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You know, there is just something very right about people starting a citizen's initiative for something as important as banning conversion therapy in the entire EU, then forgot about it until the very last moment, resulting in a Europe-wide panic that will very possibly get the missing signatures together in about five days (fingers crossed!).

Like, this checks out. This feels exactly like something that the queer community would do.

Obligatory link to sign the initiative: https://eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#/screen/home

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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

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tips for writing a southern accent

contractions are everything. just smash some words together and i guarantee you, someone out there’s said it

y’all = you guys. functions as a plural you.

all’a y’all = all of you, makes sure people know you mean ALL of them

you can get wild from there with things like these:

y’all’re = you all are

y’all’d’ve = you all would have

how’d’ya = how did you/how do you (meaning is implied by context)

and of course, y’ain’t = you are not

ain’t is the same thing as isn’t

you can use ain’t like ‘ain’t it funny?’

but you don’t use isn’t it, it’s usually ‘innit funny?’

wasn’t branches off into weren’t and wudn’t cos we have a tendency to drop the ‘s’

weren’t is usually used with a double negative = “weren’t nothing we could do”

wudn’t is when there’s no double negative = “wudn’t much we could do”

doesn’t branches off into don’t and dudn’t but there’s no rule that i can see for what to use when

‘don’t seem like much of a problem’ is used as often as ‘dudn’t seem like much of a problem’

going back to innit, there’s a tendency to tack an ‘it’ onto the end of words that aren’t already southern slang, this gives you things like innit (isn’t it) and lookit/lookat (used like ‘lookit him over there’)

also you can just straight up drop words if you the meaning can be understood without it

s’okay = it’s okay

‘m = in place of i’m (don’t use this all the time)

s’not = it’s not/is not

dropping more letters! if you can drop the ‘g’ at the end of a verb, that’s good. also, you can drop the ‘d’ from and if you wan’t to use ‘an’ but don’t over saturate your work with it. you can also occasionally drop the ‘t’ from the end of just, ending up with ‘jus’

you can smush together anything that’s asking a question with either you or to

hafta = have to

howta = how to

don’tcha = don’t you

won’tcha = won’t you

or if you want to get REAL southern ‘ain’tcha’ (used like ‘ain’tcha got something else to do’ = isn’t there something else you can do)

also, we have a tendency to not use the word ‘really’ to describe something, instead we use ‘real’

i.e. real big, real mean, real cute as opposed to really big, really mean, really cute

another phrase you can throw in is ‘and all’

used like ‘ain’t safe cos’ of the floodin’ an’ all’

ALSO I FORGOT: you can change anything that ends with a ‘ve’ except for i’ve into an a

shoulda = should’ve

coulda = could’ve

woulda = would’ve

i’da = i would’ve/should’ve/could’ve depending on context

uhh that’s all i can think of for now. if anyone has something to add on, feel free to do it bc i want to help fanfic writers write real southern accents.

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That's true, writing down notes to my next ideas drought

I was dreaming about watching a show about a summer camp for training young superhumans. The thing was really good, famous cast, a lot of season and characters, and a really good plot in the hot point because there was this evil organization trying global domination. It has its own recurrent jokes and I was so invested.

Before waking up, I was 'this is a dream but normal that I'm dreaming about this series because it's so good. I have to search where it is available to watch, but what was the name?'

Then I opened my eyes. 'Shit, it was a dream. I don't remember the name because it doesn't exist. Well maybe it's my brain giving me inspiration to write someth ... I don't remember 90% of the plot and characters'

To sum up, I'm sad and the day just begins.

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I was dreaming about watching a show about a summer camp for training young superhumans. The thing was really good, famous cast, a lot of season and characters, and a really good plot in the hot point because there was this evil organization trying global domination. It has its own recurrent jokes and I was so invested.

Before waking up, I was 'this is a dream but normal that I'm dreaming about this series because it's so good. I have to search where it is available to watch, but what was the name?'

Then I opened my eyes. 'Shit, it was a dream. I don't remember the name because it doesn't exist. Well maybe it's my brain giving me inspiration to write someth ... I don't remember 90% of the plot and characters'

To sum up, I'm sad and the day just begins.

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Strong force, weak defense, no intelligence

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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I really LOVE this story and I'm trying really hard to be like this woman. I have to make the voice shout down constantly, sometimes it works sometimes not but it's worth the attempt

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I'm writing a lot, I have finished nothing, I'm not going to publish anything, and I'm very happy for that.

I have this hobby because it makes me happy and I don't need to achieve anything more than that enjoyment and happiness.

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more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

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Yesterday I spent the ENTIRE day watching the new murder mystery series, The Residence on Netflix and let me tell you this right here, right now. It was absolutely the best, the most amazing, the stunning, incredible, stupendous, extraordinary, remarkable, astonishing murder mystery TV series I Have Ever Seen in my Whole Entire Life. Now I have seen a lot, a LOT of murder mysteries in my lifetime, but this one was on an entire new level.

This was by far the most incredible murder mystery I have ever seen and... it was downright fucking hilarious to watch from beginning to end. The detective was so incredible that I have no words. I want to say more, but I'm at a loss. I have never been more impressed than I right now as I'm typing this up. The Residence is a 11/10. It's so amazing and I urged anyone reading this to drop what you are doing and watch the series right now on Netflix.

The Residence is the best murder mystery you will EVER watch in your entire life!!!!!!

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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One of the best things for my mental health is using the discard button. Getting in a discussion with this stranger on the internet is gonna make my life better? Not, so I press the discard button instead of the post one.

Eliminating my Twitter account helped me a lot too.