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Principal Brown: Mr. Watterson, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples. [Gumball clears his throat several times] Gumball: Uh… Okay. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting… bigger. [Later] Gumball: So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution. [Long pause] Gumball: Elmore Junior High football rules! [the crowd erupts into cheers] Principal Brown: Mr. Watterson, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Gumball: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

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Tobias: Eat shit and die, Gumball! Gumball: Eat shit and live, Tobias.

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Richard: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

Harold: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!

Richard: D'oh!

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Gumball: If the opposite of "pro" is "con"...

Darwin: The opposite of progress is congress...

Gumball: So the opposite of constitution is-

Anais: I'm gonna stop you both right there.

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I only know of The Office from those incorrect quotes blogs

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Patrick: Here's $300 to break up with Penny.

Gumball: Save that money for our wedding.

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At a restaurant years ago (warning: LOTS of swearing)

Jackie: I am sorry Nicole, I left my wallet at home.

Nicole: Oh how fucking convenient, Jackie!

Jackie: Uh Nicole, I’m actually trying not to curse in front of baby Tobias so if you could not eh-

Nicole: Oh, I completely understand. What words were you trying to avoid? Is it things like hell, damn, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cock face, dick face, dick head, dickwad, cocksmoker, cock sucker? What about words like tits, pussy, twatch, snatch, clitface, cuntface, thundercunt, dipshit, douchebag, dumbass, dumbfuck or dipshit? (baby Tobias giggles) I'm sure you're trying to avoid words like (Nicole gets down to the baby's eye level) bullshit, bastard, bitchtits, buttfucker, asshole, asshat, assclown, asswipe, (Nicole stands back up) jackass, shithead, shitface and whore, right? Are we counting words like piss, cum, cum dumpster and cum guzzler?

Jackie: Um...

Nicole: Oh goddamit! I almost forgot about fucker, fuckface, fuckstick, fuckwad, fuckboy, clusterfuck and of course, motherfucker. Are these all the kind of words that you're avoiding Jackie?

Jackie: Uh yes I guess any of those, we are-eh, trying to stay away from.

Nicole: Okay, well, good luck with that.

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Gumball has two hands..

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Hello yes, my sexual orientation is violence

Nicole (source: Tumblr)

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Nicole: Why did you put your wooden shoes in the toilet?

Richard: Why do you think I did it?

Nicole: I don't know but it's clogg- Oh, come on.

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Gumball, regarding Molly: How do you lose a classmate?!

Alan: You forget to cherish her

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Darwin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Gumball: That would suck because you can’t microwave metal.

Anais: Good morning to everyone except for you two.

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Nicole: This is not the time for your shenanigans.

Gumball: It was a SINGLE shenanigan, excuse you.

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Gumball: Hey, Anais, I need the combination to my locker.

Anais: It’s YOUR locker, you have the combination.

Gumball: Okay, then I need the number of a locksmith.

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Darwin: How's your morning going?

Gumball: Well, Miss Simian just asked me what my favorite color was, then told me I was wrong.

Darwin: Ah, so pretty normal.

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Tobias: Okay, we need to think straight, right now.

Leslie: Well, shit, bye guys.

Tobias: I swear to god, Leslie, now is not the time.