I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: (blowing up noises) That’s right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing oN THE MOOOOOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllets hit the fucking Earth. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
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briefly commented something like this in the video but I don’t think Merry was replaced (common theory i’ve seen so far) BECAUSE
Guiding Cyan in the right directions 40:44, 40:51, 42:01 - 42:07
Single handedly fighting the Knifemare 41:04 - 41:40, 42:16
Comes to Cyan's defense when attacked by Knifemare 41:47, 42:09 - 42:15
Holding off Knifemare to give Cyan a chance 41:56 - 42:07
Despite making a break for the prize Merry turns around to go back and briefly defend Cyan and FFF from Knifemare 42:22
Seems way too heroic for an evil doppelgänger to do. Now IF the ending means Merry is possessed then maybe this was Merry’s last moments as themself and/or they weren’t possessed until they grabbed the trophy.
ALSO THE DUEL BETWEEN FFF AND THIER DOPPELGÄNGER MYSTERIOUS FIGURE AT ABOUT 37:25 IS GOING TO LEAD TO SOME CRAZY FANART I KNOW IT
#horse race tests#horse race test tournament#these deformed nerds mascots are infecting my brain#lumpy touch#doppleganger#jovial merryment#fearsome fate#also#cyan horse race tests#finally winning(sort of) TWO TIMES.#i bet on losing horses
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the fact that i was blasting this song as my siblings tiktok shutdown in front of him
as the world caves in
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herbert running to his room after dan kisses his girlfriend who he is dating romantically
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jarvis show me the fates of those who have wronged me
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hello guys and today we’re going to be interviewing The Sickening Stone
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(mr beast voice) i put 12 MEN in a WINTER RESEARCH BASE, and unleashed a SHAPESHIFTING ALIEN DOG on them! and now, the last one to be assimilated, gets 1 MILLION DOLLARS! and a chance to take over the world
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I can domesticate him.
#Vegeta#dio brando#jason voorhees#ghostface#patrick bateman#bruce wayne#jared dunn#richard hendricks#the unabomber#zodiac killer#evilmario666#peter griffin#jax#flowey#markiplier#the burger king#count dracula#jeff the killer#underfell sans#john wick#bowser#freddy krueger#michael myers#samuel hayden#squidward#matpat#davy jones#the lorax#sonic.exe#slenderman
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I can domesticate him.
#herbert west#ash williams#tamio enmu#real#yaoi#the onceler#cecil palmer#kaz brekker#jesper fahey#paul hill#monsieur pruitt#mike schmidt#michael afton#william afton#vanatis#hisoka morow#the joker#clive schill#ronald mcdonald#bendy#shadow the hedgehog#eggman#doctor ivo robotnik#art the clown#scourge the hedgehog#the lich#ice king#eddy brock#kokichi ouma#nyarlathotep
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Also Old man yaoi Danbert edition will have prison/solitary trauma for Herb
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I like imagine a world where all of the Jeffrey Combs characters are coworkers at a retail store, like a dollar tree or something small like that. like one is the store manager, one is an assistant manager, some key holders, and of course some sales associates. Maybe a few that don't work there but are regulars, fuck it
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I know this is supposed to read as a manipulation to get Dan to shoot the investigator.
But what if it's just Herbert warning his wife.
Like nooo not my malewife! Sweetie use the gun!
He's a wife beater Dan, look out! you're his primary target!
He's a good husband. 🤣
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i put "Herbert West" as my name at starbucks and the barista yelled “FROM RE-ANIMATOR??” and i said "YESS" and then the barista poured cyanide into my coffee and shot me in the chest 27 times
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Herbert provides valuable enrichment to Dan's habitat.
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