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I love people that understand Kizaru. ✨ He’ll do the 9 - 5 because it’s easy, repetitive, something that he can accomplish without having to try that hard. Kizaru won’t be a top ranked fighter in One Piece because he’s fighting for nothing. 😅 Absolutely nothing, and he’s not even an arrogant fighter, he makes no enemies so you’ll rarely see anyone starting beef with him. Even Luffy wasn’t that mad about seeing him again. 😂💔 He’ll use his light speed casually and for convenience, only going an extra mile when he’s asked to, or if there’s something or someone he cares about. If you did not ask, O.Y.O. is the case. 💀 He will write ‘They got away’ and submit report. But he’s still an efficient Marine cause when he’s given a task, he gets it done quickly. That’s why Saturn immediately noticed that his work on Egghead was sloppy.

Someone said Saturn orders him around like a robot.

He IS the perfect robot. You feed in detailed commands, you get detailed results.

He was the perfect robot. Egghead has either broken him down more, or created a glitch.

I’m so excited. 🥰🥰🥰 People who work for a broken and corrupt system are so fascinating. They either strongly believe in it (Akainu), hate everything about it (Aokiji), or disassociate (Kizaru). But that corrupt system just made things personal. I wanna see how Kizaru reacts.

I forgot to mention that while Kizaru will always complete his assignment, if he encounters a minor inconvenience (and by minor inconvenience I mean a Yonko-level threat), he will immediately abandon the mission. 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭💔💔💔 Immediately.

In fact, he’s still going to write a report so he has to make it look realistic to some degree. Remember when he showed up in Sabody? His main priority was the Strawhats but he was just messing with them until Rayleigh appeared. Now Rayleigh is not Yonko level so the Strawhats could not leave unscathed, but it was a decent excuse for not killing them.

After taking that one hit from Luffy on Egghead, if he was alone, he would NOT have bothered standing up.🤣💔 If not that Saturn was there and kept badgering him to do his job.

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guys, PLEASE, write/draw some headcanon where the news about this spread to Germa! I'm crazy to hear/see Vismoke brothers' confused chaos. [especially their faces while reading newspaper]

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I'm GOOD with any yaoi-slash as long as its fans are not delusional or intentionally present male heroes in feminine or twink way [or trans, who are sadly fetishized], but if you ask do I have fav gay-ships or headcanons the answer will be YES, in many fandoms I have them. When it comes to One Piece it's.. Why 3/5 are with Sanji? C'mon cuz he's intelligent, emotionally reactive and sexy. Any combination with Sanji is bound to be exciting: LuSan, Zosan, SanUso, CrocoSan, SanLaw, SanNami, SanViola, ANY. My King Prince spreads crazy bisexual energy

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Oh, judging by some of your posts, you’re also a SaNami fan. Do you see them as endgame?

I like SaNami , but it's not my "№1 OTP-ship". However, I'll be glad to see them as end-game also because I'm tired of Sanji's obsession over her [no hate to ginger queen or cook]. It would be delusional to say that he behaves that way equally toward all women; a big part of the screen time is Sanji thinking/dreaming/speaking about her, flirting/touching/peeping on her, following/carrying/saving her. As one dude said, 'if not end-game then why?' — I agree on that. Oda-sensei likes queerSanami-baiting, it entertains him although he won't make them a couple. So, it's been 25+ years of hearing the "Nami-Swa-a-an" on screen...

[I’ve been watching & reading OP since 2006, guys — some users weren’t even born at that time.]

Besides, they have many things in common.

They both represent biblical sins: Greed and Lust. If you think greed is not that serious, look around — capitalism stands on it.

[Behind the gags we forget: Nami robbed not just ‘bad pirates,’ she continued to do so even after Arlong’s trauma was outgrown. Most Strawhat gold is stolen by her. She always finds a way to twist help into profit. Or did we forget that her manipulative nature not only saves the crew but sometimes hurts people?]

Off the perv gag, Sanji admires Nami's personality: her sharp-shaped strategical mind, gift of forecasting, physical strength, brave and kind heart. Nami, on the other hand, can’t help but respect him [off the gag, it is — just listen or watch her when Vinsmoke isn’t around or simply doesn’t act theatrically] and relies on him.

If you calculate, most of the problems the Strawhats face were solved by Nami or Sanji. They are the most multifunctional crew members who rely on each other very often. They are practical and don’t rush to fight first if there’s another priority [arrive quiet and safely, find a road, save a crew member, etc.]. When it comes not to actions but emotions, they look tough and unreachable outside, staying incredibly empathetic inside.

Luffy values and loves them very much. He declared a war on the Most-Wanted man of East Blue aka Arlong, and he declared a war on the Great Yonko aka Big Mom.

They both know the taste of hunger and the weight of shackles, both have survived since childhood. They are among the rare One Piece characters who outgrew their trauma: Sanji forgave and saved Germa (and also accepted Reiju as family), and Nami forgave and saved the Fishmen (and also accepted Jinbei as nakama).

They both "betrayed" their own close ones in order to save them, sacrificing their freedom and life despite how hard they gained it. The similarity between the AP and WCI arcs is evident in many aspects. One of the reasons for Sanji (besides the Grand Line/All Blue dream) that triggered him to join the crew was saving Nami. Nami was the main person who encouraged the crew to save Sanji. Both of them know each other's backstory and were there when there was no hope.

Whether you want to recognize it or not — they have a deep platonic bond. If you want to see the romance in it, you’re free to think so.

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it's almost the same throughout the series

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some dumb memes that cure my depression

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VICTORY!

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AHAHAHAHA I'M DEAD

I love running over Judge with my car.

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Caesar Clown's just fueling the economy...

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MY GOD! ARE YOU HINTING ON SORA BEING REAL "THE GREATER WARRIOR OF THE SEA" AT THE PAST?! SO SHE "DEFEATED" JUDGE WITH LOVE?! THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HEADCANON

More young MADS. Tormenting them with silly costumes like they're my jesters + various artstyles.

(Also Sora is here hi Sora)

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Trying to practice how to draw their young designs once again, but trying to get closer to Oda's style.

Essentially a style & design study! Most of these are very very heavily referencing various actual Oda drawings / anime screenshots etc.

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Deeply unserious group of villains smh. Can somebody put them down please.

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Ma-aaa-a-aaaaads! I want to read a whole comics about them so badly....

this is one of those stupid meme redraws where I soon realized it's like 10x times funnier cropped so you get that as well under the cut

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I find her majestically stunning here

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once again

[despite the fact that Sanji's official colour is blue, he's matching so well with warm yellow & orange]

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Absolutely correct. Ship whatever you want, but don't be delusional

"Sanji is his worst self around Nami" EXCUSE ME?? PEOPLE WERE SAYING THIS??? Wow way to blame my girl for you not reading I guess? Actually hate how people constantly try to find some huge problem Nami must have with Sanji when it's just not there. Like that's her friend and crewmate and while she does find him gushing over her annoying sometimes she doesn't like ... Hate him for it. just very tiring that Nami gets used as a bludgeon against Sanji by people who insist they respect her as a character lmao

Well to be fair I was referring to only one person who was saying this, but yes, that’s what the user said. 

From a Sanji hater it would’ve been predictable, but from a so-called Sanji fan it’s just 🤦‍♀️. It’s one thing to dislike Sanami, that’s totally fine, but come on you don’t need to demonize Sanji to make a point against it. You’re right that it’s weird how often Nami is weaponized against Sanji and people want to insist she hates or doesn’t care about him. Like, this isn’t even about shipping (I make a point to keep this blog ship-free), just because Nami doesn’t reciprocate Sanji’s advances and gets annoyed with him doesn’t mean she hates or doesn’t care about him. She very much cares for him as a friend. Speaking of respecting Nami as a character, that same account also made another tweet that started off okay by pointing out Whole Cake Island isn’t a “Sanami arc” (true because it’s not about any ships) then unironically went all in about how Nami cried for Luffy, got mad at Sanji on behalf of Luffy, did x, y, and z for Luffy…which is a very gross and reductive way of viewing Nami’s role in WCI. I wanted to puke when reading it:

Hating a ship is fine, but if you hate a ship so much (or are so dedicated to a ship opposed to it) it causes you to demonize a character you claim to love and reduce another character’s agency for the sake of making a point and downplaying a canon friendship…yeah you need to chill. Even some Zosan haters (including those who claim to love Sanji) do this by saying Sanji “bullies” Zoro and that they genuinely hate each other or that any moment where Zoro seems to care about Sanji is actually for Luffy’s sake. Just a general problem that happens when people hate a ship too much or are too dedicated to an opposing ship. I know I said this is a ship free blog, but I couldn’t help but notice.