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List of things in Andor that absolutely snatched my weave fucking Star Wars Disney let be in Andor:

Attempted rape.

Visceral and realistic police brutality.

A meaningful queer relationship.

A none-insignificant amount of blood and violence.

Implied drug abuse.

Imperial characters that were very real people-- and not just British cartoon villians.

Pointed depictions of bureaucratic laziness and incompetence.

Consistent, coherent, well rationed Marxist, socialist, anarchist, and revolutionary theory and philosophy.

A realistic depiction of the practicalities and morally compromising nature of fighting a totalitarian regime. The degree of physical, emotional, and spiritual sacrifice that actually goes into it.

Genocide.

Genocide being called explicitly genocide.

Prison abolitionism.

A fancy white woman forced to sacrifice her daughter for the cause drunkenly dancing her feelings away like the queen she is.

"Make it stop, make it stop."

Weaponized old lady brick being a highlight kickass moment.

Several characters fates being left hauntingly ambiguous.

"Work visa."

A care to squeeze in these strangely humanizing moments-- like Luthen taking a moment to get into his Antique Dealer headspace in season 1, or Cassian taking the time to water plants he likely never had a chance to return to in the final episode.

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Shout out to those two Senate maintenance workers who locked up the transmission room and took the key up to the security office and who were obviously in on it.

When you're dealing with fascists, play dumb. Be slow. Meticulously follow procedure to the letter in the name of 'proper protocol'. Lose files. Get in their way.

Never make it easy for them.

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I really need financial compensation from BBC Sherlock because why tf was my 13 year old self watching season 2 and then googling “dominatrix” on a plane in full view of my family

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Andor finale spoilers!!

Kleya loosing Luthen and then loosing Cassian, K2, and Melshi - the group that saved her - just a few days later

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Me when Star Wars is about fathers and daughters

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If Ezra Bridger had been on the job to break Mon Mothma out of the senate building, I fear he would’ve been like “I got a great plan” and it would’ve been the vents

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Andor and Tales of the Underworld spoilers!!

Wow if I had a nickel for every-time a Star Wars character lost the loves of their lives - not to death, but to simply circumstances outside of their control - and then had to face a journey alone UNTIL they suddenly got a sassy sidekick who will keep them on their toes

all within the same episode

and all during the week of May the Fourth

I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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I’m shaking after Andor episodes 7-9

What an incredible piece of art

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Tales of the Underworld Spoilers

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Tales of the Underworld spoilers

I need six seasons and movie of Ventress and Lyco because this dynamic for her is amazing

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I’m so excited for Maul to enter his 💫girldad era 💫

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Slight Thunderbolts* spoilers but what happened to Fanny?

Where is she? Is she safe? Is she alright?

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ANDOR SPOILERS

CINTA WANTED TO LEAVE WHY DIDNT THEY JUST LISTEN TO HER AND LEAVE

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ANDOR SPOILERS

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All that and we still have no clue how B2 is doing

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ANDOR S2 SPOILERS

Going to be crying for a long time

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Took my stuffed Buizel to the ocean

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I can’t believe the stormtroopers actually had good aim for once 😭