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Period Pookie
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when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house
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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
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#i hate it here#this is supposed to be a cold state#bring me the clouds#i miss rainy days#anyone who says being hot is better than being cold is a liar
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Arson is bad. . . but-
#watcher#shane madej#ryan bergara#mystery files#im not even surprised#this is the same guy who encourages bank robberies#to be fair#sometimes crime is funny#like shoplifting
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i updated it due to current happenings
edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!
#trans#trans rights#trans rights are human rights#transgender#fuck terfs#fuck transphobes#gtfo with that shit
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Reblog to kill it faster
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“wtf is wrong with you”
you mean like today or like in general?
#lmao me#like bro#is that rhetorical#we could be here for a bit#just a bit haunted#and working through my funny little obsessions
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YOU hates terfs
#not my tags >>#seeing this again and of course reblogging it again#I will superglue legos into your shoes if you’re a terf#and I will repeat this process with every pair of shoes you own#the old ones#the new ones#a l l o f t h e m .#also I will just fucking kick you in the nose#fuck terfs#fuck jk rowling#trans#lmao get fucked#<<
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solidarity
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#ofmd#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#spn#supernatural#ineffable husbands#nandermo#destiel
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can’t wait for season 3 where shadow inevitably beats the shit out of nine since by contract, he has to try and kill tails in every tv show he appears in
#sonic prime#sonic prime spoilers#shadow the hedgehog#nine the fox#sonic x#sonic boom#can't wait to see him just start pummeling a literal child#honestly i was thrilled to see him slap around sonic#i can't wait for it to be nine's turn
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I love that this season starts off with Shane encouraging people to rob a bank and then ends with him encouraging people to shoplift. Full circle. Shane is clearly the parent who just looks on as their child eats pencil lead or terrorizes other kids with a dead mouse they found.
#watcher#mystery files#shane madej#ryan bergara#thrilled that they're back together#but more thrilled that they're telling us to commit crimes#how dare they feed into my dream to become a small time criminal
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"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move
#literally me everyone i get into a new fandom#“im so normal about this”#not even five minutes later i'll be info dumping on anyone in the general vicinity who has the misfortune of having functioning ears#rip to them i guess
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I think a big thing that people are overlooking is how Hobie looks out for his own and how much that coincides with punk culture.
Him looking out for younger teens is so fucking punk of him. He lets Gwen stay with him because she's vulnerable and struggling, he makes her a watch, he lets her keep his shoes, etc. and it's not out of romance, it's because she's family. Same with Miles; he knows Miles is naive and wants to help him, because he's been in the spider society longer and he knows what's really going on. He sees the adults, who are supposed to mentor them, targeting Miles and he just knows it's flat-out wrong and that he wants no part of it.
Hobie takes on such a big brother role for the other characters and I love it. He's more mature than the other teens in so many aspects, and he uses his experience to teach them how to get by because that's what being punk is about
#hobie brown#spider punk#across the spiderverse#spiderman atsv#gwen stacy#spiderverse#pavitr prabhakar#miles morales#punk culture#spider society#gotta love him
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This thread is hysterical.
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