random neighbourhood kids with no adult supervision that just do random goofies.

-I think Soshark and Leo might not be the only siblings, maybe there was like 8 of them, but most of them got eaten, lol. I think these 2 were the troublemaker brothers.

-I think they would barely pay attention to eachother until at some point Soshark discovered his signature spell (he got it at like 9 because plot point) and one of the first big skeletons he managed to add into his collection was a shark skeleton, that was just laying somewhere at the bottom of the sea. As he was trying to learn how to control it properly, Leo might've noticed it. I feel like Soshark might've agreed to build a shark skeleton armour around Leo to make him into an even bigger shark. They end up going to the playground where ALL THE KID FISH START SCREAMING RUNNING CRYING because of how big, sharky, boney and scary SkeLeo looks, Teachers notice that and kick them out((

-After that they probably would start talk more, probably in one of lame middle school classes they would get bored and would sneak out of the class and run away. I bet Soshark would beg for him to go on a criminal plan with him "LEO LEO LEO LEO WHAT IF WE STEAL THE TEACHER'S KEYS AND OPEN THE NERD'S LOCKER TO STEAL THEIR NOTES!!!!" "no bro thats stupid" but after some whining he agrees, immediately regretting it after they get caught and added into a "local school criminals" board or something. Soshark is gigging because he feels like "We are one of those troublemakers from shows that get in some weird shenanigans all the time, but audience loves them because they are silly!" and Leo is so done "I hate you". But they still end up going on like 10 more criminal plans in the next school year.

-These bros were not raised properly and it shows, i think they would start a bet over who can steal a stone from a big white whale's cave and not anger it, but eventually they both end up awakening it and they swim away screaming trying to not get eaten. Their parents are sitting at the top of their sunken ship house smoking a cigar and giggling like those rich men playing golf. Except they are random ass sharks drinking fish blood or something

"-Honey i thinm our kids are being eaten alive"

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!*

"-Let kids be kids darling, they are having fun, aren't they?"

*HELP US HELP US HELP HELP PLEASE!!!!"

"-Ha💥ha💥ha💥ha💥"

i am sorry but this joke feels so much funnier when it's absurdly big and fancy, it takes a lot of space, but it's worth it💔

-They are lowkey the "Extremely talented superstar and their roomate, who is absolutely sick of hearing their ass sing everyday and would move out if the rent wasnt cheap asf and they weren't broke" dynamic that ive just made up, but i really like it.

-I think part of the reason why they would work as a siblings is because Soshark is small ass shark who definitely got laughed at, especially considering how weird and nerdy he can be, and a giant(at least until he goes on land..) shark that hates him, but he can't be assed to tell him to fuck off. And the skeletons are fire.

-Soshark definitely starts fake crying, whining, screaming, the second someone starts annoying him. Like "Soshark lol you look like a nerd" "WAAAAAAA UEUEUEUUEUE THEY ARE ATTACKING ME!!!!!!" until Leo gets so fucking pissed of hearing him yell and he comes and scares the bullies away. Most of the time people are not even bullying him, he just loves seeing how they run away scared when they see a big shark, and he is a good actor. Leo probably would say "GRRR STOP DOING THIS SHI IT'S ANNOYING" but he enjoys scaring people with his big fish looks, so it's actually a an equal exchange

-They lowkey feel like that a seagull that randomly decided to steal your bread one morning from your window. You are pissed asf, but next day it comes to your window again, it stares at you and you give it a small piece of bread out of pity. But at some point the seagull comes to your window every single day, you hate it, but you keep giving it bread and you genuinely feel worried when the seagull skips a day and feel relieved when it comes back even if you absolutely hate the annoying ass seagull. Sharkblings fr

-I think both of them are the type who would watch a horror movie together with their siblings and wait for the ugliest Eldrich monster to come out just to scream "IT'S YOU IT LOOKS LIKE YOU!!!" at the sibling pointing at the monster. Leo feels like the type to do that, and Soshark is just enjoying the chaos of sillies.

-Considering Leo being a fish of rage and Soshark being a showman, i think we can see where it goes.. or no? They will start an illegal underwater middle school boxing ring where people bring fish skeletons and use them as valuables to gamble on. That was definitely Soshark's idea after he saw someone who was putting bets on who will win in a school fight. Leo is being dragged into this for being Soshark's friend and brother, but he doesn't really mind because i think he would enjoy beating small fish's faces

ignore the quality of this thing. i did it at the last moment, i ran out of stamina okay.

Why i made Leo look nothing like Leo, what was I smoking. Whatever, slay cool fish guy or something😭🙏

-The illegal school ring was closed after one of the audience members didn't reported it to the teachers, around 30% of Soshark's current skeleton fish collection came from this ring. Azul would be so proud.

-Leo IS getting dragged into Soshark's theatre performances, his consent is not required. No ass in this lame ses wants to play the Damsel in Distress in his dramatic musical, time to put on a dress! ..Leo is definitely traumatised from that.

Remember when i said that there will be alternative universes? i did not lied. Alternative universe time.

Okay so, you might think that if both Soshark and Leo are in Octavinelle then they would just share a dorm? nah.

Errrm actually🤓☝️ having them in one dorm affects the plot and might even ruin a few story plot moments. Like Soshark's "being a performer in mostro lounge" arc actually would get damaged if we include Leo in it. Same as potential Leo lore can also get fucked by Soshark being in the same dorm/school.🤓☝️

I have a solution, Alternative Universes

ignore the way ive drew human Leo here, i need for it all to fit into one style okay

So since having both of them ruins the lore, instead the universe will have a fork based on who will get the NRC letter. I basically explained the thing on the pic, but basically:

-if Soshark gets the letter, then average Soshark lore happens, but with Leo being somewhere in Coral Sea

-Leo au is the opposite, where the average Leo lore happens, but with Soshark in Coral Sea.

Also these universes have small differences because i think they are interesting or funny. It would be hilarious if Leo actually gets a fitting big human form in every single universe, except the ones where he is in NRC. Thats so goofy, bro is not only shrinked, but also is the only AU Leo variant who does that, it's hilarious 😭

Also Soshark's hair colour, but whatever, this is not about him, he can wait until i write a post explaining his entire lore later.

Also a Silly bonus AU where Soshark and Leo do live in Octavinelle together, but the lore is fucked and this universe can exist solely for memes.

i need to separate the chapters of this rant somehow, i ran out of pictures, i gotta pull out my memes

Headcanon continuation, but they are now older because previous ones were Kidsharkblings, now they are Oldsharkblings. i love the Sharkblings, thats a silly word

-As they grew up and Soshark finally got some other friends, they definitely stopped being friendenemyblings, instead they are enemiblings now.

-It does have an explanation tho, in AUs where Soshark goes into the NRC with or without Leo, he does get friends and get popular, because of which they grow distant, Leo is happy of that, he had better things to do rather than sticking next to a random theatre kid who just happens to come from the same spawner as him.

-if they were to live in Octavinelle together, they would definitely ignore eachother's existence and pretend they don't know eachother. But secretly they both wish for the right moment to let out all their sibling's dirty secrets and ruin their reputation! uhh, at least Soshark does, he loves thinking of himself as the popular high school musical girl. He better pull out some of the "Leo once bit his own tongue and ended up walking with a bandage over it for the next month"-aah lore and make some drama.

-if Soshark sees shrunken Leo he starts actively laughing and playing to be his babysitter. Absolutely dies of laughter the more angry Leo gets, but the next time two of them get in water and Leo gets his form back, Soshark will get absolutely cooked, probably will be force trapped inside of some random ass barrel as Leo kicks him around laughing. Pretty equal, i guess.

-In Leo AU during the music festival that Vil overblotted in(i forgot the name don't look at me), he will probably be forced to summon Soshark for a visit into the Octavinelle from the Coral Sea just so he can help [insert name] with their performance. A typical kid show trope happens with "Oh no, no one remembers Leo when his cool autistic brother is around!", but he just lures Soshark into the water and transforms into a big fish, takes him and YEEETS him into the unknown with his shark muscles. He gets yeeted like Team R and never comes back again/hj. Leo tells the dorm that Soshark had an emergency and had to go into the sea again(he is probably laying in a pile of seaweed somewhere 50km away passed out where no one will find his body/j).

I have more silly hcs, but this thing is like SO LONG??? I will spare you and leave like 5 more headcanons for the black friday, this poor Ask will not survive being any longer 😭🙏

i do have 6 more memes tho(finally, the foreshadowing of overusing the mershark art from earlier is paid off!...)

Chat i think i might be completely out of character and absolutely off everything that can be off. But it's okay at least if i will see this in 50 years i can think of how weird it was.

I remember i said i will make a family tree, and i did make it, but i reached the limit of images per ask. But i have it, probably will send it in reposts to this one if I won't forget(i probably will)

Also the family tree lowkey makes no sense so whatever, not a big loss.

Thats funny to look at yourself and be like "Dude... did this guy just randomly made a 5362 paragraph long list of headcanons of his and some random person's ocs being siblings..." and like omg, this guy is weird asf. Wait thats me omg. That actually looks really weird with no context, but trust, i overdetail every Soshark detail like that, i am not a scary person obsessed with Leo, he just looked silly and i liked him he is super goofy silly little shork.

Thank you for reading my new book called "i love overdetailing characters". Thank you Koki for allowing me to throw this gigantic Whatever this even is at this point. And thanks for creating your silly ocs so one day i found one of them and made a giant list of headcanons of them

this thing hits so hard, giant wall of purple text.

p.s. i actually accidentally closed my Tumblr tab while writing and recovered the text back from the screenshots i was taking. This hing was done yesterday, but this thing made me go late on deadlines for this thing(there was no deadline)😭😭😭

i like how youre honestly just as insane as me when it comes to rambling about oc lore

the stuff you said sounds funny so this is definitely Omi approved, and you're actually really close with Leo's shark form

you've said so much that i honestly don't know what else to say other than i think this is really funny especially the textposts😭😭

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coolsosha · 11 days ago

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OMG HOW ARE YOU SO FAST, HELPME, literally insane, bro is so quick, i thought it would take loke 2 weeks?? Do you even sleep? Are you secretly a biblically accurate Twst god???😭😭😭

Giant thanks for this info, it's greatly appreciated!!! I love having canon lore in my head so when i make headcanons they don't overlap or break eachother and everything comes together nicely~😈

Twst should really get some Shark merfolk lore, bros are STARVING over there.(if twst gets season 2 where everything is moved 1 year and there is new freshmen in night raven, THEY BETTER ADD A SHARK)

Thanks for bringing such overly specific information from Twst lore depths, i would've never found it otherwise(and i didn't tbh) and I'm glad i can have a silly Canon info summary for each time i need to make a headcanon 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Hey Raven, is there any info about Merfolk/Coral Sea performances? Such as concerts, theatre, anything like that.

Personally i only saw Floyd mentioning that "underwater concerts are boring" in his lesson chats, i think? But i am really new to twst and i do not know a lot of things sadly😭

But considering that Little Mermaid is a musical, and in the film they actually did sang a song with Ariel's sisters for a bday or something, i feel like there might be more information that i just never saw(Which is fully possible because i am really bad at doing research😭).

I am searching Coral sea info for my Octavinelle Oc, who is a Shark merman who is obsessed with performances, but i didn't saw a lot of info about specifically this part, so im asking it. :3

Also in case there is any information about Sharks in Twst i would ABSOLUTELY gobble it up, but considering we never saw(or at least i think we never did) a Shark merfolk(or any shark tbh), i am really not sure if there is a lot of Shark info to even search for. Floyd did said in his lesson chat that Sharks exist, i guess, and that "you should hope they see you as a friend and not food" but i am pretty sure it won't get any further than that😭

I apologize if you do have a post about it already, i just didn't saw it, and i think not a lot of people are interested in knowing that part of Coral Sea, but in case there is, sorry🥺

P.S. Your posts are amazing and they helped me A TON when creating my OC, especially the Coral sea theories and info, SO HELPFUL!!! GIANT THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE!!!! :333

Here's what I was able to find regarding concerts, music, composers, and other related performances in the Coral Sea or for merfolk:

In Lost in the Book with Nightmare Before Christmas, Azul indicates that, in the Coral Sea, music is considered very important in creating an atmosphere.

Merfolk sing songs and create music together for a variety of reasons: to celebrate holidays, to express their love to their significant others, or to simply just enjoy the ocean.

Music is such a huge aspect of merpeople culture that even the flippant Floyd says that he feels like he has to put in at least a little effort for it.

Perhaps music's importance to merpeople is why Azul suggests gifting a song to Noble Bell College in Malleus's Masquerade Dress vignettes--although the reason Azul cites in the vignettes is because a song is very cost effective.

It seems that there is an assumption by humans that all merpeople are great singers, but a museum guard in book 3 says it's an "urban legend" and that tone-deaf merpeople exist.

Floyd isn't a big fan of the concerts held back home, stating that all the songs sounded the same.

Floyd explored with many brass instruments to pass the time, and is now able to play any of them with ease.

Floyd has also played the drums in the middle school band he used to have with Jade (on contrabass) and Azul (on piano).

Jade has also played the flute when visiting Harveston, though he is not very skilled at it.

In Rook's Halloween Dress vignettes, we learn about Granchio IV, who is described as having "bright red claws". (This is probably twisted!Sebastian, seeing as we see the original animated Sebastian in paintings in some Platinum Jackets yet he is not acknowledged or identified as Granchio IV by the NRC students.)

This composer lived ~3 centuries ago and was the Coral Sea's finest court musician. However, he lost his position due to a scandal at a concert. (This is most likely referring to when Sebastian got in trouble for Ariel not showing up for a concert to perform with her sisters.)

Granchio IV was soon hired as the first foreign conductor for the Shaftlands Philharmonic Orchestra.

His "Undersea Hymn" is still very famous, even in modern day Twisted Wonderland. Rook states that classical music such as this is his favorite, and that he has worn out his concert CD from having listened to Undersea Hymn so many times.

Twst hasn't spoken of shark merpeople in detail. Floyd mentions sharks in a Chat (in the context of sunken ships being shark lairs)... He does frequently mention sunken ships at other points (Halloween Dress vignette, Birthday Boy vignettes, etc.) but doesn't bring up the sharks again in this context. The only other time I can recall sharks being mentioned in Jade's Platinum Jacket vignettes; he says that a group of sharks failed to keep their promise, and so he had to punish them.

You honestly don't need to count on canon to give you lore on something so specific to work with though (be it shark stuff or music stuff). An OC is your own creation and meant to be played with for fun, so just go wild and do whatever you think best suits the character! You can also just headcanon whatever you want, there's no shame in that.

I hope that helps ^^ Thank you for enjoying my stuff and appreciating my efforts, and happy creating!

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