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writing part 2 of this and i’m just now realizing how little people the foxes have… like why do we have enough people for only two stunt groups… i was so hyped to go into depth about it but there’s literally nothing to say because of how little people there are 💀

guys had anyone considered an aftg au where instead of exy they were competitive cheerleaders?? i was just discussing with my sister and it would be so funny to me to reimagine it all from the lense of them being competitive cheerleaders. perfect court as a stunt group??? riko flying bc he’s a diva and needs to be center of attention, kevin backspotting (but has flown before and ate it up. riko forbade it bc he hated the competition). i am not sure how the bases would work considering neil is significantly shorter than jean and wouldn’t be able to support a stunt but that’s semantics.

foxes as cheer positions:

dan - main base. you know that girl is strong enough to support a group and she’d be beast at it

kevin - backspot but he HAS flown and is a pretty good flyer. he’s def diva enough to give facials in the air and i just know he’d be flexible

andrew - main base. beefy shoulders and the strength to carry a flyer despite his height

matt - backspot but he has main based in tall groups (thinking kevin flying, seth backspotting and nicky side basing). prefers main basing but alas, he’s not able to due to the lack of backspots on the team 😓

aaron - side base. the height to support a main base but not beefy enough to main himself. he COULD, but he doesn’t because he prefers siding (also by side basing, he’s able to stunt with andrew)

seth - backspot though he has side based before

allison - flyer (according to my sister) but i do think she can do it all tbh. i just know my girl is packing enough strength to do either basing position and her height allows her to backspot certain groups

nicky - side base though he’s forced to backspot due to his height sometimes (depends on the group)

renee - side base 100% (most often bases with andrew bc they’re besties like that 😋)

neil - flyer bc all his strength is in his legs and stomach. arms? not so much. you just know that man can hold his weight in the air and squeeze like his life depends on it. and he’s 100% flexible. never quite learned to base properly but if he had to he’d be a side base. he started as a side base (like he started as a backliner) but switched to flying when he got to high school and the foxes. symbolic of his trust in his team to hold him up and catch him if he falls (my sister’s idea)

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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

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yes they do have throuple thing going but i don’t know what the shortened name for them is. like jeremy and jean are jerejean and andrew and neil are andreil.

guys my sister is wondering if there’s a ship name for ananya, patrick, cody. she’s too chicken to ask herself so i’ve come to ask you guys in her stead

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guys my sister is wondering if there’s a ship name for ananya, patrick, cody. she’s too chicken to ask herself so i’ve come to ask you guys in her stead

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guys had anyone considered an aftg au where instead of exy they were competitive cheerleaders?? i was just discussing with my sister and it would be so funny to me to reimagine it all from the lense of them being competitive cheerleaders. perfect court as a stunt group??? riko flying bc he’s a diva and needs to be center of attention, kevin backspotting (but has flown before and ate it up. riko forbade it bc he hated the competition). i am not sure how the bases would work considering neil is significantly shorter than jean and wouldn’t be able to support a stunt but that’s semantics.

foxes as cheer positions:

dan - main base. you know that girl is strong enough to support a group and she’d be beast at it

kevin - backspot but he HAS flown and is a pretty good flyer. he’s def diva enough to give facials in the air and i just know he’d be flexible

andrew - main base. beefy shoulders and the strength to carry a flyer despite his height

matt - backspot but he has main based in tall groups (thinking kevin flying, seth backspotting and nicky side basing). prefers main basing but alas, he’s not able to due to the lack of backspots on the team 😓

aaron - side base. the height to support a main base but not beefy enough to main himself. he COULD, but he doesn’t because he prefers siding (also by side basing, he’s able to stunt with andrew)

seth - backspot though he has side based before

allison - flyer (according to my sister) but i do think she can do it all tbh. i just know my girl is packing enough strength to do either basing position and her height allows her to backspot certain groups

nicky - side base though he’s forced to backspot due to his height sometimes (depends on the group)

renee - side base 100% (most often bases with andrew bc they’re besties like that 😋)

neil - flyer bc all his strength is in his legs and stomach. arms? not so much. you just know that man can hold his weight in the air and squeeze like his life depends on it. and he’s 100% flexible. never quite learned to base properly but if he had to he’d be a side base. he started as a side base (like he started as a backliner) but switched to flying when he got to high school and the foxes. symbolic of his trust in his team to hold him up and catch him if he falls (my sister’s idea)

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ITS BACK UP YALL

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when is it going back up guys 😩 i was left on a cliff hanger for my fic 😩😩

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARCHIVES WENT DOWN WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIC

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARCHIVES WENT DOWN WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIC

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genuinely what is up with aftg artists bc why are all their drawings MASTERPIECES. LET ME BREATHHEEE

They make me insane actually

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just punch me in the face and stab me in the gut why don’t you

Andrew hearing his own voice scream 'please' over and over again from Aaron locked in the bathroom

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in honor of me graduating, i’d like to share my grad cap design :)

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late update: i did in fact use aftg for my prompt. the prompt was to pick a story in which a character has a secret and that secret affects the relationships they have with the characters around them. yall should know what i wrote obvs

my ap exam is tomorrow, pray that i can use aftg for my essay prompt guys

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my ap exam is tomorrow, pray that i can use aftg for my essay prompt guys

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this is comedic gold

pt.69!! hehe <pt.68

Renee Walker is actually banned from 3 of the 4 frat houses at PSU, one for this incident, a separate one for scrapping some of the frat dudes over a drink spiking incident with Allison, the third one for rescuing a squirrel they were keeping in the kitchen and throwing beer cans at (she tried to free it but it followed her like some snow white bullshit and nicky started feeding it gummy bears)

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andrew minyard

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

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GIVE ME MORE OF THEM PLS

bitchy older sister allison and bratty younger brother neil is actually a top tier dynamic

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(based on an actual conversation i’ve had with my friend)

*making a poster with ap lit jokes*

(poster says “to cook, or to be cooked”)

kevin (me): anyone who doesn’t know where this reference is from is actually cooked for their exam

neil (my friend): i don’t know where this is from

kevin (me): it’s from hamlet??

andrew (other friend): what’s going on?

kevin: i just said that anyone who doesn’t know where this is from is cooked and he said he doesn’t know

neil: well i know NOW where it’s from

andrew: where’s it from?

neil: he just told me, it’s from hamilton

everyone: