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Being a DM takes a lot of prep but it’s all worth it when the dungeon you spent hours meticulously crafting has a room which contains a suspiciously conspicuous bag of holding whose contents consist only of a single lit bomb that will immediately explode upon being removed from the bag

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DND Monster Idea - Fingersnatcher

The Fingersnatcher is a small demon with a stick thin, humanoid-esque body coated in blue-purple skin. It has a disproportionately large head, two arms each of which have a 3-fingered hand with long, sharp nails, two legs with three-toed feet which also happen to have 3 sharp nails. It has 2 holes in its face which lead to an internal nose, a mouth with a mass of small sharp canines, and a single bulbous yellow eye with a black horizontal pupil. It's tongue is purple and tipped with a barb which injects a numbing agent upon contact with a living organism. This horrible, awful creature lives up to its namesake by stalking humanoids, injecting a numbing agent while they're sleeping, and then removing and stealing as many of their fingers as possible without waking up their intended victim. When they have an excess of fingers, they will often replace the victim's fingers with whatever they happen to have just for shits and giggles, and will go into hiding to see their victim's reaction before inevitably scampering off.

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There are countless hills upon which to die, and yet I shall choose only those most frivolous and most pertinent to my every whim. For when I wake up in the morning, I do it with the knowledge that it is my duty first and foremost to live a life worth living, and second to die a death worth dying. If the bayonet that drives through my heart is done while I protect the holiness of asiago cheese as the definitive best, then I will close my eyes and stare into the murky waters of the river styx with a joy that no other pleasure of flesh nor pleasure of mind could dare to aspire to.

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DND Monster Idea - Egg Of Eternal Judgement

The Egg Of Eternal Judgement is a tiny demon shaped suspiciously similar to a chicken egg. Its exterior is a gray, steel-like substance, while its inside is a fleshy mess of loose organs, muscle tissue, and blood. It floats above the ground at all times using its psionic abilities, and is so pissed that it never sleeps. It is incredibly irritable, and while it will not be violent to those who have somehow managed to not anger it, the egg will decimate anything in its path that even slightly rubs it the wrong way. While it has no mouth, it will use its telepathy to scream and yell at all those it hates until it manages to bludgeon them to death with its tiny, projectile-like body.

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D&D campaign idea

Dungeons and dragons campaign where the BBEG is actually just a rather nice archmage who's been pretending to be a lich as a bit and just wanted to see how far they could take it

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There is no force of nature nor divinity nor man that could stop me from unhinging my jaw whole to consume an average to above average eggs benedict