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I’d wager James Potter as well. (Not that he actually got to be a father, just fuck the guy (said Lily))

happy fathers day to every father except Tobias Snape 🖤

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Put the cutie in a big scarf because he chilly :(

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My other fictional obsession is Mary Poppins and I’m starting to see the pattern of wanting to see stoic characters break. Also Julie Andrews + Emily Blunt 😛😛😝😝❤️❤️😍😍😍

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Guys promise I’ll work on some freaky art once my screen protector comes in.

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How Sneep feel about eating pussy in general, before trying it for the first time, and after trying it?

As a teen, the mere idea was making him sweat (with nerves? arousal? dread? no one knows but he was getting a bit red on the face).

One night in his dorm he took the time to really imagine it. It was merely impossible. What witches were hiding under their robes felt too mysterious to be replaced by the drawings he had seen in forbidden books. And could it really look like what he had glanced in these muddy muggles magazines that were stuck on the grimy disgusting streets in Cokeworth? Well he had seen his mother naked a few times when he was younger but this wasn't really helping, was it?

For some reason is primary concern -apart from figuring out the anatomy of it (it seemed way more complex than men)- was the hair. Would it be hairy or not? The idea of the girls he was passing on the hallways getting hair down there (like he did) was stirring something in his groin.

And what would it taste like? The boys in his dorm didn't really talk about the taste as much as the smell but he didn't understand what the fuss was about. Surely it wouldn't smell much stronger than what could happen in their own pants if they didn't wash properly, right?

Also he had grown up in a place where the streets stank of shit and piss. He snorted in disdain.

Honestly if a girl offered herself to him, he wouldn't care. He'd lick her clean to thank her.

Evan talked about the time his girlfriend sat on his face too. He wondered how safe that was but it did seem... a bit appealing.

During adulthood his thoughts about it didn't change much but he thought about it less often. It was just a distant thing which he would never experience. Like getting on a plane. Or playing the trumpet. It was not fine.

And then one day...

He found himself laying on top of a woman who was looking at him with flushed cheeks and a wicked (if not slightly shy) smile. And she opened her legs for him. And everything happened in slow-motion.

Well he took his time.

And he loved everything about it.

The hair. The folds. The smell. The taste. The different hues of pink and brown. The unbearable softness. The mind-numbing slickness against his mouth, under his tongue. The way her fingers tugged and caressed his hair. The sighs and moans and whimpers. The way she shook and called his name even if he didn't know much of what he was doing.

But he got drunk on it.

And his nose came in handy.

And she was giggling with glee afterwards and the sound was truly delightful.

It had been a while since he felt this invested in a new topic and he vowed to become an expert at it. He was nothing if not a focused and dedicated man.

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Good LORD 😮‍💨

He’s really grumpy for a man with such fluffy hair.

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There is no such thing as black and white and Severus Snape deserved to be 10x worse and we still would love him for it but the marauders fandom isn’t ready for that conversation yet.

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The beginning of CoS (film) in Snape’s office where Alan’s face just looks a liiiittle bit softer

I just need to grab his face.

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Watching OotP just to hear Snape say “mistress”

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O Lord, please save me from twinkified!Snirius..

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Absolutely stunning shit 🙏

Was inspired, and drew Snape in The Outfit.

Thank you for all the fantastic art! :)

The way I GAPED.

This looks absolutely INCREDIBLE. I can't stop looking at it??? The hair? So delicate?? The gloves? So silky?? The pearls? So clutchable??

I am floored Wisteria.

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Didn’t turn out great tbh I’m having a high pain day, but here’s a tiny lil gift 😜

Now I was tempted to imagine Snape wearing lingerie for his partner. Or those sexy bunny costumes.

You'd think he'd hate it, because of his self-loathing, but he'd calm down when he saw his partner clearly affected by the sight?

So I'm personally totally unfazed by bunny costumes. It's boring.

Also yes he'd hate it. He hates himself BUT if he agreed to try on lingerie it's because his partner gave him some confidence already. But something that cliché isn't for him. Be serious.

Put that man in a black fishnet top. With long gloves. And garter stockings. And no underwear.

Or tie his hair in a messy bun. Add a long pearl necklace, pearl bracelets and a pearl belt hanging low on his narrow hips and an underwear with lacing on the front.

I mean even himself would admit begrudgingly he looks hella good.

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Imo Snape is from an area of the midlands (a poor area of traditionally heavy industry/factory work and mining) here are some pics taken by Janine Wiedel of the area, people and industry at the time he would have been in his late teens

(I'm biased cos it's also my area lol, but it just makes sense to me)

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The Harry Potter fandom might be one of the few ones in which you actually have to argue with people that “pantsing” someone — that is to say, incapacitating a minor and stripping off his clothing with the intent to sexually humiliate him and reveal his genitalia to 200+ other minors — is, in fact, sexual assault.

(And yes, his underwear was removed. That’s why Harry was dragged out of the pensieve at that exact moment. But even if it weren’t, the whole situation would still be sexual assault.)

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The Harry Potter fandom might be one of the few ones in which you actually have to argue with people that “pantsing” someone — that is to say, incapacitating a minor and stripping off his clothing with the intent to sexually humiliate him and reveal his genitalia to 200+ other minors — is, in fact, sexual assault.

(And yes, his underwear was removed. That’s why Harry was dragged out of the pensieve at that exact moment. But even if it weren’t, the whole situation would still be sexual assault.)

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Snirius piss kink oneshot that taught Sirius how to feel empathy for his former victim