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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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Aww I like her 💕 🐷

voluptuous pig

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@stellachuu on TT

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One of my favourite pop culture useless pieces of information that I know is the fact that trends in horror movies can tell you about the general fears of the world at any given time in cinematic history.

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Kitty fits

(via)

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Listening to this will hit different when Duskwood is officially over 🤧

"Saying your last goodbye to your comfort character | playlist + rain |"

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Oh boy! Got this dark track all primed and ready for spotify and shit!!! Release time, I’m gonna start throwing them out more consistently! phew!! ‘

SOUNDCLOUD LINK

SPOTIFY SOON

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Burnzig’s take on some classic horror characters in a different light. 

Absolutely love these!

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Great beat to vibe to

made a little BEAT tonight, thought I’d share it with you, messed around with weird pitch modulation, zenis TWO

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This is so cool

I don't know what to say so... here have this.

The longer I keep it, the worse it will be 🤣. It's definitely not what I imagine but can't dream too big if you're using a phone with a low storage. I swear the Raven on MWAF'S string got worse everytime I meddle with it, so let's not focus on that too much. And I can't background that well, so we'll just have to be grateful with whatever this is. If something is out of place, just look away from it. 👀

Reblogs are very much appreciated. Lots of love -Mira

I never drink and never had been to a bar (of course duh) so I have a decent explanation of the suck-ness of the bar😌. Also, I decided to not draw MC because I am trying to keep it... neutral ? For all of us :) ?

Thank you all for your support and thank you for being patient with me when I'm awkward at times.

And a happy new milestone for @hacked-by-jake and a welcome back to @justubi ❤️

I know tumblr is going to ruin the quality but I hope this one is better ?

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New mood board. I'm 1.

the meat paintings are, understandably, the pieces that elicit the most questions. the first is usually, "why meat?" the glib answer is: "you can only paint so many pears." / scott conary, meat paintings.

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Whats the point if it ain't juicy 🍑

they made pyramid head’s ass juicy again hallelujah

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when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them 

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you 

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“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

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Very helpful info graphics. Saving this for later

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”