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I like no one, absolutely no one, but I liked you from the start. I liked you when I didnât know you, and now that I do know you itâs only gotten worse. Sometimes, often, always, I think about you before falling asleep. Then I dream of you, and when I wake up my headâs still there, stuck on something funny, beautiful, filthy, intelligent thatâs all about you. Itâs been going on for a while, longer than you think, longer than you can imagine, and I should have told you, but I have this impression, this certainty that youâre half a second from running away, that I should give you enough reasons to stay. Is there anything I can do for you? Iâll take you grocery shopping and fill your fridge when weâre back home. Buy you a new bike and a case of decent reagent and that sludge you drink. Kill the people who made you cry. Is there something you need? Name it. Itâs yours. If I have it, itâs yours.
Adam J. Carlsen - The love hypothesis.
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rereading the love hypothesis is so funny: like from adamâs perspective, he meets this amazing girl and is immediately down bad for her, then proceeds to spend the next TWO YEARS pining hopelessly for her thinking that she either doesnât remember them meeting, or doesnât care to repeat the experience and is just ignoring him. then out of the blue he sees her in the corridor and she just walks up to him and asks âhey can i kiss youâ and then just kisses him?!!!!
that poor manâs brain must have just completely short circuited. and i love that we got adams pov for chapter 16 but i really want (no, NEED) adams pov for that first kiss scene cos he must have just been like âAM I DREAMING??? IS THIS REAL WTF????â
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should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now
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This scene was so beautiful visually yet so sad and heartbreaking. I mean him being so absorbed in his thoughts while looking at the throne from the bottom of the stairs trying to find a way to fix the situation with the Kindly Ones. Pure cinema (+ bonus both of his side profiles)
The Sandman 2x07
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âTheyâre trying to convince people they canât do the things theyâve been doing easily for years â to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies â to write that for you.â We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, âthat you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You wonât know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you canât do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat. People are already doing this. You wonât have to process grief, because youâll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways itâs going to destroy humans, long before thereâs a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people.â
Justine Bateman on AI in this article from The Guardian
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reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim
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I absolutely adore how normal Clark's parents looked so normal. I realize the ideal of them is a strong farmer and his wife and that might be a beautiful older woman and her sturdy handsome husband. Nothing wrong with that. But Martha and Jonathan Kent in this movie were the kind of older couple I'd see at the grocery store in my own small-town. The kind of people at the community hall and auction grounds picking up hay bales for the cattle.
They were warm and just so normal it almost surprises you. They also don't resemble Clark at all which I think is important in driving home the fact that they aren't his biological parents. He stands out amongst them it's so clear he's different and special even. And my god do they love him.
The way they call for him and sit on a rusty bench outside the creaky screen door. That feels like home to me having grown up on the prairies. How authentic they feel only grounds Clark even more. It feels less like a dream or idea of a perfect farm family and is more two people who tried their best and will bake apple pie with calloused hands full of love
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"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."
This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.
I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.
And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.
Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.
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#superman#clark kent#david corenswet#lois lane#rachel brosnahan#kal el#lois and clark#superman 2025#movie#super meme#meme
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clark shouting "people were going to DIE" in the face of the "think of the consequences of your actions" argument is so fucking important to me bc it really IS that simple you can't look at a genocide and just twiddler your thumbs bc you're a afraid of the consequences ESPECIALLY when you can do something about it and THATS WHAT CLARK DID. WITHOUT HESITATION. WITHOUT CONSIDERING HOW IT COULD HURT HIM. bc hes a good person and in his brain its really just people were going to die so i had to step in bc what else would it be. superman i love you i love you i love you
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So spotify is just gonna put ads in the middle of podcasts AND raise my premium subscription price?
Guess who's going back to LimeWire
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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda
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R.I.P. Malik Ali, the falafel vendor đ
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Sometimes I forget that other people don't experience insects crawling under their skin and a slow fire burning inside out when things aren't cleaned and organized in a proper day of the week, in an appropriate order and way that I was taught as a child
And that's just my ocpd
#tumblr#send help#actually ocpd#but seriously though if the house is not cleaned every saturday specifically as I need it ot be I will have an anxiety attack
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excuse me for stating the obvious but like. james gunn outright calling superman an immigrant and doubling down on it when he got backlash (because he IS an immigrant, that's the point of superman) + the in-movie dialogue of "aren't you going to read me my rights?" "you're an extraterrestrial, son. you haven't got any rights to read." + the violence of his arrest and how they torture and mistreat him unapologetically, all under the guise of "protecting america", in a film releasing during the onslaught of violent ICE kidnappings and abuse... yeah it's really no wonder right-wing knobheads are crying about this being woke. they're being forced to look directly at the reasons one of the most well-known and beloved heroes of all time would not be on their side. and that's only ONE of the reasons this movie covers
#please let me know if any of this is worded horrifically or if i'm overstepping or something#i am not an american citizen i may be missing some nuance here#og#dc#superman#fav#superman 2025#superman spoilers#ice tw#police brutality tw#ice raids tw#superman 2025 spoilers#james gunn
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just saw the new Superman and yknow what I keep thinking about?.. when heâs fighting Luthorâs diversion in Metropolis, Clark is making every effort to isolate it to a relatively open space (the park). damages are at a minimum. but that takes time, itâs not efficient enough, so then the corporate-funded Justice Gang shows up - and oops, suddenly buildings are being swept off their foundations, civilians in direct line of fire, the city core is getting ripped apart. heâs scrambling to save children, squirrels, people caught in the red zone while the others are more interested in punching the big monster. the story makes it absolutely clear that corporations donât care about life or harm reduction, and in a world in which superheroes are already normalized, this kindness is what sets Superman apart
#Superman#superman 2025#clark kent#james gunn#david corenswet#lex luthor#nicholas hoult#they drive that further in w that line towards the ending too#âdonât know where weâre gonna land if there isnât a planet here anymoreâ or something like that#bc YEAH. yeah of course Luthor is willing to rip the world apart for his own ego#the temporary ability to fly away is enough for him#he doesnât care about the long-term#they double down on this so much actually#even just After this fight#Guy Gardner is doing the flashy grinning photo op type shit#meanwhile Clark checks on the kids. are you okay? yeah everything is alright now. picks one up etc#he cares abt the humans he saves!! not the laurels!!!
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