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this is legitimately the funniest thing that’s ever happened in my town

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dean. dean supernatural my best friend listens to the same 10 songs hes dumb hes a genius hes bi he is me i am him its a mirror. he wears silly little outfits hes so tired he cares so much hes over excitable hes a parent hes gay married to his best friend he loves his little brother he has so many kids and his mattress remembers him. hes a germophobe hes just some guy he dated the king of hell he loves to cook he watches shitty medical dramas. hes the most important boy in the world i love him

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this man has never met an alien he couldn’t parent

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? I'M RIGHT HERE."

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a helping hand

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Ultimate Lifeform voiced by National Treasure.

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🛸👾 by 악오@AGOH3

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vice president anomalo caris

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how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping

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I would never square up with a dude who could punch me with his mind

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Is this anything

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Wii smoking game where you pretend the wii remote is a cigar and move it to your mouth to puff on it and the screen shows your mii smoking. And the game is called Wii be Smoking

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I Am Somebody by Glenn Ligon, 1991

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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

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The ultimate BABBY

Ready for duty 🫡