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cryptid-oh-cryptid
Cryptid, oh Cryptid
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 3 months ago
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Do you ever think about how we are creatures?
I wish to become one of the woods, dawn a mask of leaves and a crown of twigs
I wanna to dance under the moon, the stars and the gods who may or may not be there.
I cling to the hope that I am able to be a creature
I shout to the heavens that I AM A BRING OF CARE AND CHAOS
I whisper to the land that I am it's protector and lover
I command the hells to know that I am their kind and jailer
I am a creature, yet I am no man.
I am a creature, yet a lover to the stars
I am a creature, yet I rule with grace
I am a creature with a smile upon my face
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 3 months ago
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I wish to be one with the moss covered castle steps that once let Merlin and Morgana walk upon them
I wish to hold a thorn covered bouquet of roses, deep red from the petals and blood from my pricked fingers
I wish to sing a song deep and longing for a lover that was lost at sea
I wish to wear medieval garb and watch through my window at the rain covered forest
I wish to run barefoot through the forest & laugh and scream at the top of my lungs that I am a creature of the land, not of man
I wish to carve my hands into the dark dirt and roll in tall grass in the rain covered lands.
I wish to be free and dark and terrible and brilliant and kind and fierce and lovely and strong and sweet and bright and all and nothing and
I wish to be me
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 3 months ago
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Happy Cinderella’s Castle YouTube release day!
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 3 months ago
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some more specific headcanons from my appalachian!sylvaire musings
sandra lynn is an amazing quilter from a technical standpoint, but she almost never finishes them so mordred has bunches of half- or mostly-finished quilts laying around, the only two she ever successfully finished were the quilt for baxter's stable and fig's crib
(adaine convinces sandra lynn to teach her how to quilt so she can finish them all, and adaine absolutely thrives off the meticulous nature of it)
ivy learns to hide her sylvan accent by binge watching hours of the real housewives of bastion city (she forces oisin to watch with her)
kristen learned to clog when she was little (because the deep south looooves clogging) and while she isn't very good at it because of her dex, it's actually one of the most organic ways she connects with rangers and druids working to restore the NMK forest while working on her church
music is one of the few things fig and sanda lynn don't clash over at all, and fig eventually drops a blue-grass inspired ep (sandra lynn cries the first time she hears it and every time fig plays any of it live)
ivy is the only one of the rat grinders who can tailor and sew clothes and any time they have her fix something for them, she gives it back with added traditional embroidery
sandra lynn has a reputation for being very superstitious among the other rangers (because so much of her family grew up on the edges of the NMK forest), but they trust her judgement more than anyone else out in theountains and also know if something genuinely disturbs her while they're out patrolling, it's time to go
ivy goes back to sylvaire the summer after junior year and has to genuinely reconcile the fact that she tried to help try to kill the person who restored her people's goddess (also i think she retrains her fighter levels that summer, but i go back and forth between druid and paladin)
also i think sandra lynn and ivy are the only people in their immediate circle who can drive stick, which doesn't really have anything to do with appalachia but is just kinda a freebie for you all
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 3 months ago
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some more specific headcanons from my appalachian!sylvaire musings
sandra lynn is an amazing quilter from a technical standpoint, but she almost never finishes them so mordred has bunches of half- or mostly-finished quilts laying around, the only two she ever successfully finished were the quilt for baxter's stable and fig's crib
(adaine convinces sandra lynn to teach her how to quilt so she can finish them all, and adaine absolutely thrives off the meticulous nature of it)
ivy learns to hide her sylvan accent by binge watching hours of the real housewives of bastion city (she forces oisin to watch with her)
kristen learned to clog when she was little (because the deep south looooves clogging) and while she isn't very good at it because of her dex, it's actually one of the most organic ways she connects with rangers and druids working to restore the NMK forest while working on her church
music is one of the few things fig and sanda lynn don't clash over at all, and fig eventually drops a blue-grass inspired ep (sandra lynn cries the first time she hears it and every time fig plays any of it live)
ivy is the only one of the rat grinders who can tailor and sew clothes and any time they have her fix something for them, she gives it back with added traditional embroidery
sandra lynn has a reputation for being very superstitious among the other rangers (because so much of her family grew up on the edges of the NMK forest), but they trust her judgement more than anyone else out in theountains and also know if something genuinely disturbs her while they're out patrolling, it's time to go
ivy goes back to sylvaire the summer after junior year and has to genuinely reconcile the fact that she tried to help try to kill the person who restored her people's goddess (also i think she retrains her fighter levels that summer, but i go back and forth between druid and paladin)
also i think sandra lynn and ivy are the only people in their immediate circle who can drive stick, which doesn't really have anything to do with appalachia but is just kinda a freebie for you all
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 3 months ago
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How did you get this footage of me?
Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 4 months ago
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You'll have to watch the parts that make you ugly cry too
pro tip: you can rewatch your favorite media again
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 4 months ago
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I heard about the show severance & started to watch it for the mystery & suspense! But
OLD MAN YAOI!!?!?!?!?!
TRAGIC OLD MAN YAOI?!?!!?!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Screaming, crying, throwing up!!!
I hate ( love ) it here!!!!
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 4 months ago
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Various doodles and bobs THAT FUCKING BIRD THAT I HATE THAT FUCKING BIRD THAT I HATE
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 4 months ago
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SPOILERS FOR A COURT OF FEY AND FLOWERS
Here is TED Talk I did in a discord about my love of Wuvvy from 'A Court Of Fey & Flowers ' it's a bit disjointed, but I think my points still stand.
So, wuvvy Is a warrior. It is something I really think ties into her character more than outwardly thought. Wuvvy was under the control of leaders for most if not all of her life. She has always had someone leading her. A commander, but with rue. A friend. But she grew up as a warrior. So did KP. Wuvvy May see things in KP that she saw in herself that she hates. Duty over love. Wuvvy knows that feeling. She has done that for rue. Rue, the person who loved and appreciated wuvvy, who wuvvy May love back in more than the obvious. Who was her leader but not commander. Rue wouldn't hurt wuvvy. Right? Not until KP. Wuvvy who had seen rue through it all, rue had always kept it together is now being laid bare and repeatedly hurt by a man who sees duty over all else. Wuvvy understands him & hates him for it. Wuvvy loves rue enough to let them hate her if it means rue is safe in wuvvys eyes. Is wuvvy in the right? No. But I think even wuvvy knows this, but this fear wuvvy has been somewhat proven that KP intentionally or not keeps hurting rue. To see the worse parts of yourself in another & to see the person you love & swore to protect reach for them & not you over and over even if they keep getting burns can make people do things they KNOW is wrong. Even if they pretend it isn't.
I truly love wuvvy as a character. She is s complex & painful character that deserves so much. Like therapy
I like how she is clumsy until she knows she cannot be. I think she grew up clumsy but had it trained out of her. In not gree ways. I think with Rue wuvvy doesn't feel the need to a warrior but a friend. When the fight happens she in a way might of in a PTSD kinda way turned bank to a warrior. A killer.
She hates what she was & felt like that version doesn't deserve love
So when KP, all her traits of that time is loved so willingly. It burns.
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 4 months ago
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Oh to be a child of the forest. To run through it barefoot with moss under them. To wash and drink from the rivers and streams. To lay my head in the tall grass and read the stories in the stars. To talk to the birds and deer. To wear flowers in my hair and dirt on my hands. To sing and dance and play in the world I want. Let me live in the forest. Let me breathe fresh air
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 4 months ago
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Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day to all those who celebrate 👁️🫦👁️🪈
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 4 months ago
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Welp I've decided to document my Dimension 20 watch through ( kinda )
I decided that in 2025 I'm going to try & watch all the seasons ( hopefully )
I'll be putting together the list of the shows & update the list if I
1 ) I finish a season
2 ) a new season comes out
3 ) I just want to I guess
( DISCLAIMER: I have started AND Currently Watching. I will be watching all of them but some ( the started ) are on pause & I will go back to them + I will NOT be watching shriek week. )
Dimension 20 Seasons:
- Fantasy High - Finished Twice
Escape from the bloodkeep - Not Started
The unsleeping city - Currently Watching
Tiny heist - Not Started
A crown of candy - Started
Pirates of leviathan - Not Started
Fantasy High: sophomore year - Finished Once / Watching Again
The unsleeping city: chapter 2 - Not Started
Mice & Murder - Not Started
Misfits and magic - Finished
The seven - Started
A Starstruck Odyssey - Started
Coffin run
A court of get & flowers ✓
Never after - Currently Watching
The ravening war - Not Started
Dungeons and drag queens - Not Started
Mentopolis - Not Started
Burrow's end - Not Started
Fantasy High: junior year - Finished
Never stop blowing up - Started
Misfits & magic: season 2 - Started
Dungeons and dragons queens 2 - Not Started
THAT'S IT FOR NOW! THANK YOU FOR COMING ALONG WITH MY JOURNEY!
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 5 months ago
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zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 5 months ago
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Idk who she is, but I hope she is happy
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 5 months ago
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'White Trash Winter'
A photography collection of how I feel during winter at my childhood home
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cryptid-oh-cryptid · 5 months ago
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Alice & Gwen are such girl kissers
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