coughingupcoffin
coughingupcoffin
Gay and Confused
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CoffinHe/theyI write sometimes.Asks are open!Alt: YourFunnyBoner
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coughingupcoffin · 8 days ago
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As someone who is learning German, this is very accurate. 10/10. Sehr gut. Fantastisch, even.
FIRST TIME WRITING IN GERMAN
Hannibal: Du Leibe Mason?
Hdnsbsnansn: Ja! Er ist ein diddibludden, but ich Leibe ihn!
Will: Hallo ich bin Appel
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coughingupcoffin · 15 days ago
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RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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hannigrams your spamtenna
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coughingupcoffin · 18 days ago
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"You can't reduce me to a set of influences. I'm not the product of anything."
"Nothing happened to me. I happened."
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coughingupcoffin · 20 days ago
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THIS IS AN ART PIECE??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING SCREENSHOT?! WGKMSLEBHKN
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coughingupcoffin · 21 days ago
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AI industry groups are urging an appeals court to block what they say is the largest copyright class action ever certified. They’ve warned that a single lawsuit raised by three authors over Anthropic’s AI training now threatens to “financially ruin” the entire AI industry if up to 7 million claimants end up joining the litigation and forcing a settlement.
well
darn
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coughingupcoffin · 25 days ago
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HE LITERALLY SEDUCTIVELY LICKED RANDALL'S FLESH OFF OF HANNIBAL'S SILVERWARE WHILE LOOKING HIM IN DAMN THE EYES
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Sometimes I see fics or posts where people are like “Will tolerates the cannibalism but he’s not really into it”, and like
 did you watch that scene where Will convinced Hannibal they were cooking Freddie?? (Obviously it wasn’t Freddie, but my understanding is that it was still human (most likely Randall Tier), since Hannibal would’ve been able to taste it if it wasn’t.)
Like, Will was so into that, and there’s no way you’re convincing me that it was all acting for Hannibal’s sake. Even the scene where they’re eating the birds—no, it’s not cannibalism, but that’s a really weird thing to be as into eating as Will was—reinforces that.
And do I think that Will would’ve naturally gravitated towards cannibalism on his own (even if he were a killer on his own)? No. I don’t think it’s part of his pathology like it’s part of Hannibal’s. But that man is not “tolerating” the cannibalism. He is eating gourmet human for all his meals, and he is loving every second of it.
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coughingupcoffin · 25 days ago
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
1x03 - “Potage”
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coughingupcoffin · 27 days ago
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Idk if it's the most Hannigramiest song, but I think it fits, especially post-fall but 'Against the Kitchen Floor' by Will Wood.
What's the Hannigraniest song in your opinion?
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coughingupcoffin · 27 days ago
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OMG??? THIS IS FUCKING GORGEOUS???
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the kiss but hannigram
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coughingupcoffin · 28 days ago
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
1x01 || 1x02
#just a normal professor and his normal psychiatrist
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coughingupcoffin · 28 days ago
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I'm alarmed at the speed of which I'm getting through House MD.
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coughingupcoffin · 28 days ago
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—his cock.
plot twist Will wasn't a good profiler, he actually made a pact with a demon that gives him the answers and that's why he's so ominous and vague and also slowly losing his mind because the demon is sucking his life force and—
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coughingupcoffin · 29 days ago
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I WAS GONNA ASK ABOUT IT I SWEAR LAMB
I NOTICED!!! I NOTICED-
most devastating thing I've lived in this website was the fact that no one cared that I changed my username
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coughingupcoffin · 29 days ago
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“Hannibal, but it’s kind of edited like ‘The Office’” by copperdoo on Reddit
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Everyone needs to watch this RIGHT NOW
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coughingupcoffin · 29 days ago
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Whores.
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Some fanart for S3E11!
This scene made all the angst worth it 😭😭😭 These two make me physically ill.
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coughingupcoffin · 1 month ago
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"Sometimes entertainment is an overrated function of art. Sometimes being made uncomfortable is the point. Sometimes being repulsed by something is the point."
Simon Pegg in the Criterion Closet
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coughingupcoffin · 1 month ago
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I read this as his penis will reach THROUGH Will
we need more discussions on how sexually charged this line was
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